• My mom when I don't eat 5000
vegetables a day:
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In terms Of, Health You havemo, Health
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    • That’s why God invented vitamin supplements
      CRS6132 23 jun
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    • When I see something green on my plate
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    • Me:
      Mrmemerz 23 jun
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    • Do y’all actually have an issue with veggies? They’re so good!
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    • My mom after I'm in my room for 7 seconds: you don't help out around this damn house
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    • If vegetables were meant to be eaten in abundance, they wouldn’t taste so bad.
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    • This post was made by a six year old
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    • Well my mom is right when she says it. I’ve eaten like shit my whole life and it’s a miracle I’m not at least 300 pounds.
      Syntex366 23 jun
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    • Bruh you'll be fucking fat by then
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    • When you can't afford a $300,000 surgery
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    • Just take multivitamins
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    • I don’t know why I like this meme template so much
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    • There are none at my house
      TheSpoi 25 jun
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    • are you 6 years old?
      The_Gaper 24 jun
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    • I am kinda unhealthy tbh
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    • It’s cuz u always on that damn phone
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    • Little G O R L S
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    • 15th comment
      NiggaToad 23 jun
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    • Holy shit Thanks for my 9th feature
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    • Should I change my name to iwannafuckjerusalem
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    • Holy fuck where is everybody?
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    • I can’t remember the last time I brushed my teeth yet they don’t hurt
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    • I literally don't eat any greens, besides skittles
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    • Vegetables gay
      ceechs 23 jun
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    • Are you 5
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    • Just eat peas bro. 5000 is nothing
      BlackBari 26 jun
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    • me when night shift
      NukeWarz 26 jun
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    • Bruh I eat a shit ton of chips daily and I’m healthy af.
      Proton164 26 jun
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    • I have lost like 12 pounds in a month and a half without changing the food that I eat. I've just been eating less and running
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    • wait do people still act like 7 year olds and not eat veggies
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    • My mom doesn’t buy fruit or vegetables. I end up going out and buying them
      habals 25 jun
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    • Me:
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    • Y’all seriously gotta eat well. I garuntee 70% of y’all don’t.
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    • Eat your vegetables!
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    • Bruh i eat so much fucking meat and veggies yet my mom says i hardly eat anything healthy
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    • Have never eaten a vegetable or fruit in my life
      yourguyjo 24 jun
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    • This was made by someone who thinks Doritos and a Coke is breakfast
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    • This was made by an 8 year old who didn’t want to eat his broccoli
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    • Theres actually people (most of them are probably on this app) who haven't eaten a single vegetable in their life
      peedersa 24 jun
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    • Meat is healthier than veggies, change my mind.
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    • I wish my mother cared about my health lmao
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    • *water
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    • Then the doctor tells your family that you're healthy
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    • Moms also think kale smoothies and power walking down the block makes them loose weight when in all reality they’re still huge, they just have quarterback calves
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    • I’m sorry but my mom wants me to eat 15 1/2 pounds of lettuce a DAY! And that’s ridiculous
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    • Wait you guys actually hate vegetables??
      Dovahkeen 24 jun
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    • Idk why, but this one actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you
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    • My mom when I lose weight:
      Hortonn 24 jun
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    • Imagine not liking veggies
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    • Fr though keep yourself as healthy as you can! Fuck this country's shot healthcare. Three hours for a couple x rays of a cut that didnt need it? Go fuck yourself
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    • Homemade chicken salad is littttrttttt af
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    • I was 12 eating a cookie after eating nothing but meat and veggies all day and my mom told me I was going to end up diabetic like my grandpa
      333creed 24 jun
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    • Im willing to bet the reason that a lot of depressed people say theyre depressed is because of absence of exercise and a decent diet. Those things can make you feel bad if neglected
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    • That's why I just down a bottle of vitamin gummies every week
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    • Okay, but you know what really sucks? Family members will eat, quite literally, absolutely no vegetables.
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    • If you cook them in a pan and add salt n pepper theyre great stfu
      Ratte_ 23 jun
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    • As if any of you eat vegetables
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    • If you eat like a four year old, your gut biome is going to be so wack. The neurotransmitters produced by gut bacteria play a huge role in your mood. Healthy, happy people don’t throw a sissy fit about eating their veggies.
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    • I don’t understand people like that, I love veggies and fruits more than I like meat, so greens end up being like 70%-80% of my diet
      Humph 23 jun
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    • Other way around. This is how I am with my parents
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    • Should of had a V8
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    • Tubby cope.
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    • My granpa always brings me huge bags of vegetables from his garden and then comes and visits me like two days later and gets mad that i didnt eat all the vegetables
      ksgedjvz 23 jun
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    • Bro I no joke ate a can of pinneapple and my parents still complain somewhat, tho not gonna lie I'd eat another
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    • I’ll eat California melody till I die!!
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    • My mom when I use a microwave and get cancer
      AIDSpool 23 jun
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    • No mom, I don’t want to try your blueberry spinach and avocado smoothie recipe you got off from Facebook
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    • If you make it to the age of 9 & still can’t stand vegetables you’re either a bitch or your parents can’t cook for shit
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    • Can someone send that video if general grevious taking all the jedi lightsabers and talking about his collection
      PigBenis0 23 jun
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    • CPorter 23 jun
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    • I taste a vegital
      Dags 23 jun
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    • I want that, i feel like shit in quarintine when we got no healthy stuff
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    • The only veggies I don’t like is raw broccoli and asparagus of any kind. Everything else is delicioso
      Spira 23 jun
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    • Shut up fatass
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    • Someone who can exit, please make and send me this meme cropped so (Top Text: Antivaxers when 2020 is done with them) (Bottom Text: In terms of kids, we have no kids)
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    • Shut it fatass, eat your peas
      Kadesh 23 jun
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    • Smh imagine only eating one type of food (this post was made by omnivore gang)
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    • Meanwhile she weighs more than a car
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    • Green things make for extremely pleasant poops
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    • Sounds like it would be the parent's fault for not feeding them healthy foods when they were growing up and instead let them build a preference for unhealthy food because they were too lazy to cook and kept going to McDonald's.
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    • This is a pretty shitty meme I have to say
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    • My mom use to put like 15 carrots on my plate (baby carrots) and I was like bruh you expect me to eat all of that? Well, I did, and now I literally eat whole shaved carrots by the bag, my teeth now have no problem with it. I’m expecting laser vision in 2 years!!
      Tojake2 23 jun
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    • I fuck with veggies. The only thing I don't like are raw onions they gotta be cooked
      Poseur 23 jun
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    • I just thought about the fact that he may have switched sides to avoid his massive bank loans
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    • Last time I ate a vegetable was before the Covid outbreak
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    • Literally anytime I make a comment on when I feel shitty, my mom low key calls me fat and says I need to exercise more and blames all my health issues on that. Like I literally have a medical condition that causes me to gain weight, I’m trying mom
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    • Is there any problem with just taking supplements vs. actually eating vegetables?
      Big_Ed_ 23 jun
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    • in terms of dick i have no dick
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    • At least she cares
      bish18 23 jun
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    • God I wanna suck his nose
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