my liver watching me take a sip of water
my liver watching me take a sip of water
MY DANDY SAYS
YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET,
GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
MY DANDY SAYS YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET, GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
Winner for best Christmas ornament
Re
yelims yelims
28 dec 2020
Winner for best Christmas ornament Re
The woman on the Blink-182 album was arrested this year, and this is what her mugshot looked like
Her face is just like 'you know it bitch
onewayoranother onewayoranother
11 jan 2021
The woman on the Blink-182 album was arrested this year, and this is what her mugshot looked like Her face is just like 'you know it bitch
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
26 sep 2020
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
Out bird watching today and
got this great shot of a
falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
SAABotage SAABotage
25 sep 2020
Out bird watching today and got this great shot of a falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
Guys I just got in this Uber and
@SavageHumor
carlos
2 rides, 1 car
YungHungMemeGod YungHungMemeGod
8 mar
Guys I just got in this Uber and @SavageHumor carlos 2 rides, 1 car
< Keem Banks th-@
Nobody:
You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
< Keem Banks th-@ Nobody: You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
Proto Proto
18 sep 2020
© Based on: effluvius
af The Government Wants Him Killed LA
You think your lag is bad it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
You think your lag is bad it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
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Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
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Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
Weird Weird
26 sep 2020
This is Nala. A autism service dog. She got to meet her hero and they became the best of friends
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Sharp Sharp
24 sep 2020
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
_SCP173_ _SCP173_
26 apr
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
@CNN
Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
Stevenage
@pillxwx le
bro was locked up at Gamestop
DoomIsabelle DoomIsabelle
7 jan 2021
@CNN Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years Stevenage @pillxwx le bro was locked up at Gamestop
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell:
"Bayblade! Let it rip!"
stonerchickxxx stonerchickxxx
16 jun
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell: "Bayblade! Let it rip!"