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    • “You promise?”
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    • And parents wonder why their kids lie and have trust issues with them
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    • BitRick 16 apr
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    • DontSub 16 apr
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    • And then they wonder why you grow up and have trust issues
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    • Did anyone else read it in his voice
      Miketh 17 apr
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    • And then they wonder why we grow up to have trust issues
      mr_bubz 16 apr
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    • I never punish my child if they tell me the truth.. even if it’s something bad. She trusts me with anything because of it.
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    • And they wonder why we forgot how to open up
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    • It's worse when you are telling the truth but they don't believe you
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    • 8 year old me: inconceivable!
      smexysmit 16 apr
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    • The most famous, is never get involved in a land war in asia
      CJT40 16 apr
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    • Yeah, that just reinforces lying behaviour and my parents understood that. So instead, they would promise to give lesser punishments for truthfulness. I like to think it worked out pretty well considering I now suck at lying.
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    • So that was a fuckin lie
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    • You shouldn't punish a kid for telling the truth but they should be punished for doing something bad. The conversation should go more "if you lie to me I'll find out and you'll be punished for lying and whatever you did. It'll go better for you if you just tell the truth"
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    • INCONCEIVABLE
      DawsonEEE 17 apr
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    • jon_doe 16 apr
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    • *Distrust in parents intensifies
      Qabeur 16 apr
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    • And they wonder why you grow up to never tell them your secrets.
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    • And they wonder why their kid doesn’t trust them
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    • Bad parenting. You're teaching your kids to lie... And eventually they are going to get good at it.
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    • But even more well known then that is never mess with M O M when DEATH is on the line!
      ThatNut 16 apr
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    • I'm so glad that this man from Princess Bride is becoming a meme
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    • and that's why I have trust issues
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    • My parents just said “I won’t punish you more than you deserve if you tell the truth”
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    • "Wait... So you're saying.. If I say 'iNigga' I instantly get top comment?"
      9left 16 apr
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    • Parents: If you tell me the truth you'll not get in that much trouble. Me:*tells the truth* parents:
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    • Inconceivable
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    • And then my parents get and at me and surprised when I try to hide my mistakes and the truth from them all the time
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    • Aye, it's me!
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    • Parents were the original corrupt law enforcers
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    • INCONCEIVABLE
      Bobbyian 16 apr
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    • If I told the truth, they would be like " you sure that's the real story???" And then they would make up see bizarre scenario that puts me in the villain position
      daily_cat 16 apr
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    • Anyone else hear his voice?
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    • My dad told me "if you tell me the truth, I won't be as mad"
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    • Spun 16 apr
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    • Inconceivable
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    • This is one of my favorite movies
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    • The Grand Nagus!
      Suazz 18 apr
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    • “Tell me the truth and I’ll beat your ass.” Don’t you mean you won’t beat my ass? “I know what I said”
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    • If you tell the truth it won't be as bad. Which was true. My punishment for lying was way worse.
      Bl_ck_taR 17 apr
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    • Naw but shit like this can seriously fuck someone up. I'm 19 and I still fear telling my parents anything other than "I'm doing just perfect", despite my troubles, which, of course, I see as insignificant and if I were to bring them up, I would be whining, in my eyes.
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    • I can hear this picture,I can just hear his voice in my head
      soxjd 17 apr
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    • My mom: *beats me with a wooden spoon* “I said dont lie to me!” 5 year old Me: *through tears* “It’s not a lie!” My mom has trust issues.
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    • I always lied. 25 now and I don't regret any of them.
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    • I can hear this image
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    • His mother involved him in a land war in Asia?
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    • Blunder gat, who remembers from bo3 zombies
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    • Dude my dumbass fell for this with my ex girlfriend. And then she started hitting me repeatedly that psychopath. I never hit her back and that’s when I realized I was a good guy in that moment
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    • I tell my kid " you tell me the truth i'll go light on the punishment, if I find out on my own you'll get it worst"
      Oshbaaya 16 apr
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    • 8 yo me: INCONCEIVABLE
      SnarkBait 16 apr
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    • Thats stupid then their gonna wonder why you always lie.
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    • PorkSword 16 apr
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    • You lie? You get in trouble. You tell the truth? You get in trouble. We're all just better off not talking to each other. They teach you that telling the truth is good, but when you do tell the truth everybody gets offended.
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    • Horrible parenting. This shit fucked me up.
      bugman88 16 apr
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    • Anybody else hear his voice when you read it or just me
      qman14 16 apr
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    • Questt 16 apr
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    • Still lie but make it sound like the truth
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    • like if you can hear his voice in your head
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    • "Never go against a parent where death is involved!"
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    • If you do this to your child your just building them up to have trust issues
      JNichs095 16 apr
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    • If this comment gets 3 likes, i will literally drink water
      Plow 16 apr
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    • It was a trap all along
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    • I was always told "Ill be less angry" which was in fact the case. Still got punished regardless though, cause I fucked up. Glad my mom took the time to teach me, otherwise I might have ended up like a bunch of bratty kids I despise lol
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    • I was like yeah, bullshit. I just got good at lying
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    • Hey that’s me
      oldberry 20 apr
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    • Me as a 26-year-old adult
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    • A grade parenting right there
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    • That’s why my parents always said the punishment would be lessened. Same intent, just better wording
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    • I always told my kids it's better to tell the truth and take your punishment than lie and I find out and then have to kill you to set an example for your siblings.
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    • I love you
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    • U get in less trouble usually
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    • And this is why kids have trust issues
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    • Never get into a land war in Asia...
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    • As you wish
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    • Just watched this scene in my econ class yesterday
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    • That was a great movie
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    • [Laughing] “You dumb bitch.”
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    • Incoming 15 year olds that are apparently parenting experts.
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    • “Nobody fools a Sicilian when their lives are on the line! HAHAHA-“ *dies*
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    • Never get involved in a land war in Asia
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    • Me:
      ndrake 17 apr
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    • I'm going to make sure my kids understand that if they tell me the truth, i might get upset. But ill still be happy they told the truth, and less upset than if they lied.
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    • "Well that was a fucking lie. "
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    • Now that I’m older, whenever I babysit my siblings (who aren’t even older than 6 yet) I do this shit EXCEPT to make up for the pain I felt, I actually DONT get mad and just constructively guide them through the issues
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    • Omg lmfao(laughing my freaking ankles off) I get it! It’s funny because, when we were kids our parents would reassure us that if we told on ourselves they would not react in an angry manor. However, what we had done was typically so bad, that would break their reassurance and become disgruntled at-
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    • If this ain’t the best movie
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    • Actually both of those cups are poisoned
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    • You forget, he dies 15 seconds later
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    • Ironic, that character dies like 10 seconds later in the princess bride.
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    • I was never told I wouldn't get in trouble, the whooping was just not as bad if I told the truth lol
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