My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her
dessert. She's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I
don't negotiate with terrorists.
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate
that I ate last night
4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?
Wife: I got this for Mother's Day.
4: You're only a mom because of me.
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[waitress brings out the food]
5-year-old: I don't like pancakes.
Me: Then why did you order pancakes?