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    • Why would anyone need 7 PhDs
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    • Honestly where do schools find these substitutes, like they’re always the most random fucking people with the weirdest backstories
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    • He’s got a point.
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    • I had a substitute who said with the right education you can have any job you want and then like a month later he replaced the teacher
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    • Having 7 phds would work against you at that point since you’re overqualified for everything lmao
      poIIo 7 apr
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    • Yeah I got 7 PhDs, gender studies, race studies, political science, psychology, sociology, women studies, and philosophy. Yeah I'm a pretty popular barista.
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    • gender studies, culinary art, art history, music, liberal arts, psychology, and anthropology r my guesses
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    • Alex, I’ll take ‘shit that never happened’ for 500
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    • I hate when the sub would talk about how"successful" they are and share their whole life story
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    • Joker__ 9 apr
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    • I got written up because a sub in English was talking about how he was a best selling author and works on movies. Asked him why he was a sub and what his books were called. He wouldn't tell me so I called bs.
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    • If you have seven then they obviously aren’t in fields that require a large amount of discipline. Probably art and women’s studies
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    • Women studies, gender studies, women in film, communication, English, Islamic art history, and abstract journalism.
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    • The average phd takes about 8 years to get, so unless he got multiple at a time(unlikely) that's about 56 years of education. In short, he's a fucking liar lol
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    • One of my substitutes bragged about graduating from Harvard and I was like (x) doubt
      loggo 7 apr
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    • I bet all of those PhDs are in useless shit. Like gender studies, or African american studies.
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    • I remember having a substitute that was ex marine and you could go behind him because of his ptsd .. he slammed a middle schooler on the desk
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    • I bet they’re all in gender studies
      MogarJ 7 apr
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    • Imagine lying to grade school kids to feel important
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    • No fucking chance he has 7 phds this is fake af cuz that would take like 5 lifetimes
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    • Your sub was full of shit I’ll tell you that
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    • I had this substitute who was in his last day cause he finally landed his dream job, our teacher gave a list of stuff we needed to and this mans words were “I don’t give a shit this my last day” 😂😂 what a freaking chad👌🏻
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    • If you want to be a teacher but are highly educated, it’s surprisingly difficult to find a job because, in many places, districts are required to pay more to more-educated teachers, so they will often hire the cheapest teacher due to budget concerns. Substitute positions are easier to get tho
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    • It takes, on average 5 years to earn one PhD.. so 7*5 = I smell bullshit!
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    • Imagine having student debt for the next 5 generations
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    • 7 PhD's in "gEndeR StuDiEs"
      _Nihil_ 8 apr
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    • I had a female substitute teacher who was an ex marine that wasn’t allowed to be a full-time teacher anymore cause she slapped a kid
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    • I had a sub that was a chess grandmaster
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    • I had a music substitute that had a kids band and he told us to call him "Happy Fingers". Turns out his favorite key was A minor
      Revival 7 apr
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    • One of my subs was a very devoted Christian and me and my friend asked him to look up when Stephen hawking died to settle a disagreement and he looked it up but then started ranting about how Stephen is burning in hell for defying Jesus and then he made us eat gummy bears
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    • Petition to make gender studies, liberal arts, etc not count as real degrees. Have an IQ in the triple digits to sign
      Faint366 7 apr
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    • Maybe hes retired, and he just subs for fun
      Vapor03 7 apr
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    • Could be a retired teacher coming back out of boredom for a few jobs here and there
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    • If you’ve got 7 PhDs, they are all likely in useless, easy fields such as political science and gender studies. I’m completing a physics degree and that’s already a lot of work, so either she’s lying or she’s got bullshit degrees.
      Roska 7 apr
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    • “Quick, use one of your PhDs!” “None of them are for flying alien spaceships!”
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    • PhD: Pretty Hard Dick!
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    • 7phds sounds rather impossible.
      Thrism 7 apr
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    • Well it takes like 6 years to get a Ph.D. so thats like 42 years right there and they probably started in their 20's so now they're like 60 something years old so they're getting pretty old so maybe they just want an easy relaxing job especially after all their work
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    • “I’m overqualified for this job”- senior year hs libtard English teacher 📉📉
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    • I had a sub brag that she only ate one meal a day and since she was “fine” no one else needed to eat anymore than that. This bitch was a scrawny old toothpick and I bet her attitude came from her lack of food. She was rude to the female students and constantly shamed us on our bodies and clothes
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    • Because they're all liberal arts degrees and she couldn't get any other job
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    • I would saying subbing is a pretty good gig when you have 7 PhDs in varying schools of Liberal Art.
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    • Why her name squiggle
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    • PhD’s stand for Please Have Dick Sauce
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    • I’m confused, is 7phd healthy or harmful water?
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    • At my high school we had a substitute teacher that was part of the NFL and even had a superbowl ring. His wife divorced him and he was left with nothing.
      sllygse33 10 apr
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    • Trailer Park Joke: Mam! You know why I’m arresting you? Because I’m a substitute? No! Because you’re a prostitute! No officer; my sister is a prostitute, but she wasn’t feeling well today, so I SUB’D in.
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    • My dad once hired a guy to work for him who had a history degree from Harvard. My dad was a slightly universally average student with a masters from a not so selective college. I just think it’s funny how this guy wasted 4 years at one of the best colleges in America to get a history degree.
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    • You don’t Need College to succeed but still it’s useful.
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    • 7 phds would take like 20 years & make you a pretty recognizable figure in your field of research.
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    • There's a sub that comes to my school all the time and tells us his kid is a genius and graduated high school when he was 8 and is in college right now for some science major. He also says he has a few PHDs and a few Master's degrees. He can't ever prove it though, and we know he's lying.
      204863 8 apr
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    • One of our teachers used to be a spy...(now hold on before you start being assholes) he has 6 homes in different countries. Extremely intelligent and was in the military for quite some time and there’s no records of him online at all...
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    • My class had a substitute that was antivax and it was impossible to learn because nobody could take her seriously. Oh yea and it was an AP class😒
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    • Doesn't Bruce Banner only have like 4? And he's one of the smartest guys on earth AND fake
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    • Hahaahha because it didnt happen
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    • How's that even possible it takes like 12 years in college to get one doctorate and to even get 2 is enough of an accomplishment for one lifetime. What does that goober need with 7 and how did he even get them?
      vilhelm 7 apr
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    • How old are you to have 7phds wtf. Like either they are 95 or they went to a degree mill or they just lying
      mheems 7 apr
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    • This thot really made up a story
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    • In what? Physical education. Dodgeball. Kickball. Whiffle ball. Interpretive dance. Ping-pong. And an honorary doctorate for attending an anti-Trump rally. $278,347.63 in loans. "I can't afford my loans. I should start at one hundred thousand a year for what I'm qualified for."
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    • Music, art, literature, political science, history, gender studies, some other bullshit 7th one, idfk
      IAmOmi 7 apr
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    • If you can brag about your phds then why you takin shit from a fucking kid, deck that fucker
      KAPSANS 7 apr
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    • This niqqa bruce banner wtf
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    • Desu 7 apr
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    • Why you booing him? He's right
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    • Is the substitute Bruce Banner? He should get an 8th PhD in piloting alien spacecraft if that’s the case
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    • Why would anyone brag about 7 pretty huge dicks? Was she a pornstar? WAS YOUR SUB SASHA GREY?????!!!
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    • I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 500
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    • I read that as prostitute so it could be worse
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    • Bruce Banner has 7 PhDs
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    • My little sister got in trouble for hitting the pregnant teacher
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    • Most subs are retired teachers
      Kurty 8 apr
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    • Anybody can literally be a substitute, they'd get paid 100 bucks a class at my school. More if they're good or popular. I've once had a preacher as a substitute
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    • I had a sub that got arrested for masturbating during class. His name was me.abraham and his head looked like a peanut and we all called him mr.krabs.
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    • One of my subs said that they should be called dr, not ms and we all said if she was a doctor she would have a good job
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    • I had a substitute that flipped everyone off because “she had a stroke awhile back”
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    • Getting 7 phds is almost impossible so this substitute is obviously Jesus. You need to crucify your brother as he has insulted Jesus
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    • 7 PhDs? Okay, Bruce Banner
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    • remember: if someone is teaching a field: its probably because theyre a fucking loser, otherwise they would actually be working in that field
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    • A 30 yr sub I had in middle school kept talking about all of her degrees and she also massaged student's shoulders in class for no reason she made alot of kids uncomfortable and she judged people by their zodiac signs. She also called her flat ass Beyonce which made no sense
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    • Is that substitutes name Mr. Herring? CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE GRU AND ACTS THE SAME WAY
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    • 7?? Was it Bruce Banner?
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    • Our class had this one sub who bragged about being a millionaire and taught us how to become one ourselves: by buying candles or something and selling them for $1000 each..
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    • I had a substitute that was on American ninja warrior and he wouldn’t shut up about it
      ieatasss 7 apr
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    • I swear substitutes are just crazy people with jobs. Had one at my school who was in his 40s but swore he fought in WWII
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    • Legitimate question
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    • When I was in high school we had two substitute teachers who were the fucking best. One of them was fired, though, because apparently he allowed a class to take pictures of a test they didn't finish. I guess enough people complained about his firing because like a month later they rehired him.
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    • 7 PhDs into becoming a substitute
      Sunny_X7 7 apr
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    • 7 phds fuck me
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    • They are in substituting
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    • In addition to my comment below, as a grad student I can say this post is 99.99% bullshit. Nobody with that many doctorates, even shitty ones, is a substitute. Professors get paid 6 figures easily, for that man degrees, she's a department head making $350k. The bitch who posted needs to go to school
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    • Ur emoji was unnecessary but okay
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