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    • That’s what my balls do when I’m clappin homie cheeks
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    • Tf is Keys phone?
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    • Learn punctuation you dumb nerd
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    • Nothing agitates me more than not finding something because I know it was past Cy being lazy and saying “I’ll put it in the normal spot in a minute”. now look at me, marooned in a sea of confusion desperately searching for a lighthouse beacon of memory as to my belongings’ locations.
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    • FINALLY THIS WORKS
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    • Hate when my stuff just disappears like that, especially when i’m in a rush
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    • Damn bro learn to use this: ,
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    • "Look this person made an error, let's all point that out instead of enjoying the meme and forgetting the fact that I can't read a list without commas"
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    • More like my parents
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    • My parents when I was 3:
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    • And the car going 10mph all the way to work
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    • As a cashier at a gas station I always ask if people want a bag ofc, then when they say yes I ask if they want a bag for their gas too.
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    • You should split up that sentence with some commas
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    • Wtf is a keys phone?
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    • Phexal 4 jul
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    • Your key has a phone?
      BrevonNe 4 jul
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    • I just keep all that shit in a bowl in my room
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    • When the cops pull up to your homeless orgy 👆
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    • My mom and my dad
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    • I didnt realize after a couple seconds that hes trying to say keys, phone, and wallet. Learn to punctuate libtard
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    • Phone Wallet Keys by Adam Sandler is a pretty good song.
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    • My parents when I TURNERSVILLE 12.
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    • One of few advantages of being a woman. Yes, men get actual pockets, but you'd still have to take them out and put them in the same place in order to put them into the new pocket each day, or face this problem. Men deserve purses, and women deserve pockets. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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    • Its only when I'm fucking late. The ONE DAY I split them apart they wanna fucking disappear when I'm late.
      UhhOhh 4 jul
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    • Smooth and spotless. 6/10
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    • Use commas
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    • Ppppfffttt this has already been featured before
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    • Commas.
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    • Fix the punctuation
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    • Comma's are a thing
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    • Daphne’s legs too
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    • Phone, wallet, keys, just these three things, got my phone, wallet, keys
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    • Hey my Fred memes!
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    • There’s nothing good on features smh
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    • I read murder
      GGod 7 jul
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    • Ever heard of commas?
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    • What’s a keys phone
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    • Your keys have a phone and wallet?
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    • Don’t forget the mask tooo !!
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    • Phone wallet keys. Adam Sandler.
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    • Yes and look for more hiding places
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    • Damn your keys have a fucking phone wow
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    • My wallet is attached to my phone. Best decision i ever made
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    • Commas don't exist in memes apparently.
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    • This is why commas are important, I had to read it like three times to understand it.
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    • Don’t forget your mask
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    • Can’t relate. I have a small dish on a side table for my keys and then my wallet sits in my room. My phone never leaves my side
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    • Comma.
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    • My husband, every goddamn day. I'm so close to putting tracking devices on them.
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    • This is my struggle. Can’t find my fucking wallet anywhere
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    • My parents at a critical time in my childhood
      Jeebuz 6 jul
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    • Black Eyed Peas be like
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    • My keys, phone, and wallet*
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    • I didn't even read keys the first time because my brain was like that don't look right so imma skip it.
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    • Fred says fuck
      user42 5 jul
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    • Commas dumbass
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    • My cock and balls when I run
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    • Because I am a grammar professional the above phrase of, "keys phone and wallet" should have been written as, "keys, phone, and wallet" to be grammatically correct and not made the OC look like a complete buffoon.
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    • I have them connected to wifi with little cards from Amazon, the phone connects on its own though. Just say hey Google, make my phone ring. Boom. Found it.
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    • Has anyone ever gotten all their stuff but forgot their fucking mask when they get in their car
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    • Let’s not forget the mask
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    • That’s why you get in the habit of putting them all together in one place before you go to bed retards
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    • And for some reason You get out of breath quicker than normal looking for them to then you start sweating and shit
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    • Not for me. I keep them all in the same spot so I never misplace anything
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    • A place for everything, and everything in its' place
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    • Lol
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    • fr tho when was the time didnt split up?
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    • Where’s the commas
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    • I literally posted this meme months ago, why is it now getting featured on someone else’s account???
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    • I keep all that shit together
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    • Ha
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    • Keys and wallet are connected. Harder to lose, and impossible to steal with 8 pieces of metal jingling.
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    • I’m tryna tell you😂
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    • People who try to grammar check are jelly bc they haven’t been featured
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    • I usually wear a hat every time I go out, so I keep all of it in the hat. Never lose anything.
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    • Commas pls, I had a stroke..
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    • And now your face mask as well
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    • Punctuate much
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    • Spectacle testicles wallet & watch
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    • SCATTER!
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    • Why do your keys have a phone and wallet?
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    • Don't forget face mask
      jakob 5 jul
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    • When your super late u don't need your wallet or phone
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    • My parents
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    • Just name them. You humanize it and it makes it harder to forget.
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    • What's a keys phone?
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    • Ur phone got keys?
      Unsmile 5 jul
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    • keys on a hook above my bed, phone on a wall mount next to my pillow, wallet on my nightstand
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    • Something I don’t understand...who the FUCK made Fred the leader?!
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    • And my juul
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