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    • "I dont negotiate with terrorists" lol
      Jutus 13 jul
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    • So it’s 10% balls?
      coxlap 13 jul
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    • This is child propaganda do not give in to the breeders get a vasectomy today.
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    • Lmao looking for the chocolate you ate is fucked
      idontkare 13 jul
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    • Oof for the one that said "Your only a mom because of me"
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    • You can't pass out from holding your breath, dumbass
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    • beat your children
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    • my sister was getting fed some spegetti and my mom was like "do you like it?" she said yeah and my mom said "daddy made it" and she fucking gagged it out lmao
      Camacho 13 jul
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    • Split an m&m? Hell no. Eat that bad boy and walk away to the screams.
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    • Two. Fucking. Comments.
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    • He took 38% of the ice cream to show taxes, but he should had also taken another 9% for state and than for each bite, he should have taken 8% of the bite
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    • Y'all ever try to re-like the post when its long like this? *me reading this* *double tap* .....*double tap* "damn" repeat
      Allenpre 13 jul
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    • Idk man all this told me is that kids are lil shits
      biddercup 13 jul
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    • "I don't even like celery"
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    • What does the split m&m one mean, is that like a twin joke or something
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    • My brother always slept with a honey bear. Like the plastic bear- shaped bottles of honey. He just got them out of the cupboard himself In the middle of the night and once a week we’d wake up to my brother covered head to toe in honey and we don’t even know how he found them.
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    • These are great
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    • This james breakwell guy sure has an eventful life
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    • I can’t wait until like can have kids
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    • My dad used to travel to Miami on work and I once asked him if he would take me to his “ami” explaining that he owned his own ami and never took us! Wish I was still that clever
      Dolomite7 13 jul
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    • I feel like I know James Breakwell's kids
      Lopaka36 13 jul
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    • i might be immature but that meatball one was hilarious
      EvilKingL 13 jul
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    • I dont like children Id rather get a dog and maybe a cat
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    • Karen’s act like a kid is a full-time job
      Archives 13 jul
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    • I want kids so bad
      ReddBoi 13 jul
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    • Damn, i need to get me some kids. Who wants to make some with me? 👀
      ChrisGG 13 jul
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    • Alright what was with all the black hole on that last one??
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    • tldr
      Arcanine 13 jul
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    • As a parent I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
      lokazo3 13 jul
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    • Idk who 4yo is be he sounds like a fucking badass
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    • I can't wait to hold my cum stain
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    • Four. Fucking. Comments.
      Parker_dv 13 jul
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    • That bitch Sharon ate her kid’s candy.
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    • I really dont care. Like at all. Stop featuring this
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    • The underwear donut one is my entire life right now. There not even the good fresh made donuts either. Just the powdery crap in a bag
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    • The cereal one is so true. We haven't had dinner and I was hungry, so I had a small bowl of cereal.
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    • The daughter is the irl version of “I have a belt and I’m not afraid to hang myself!”
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    • I was at my great aunts house and one of her grandkids fuckin loved me and legit said "You know you need me" and the next day I showed him Skyrim and he was scared by the blood
      IamABird 13 jul
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    • I HATE BANANAS
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    • Nice
      BRZ_LIFE 13 jul
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    • Vasectomy ftw
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    • Yeah sure they said all of that
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    • Why do parents lie
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    • Dang bro you expect me to read?
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    • That not making dinner one makes me angry for some reason. Maybe because my mom does it all the time
      Jonansoni 13 jul
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    • They sacrificed a doughnut
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    • There are some terrible people on this app. It’s cool if y’all don’t want kids but don’t hate on them.
      jesszun09 14 jul
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    • My aunt had to search her entire house and yard to help my cousin look for his IMAGINARY keys to his imaginary mustang. He had a full meltdown the entire time they were searching. Once they were "found" he was completely fine. This kid has 6 imaginary cars.
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    • I would’ve ate the m&m they got me fucked up if they think I’m gonna split a singular m&m
      asscrust 13 jul
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    • I don’t understand how kids can hold their breath until they pass out
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    • Who doesn't cuddle with a jar of peanut butter though honestly?
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    • i don’t care if these are fake, they’re fun to read
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    • Literally the EXACT post that got featured like a month or so ago. I know cause when I saw it today, I had already liked it.
      AmTburg 13 jul
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    • Kids...
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    • Moral of this don’t eat junk food little piggy parents
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    • One of the Joy's of life is eating spaghetti like a child.
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    • Ha, you think having 2 kids is tough? I dont have any, but I have 6 siblings so it's tough on my mom to have 7 kids
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    • r/thathappened x20
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    • People act like having kids is hard
      Archives 13 jul
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    • This shit is why I don't have kids
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    • IFunny features are lame. This app is going downhill
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    • I don't get it. "Made food for my son like he was gonna eat it,then we just laughed" no you didn't Karen. They threw it and you shouted.
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    • Me: hey 1yo: hello good sir. I'd like to go to the bathroom if it doesn't inconvenience you in the slightest,but if thou does, I can wait another ten minutes
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    • Before my sister had kids I would have never believed any of this
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    • Kids are amazing
      _Plutoh_ 18 jul
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    • The woman part of me wants a baby of my own. The smart part of me knows I would fucking regret and hate my life every day. Kids are loud, sticky, smelly, nasty things.
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    • Only person who negotiates with terrorists is trump
      nottim21 16 jul
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    • Tl;dr
      321poyat0 16 jul
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    • These are so cringe. It’s like explaining a meme to someone
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    • I tried liking this post like ten times then had to relike it cuz I kept unliking it
      nikker123 15 jul
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    • Can someone explain the m&m one
      222tdt 15 jul
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    • a 5 year old did not say “i ordered pancakes because i panicked”
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    • This country setup a land of opportunity to make money just like Conan gave his kids ice cream he bought. Damn right he can take 38%
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    • The vast majority of these are bullshit
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    • Imagine being a parent and not cooking dinner
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    • I hate kids.
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    • I’m the youngest of nine kid.
      NoMeta 15 jul
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    • Im glad to have a list of reasons not to have kids to show my parents when they ask why I don't have kids 😅 thank you
      KikiVa 15 jul
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    • Fuck your kids!
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    • Like the Jim Gafigan I’m there.
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    • Im all for reading but jesus christ i get the gist of it that was an unnecessarily lomg compilation.
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    • The peanut one is great 😂 my niece has several toys yet her favorite toy of all is a pack of wipes 😂😂
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    • The trick to cooking with kids, is to pre-measure that shit wayyyyy before you even start.
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    • I had a baby 2 months ago. I was the one who said I’d never had kids in my life. But then my crush said he wanted to be with me for the rest of my life. And she even looks like a baby me. Life is beautiful
      MrsHorror 14 jul
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    • My younger brother during Christmas walked up to me and asked “hey can you hang this on my ball?” I laughed so hard. He turned around and wanted me to hang an ornament on his Christmas hat
      Yuppp 14 jul
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    • Their children sound like Katakuri
      pibbfanta 14 jul
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    • Who tf doesn’t like pancakes???
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    • i have baby fever and this isn't helping
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    • Don’t split the m&m. Just eat it yourself as a neutral third-party
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    • James breakwell 100% lies about his kids being way smarter than they are
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    • Some of these are hard to read for being so blatantly fake
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    • Pretty sure james maxwell is bullshitting
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    • The 2 year old one is a lie
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    • lotta kids crushing up food for mayhem these days huh?
      hoodiehoo 14 jul
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    • Wait!? Its all James Breakwell?
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    • The one where everyone will just eat cereal is true. We call it free for all dinner
      steve7551 14 jul
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    • Why are almost all children 4 years old
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    • The nodded so hard she fell over one got me
      AnAlien 14 jul
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