• My husband said he did a double take
of me when he first met me but I've
also seen him do a double take of a
free pile of dirt.
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Dog Lover @DogLovinBear 8h
Where was the free dirt, do you think it's
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    • Do women not know how expensive good dirt is?
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    • Dirt is fucking expensive
      joedarat 9 jun
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    • This dirt we talking about, how much is there?
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    • Lemme get in on some of that dirt, need more land!!
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    • Women don’t understand that some good quality dirt is better than some women who will leave you
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    • Fuck yeah. Where is the dirt?
      war4567 8 jun
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    • Like honestly I really do need some nice dirt
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    • If it was good looking dirt the man has his priorities straight
      SpryGuy 8 jun
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    • I could really use some free dirt honestly
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    • What kind of dirt? I need some sandy loam
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    • Did he take any pictures of the dirt? I bet he filled the shit out of a hole with it. Damn, i bet that dirt really did the job. #HomeDepotAlone
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    • I did a double take on my wife but that's because she was standing in front of this free pile of dirt
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    • Free dirt you say?
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    • I could use some dirt
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    • when you see free dirt
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    • Is it gravelly or silty, I have a low patch in the backyard that needs maybe a few yards of silty dirt
      Nfruits 3 jul
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    • Yall got any.......dirt?
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    • Men only want 1 thing and it's free dirt
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    • Im confused, is there free dirt or not?
      R1c3 3 jul
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    • Wait wait wait....FREE dirt? Like I ain't gotta pay nothing?? This a scam, fake news
      MoFarr 3 jul
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    • Dude ain't gonna believe what he finds when he lifts the earth carpet up
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    • You guys must be billionaires I would take free dirt anyday.
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    • Dirt is very valuable
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    • Free dirt?!
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    • Where’s the dirt? Is the dirt OK?
      cgribble 4 jul
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    • Fuck the free dirt I want the dirt under the free dirt. It’s more dirty.
      macdeala 4 jul
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    • Men only want one thing and it's free dirt
      gruflz 3 jul
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    • I have a hole in my yard I could fill in I just need about two shovels worth where the dirt
      usaw133 3 jul
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    • It's everywhere
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    • Imagine a gravel pile. Damn..
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    • Dirt is actually really fucking expensive depending on the type and place it came from.
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    • Dirt is too expensive, man. I shouldn’t have to pay $10 for a bag of dirt to put my plants in pots.
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    • Anyone got the address to the dirt? Lmk
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    • I work for a great guy who does tree work with a bucket truck and dump truck. If good dirt wasn’t so expensive, it would be much easier to justify the expense of scuffing and repairing a yard to remove a tree
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    • You cant beat good topsoil
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    • Is it a deal somewhere or is it just a lot? This is important bitch respond
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    • Dirt wont leave you and take half of your shit
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    • I have some free dirt I’m trying to get rid of.
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    • How can a girl even compare herself to free dirt ?
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    • Word on the street free dirt and shit
      kanep0e 3 jul
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    • I don’t think she realizes how useful free dirt is
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    • I remember when I was younger, I went to the piles of free dirt that were next to the free zoo with my dad. My dad left me there for a while and I got bored of looking at the animals so I went and climbed the dirt pile. A guy came with is truck and asked “can I have some of that,”which I promptly1/2
      aquaz_18 3 jul
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    • But then how’d you go about getting it outta there?
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    • Is it good dirt?
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    • I doubt it was free..
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    • Not gonna lie, dirt is more useful than women
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    • where is the dirt... is it safe... is it alright.
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    • Dirts expensive and hard to move
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    • GLoomis 4 jul
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    • WHERE CAN I FIND THIS FREE DIRT???????? IS IT SAFE, IS IT ALRIGHT???
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    • Why all the dirt comments got no pfp
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    • Wait but is it still there the comments end I’m redoing the yard and I could use it anyone who has any info please dm me
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    • Good dirt is worth its weight in Women
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    • Where is the free dirt? Is it safe? Is it okay?
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    • I work for an excavation company and dirt is freaking expensive
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    • What is a double take?
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    • I sell dirt and dirt accessories
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    • There’s a free compost pile in my city and it makes me so happy
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    • To be fair, you never know when you’ll need to fill something in
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    • Makes me think of that one episode of ed edd and eddy
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    • Does anybody know if that free diet is still available? Please I need to fucking know.
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    • Honestly I’m getting a truck of dirt soon for landscaping. I’d double take at free dirt any day.
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    • That dirt would really help fix stuff
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    • Repost
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    • I need fresh dirt. Not sand. Dirt, fresh dirt like the type you find under grass.
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    • Dude free dirt though
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    • Is i rich dirt or are we talking about some run of the mill shit dirt
      Nizi 3 jul
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    • That’s cool and all, but really, where’s that free dirt
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    • show me
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    • Is it in a jar though?
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    • Free dirt, quality is actually hard to come by. Where this dirt at?
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    • I could really use some dirt
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    • Dwight Shrute demands to know your location
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    • Anyone find out if the dirt is still there?
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    • We have a guy that puts out a load if chicken shit every year for peoplentonget for free. Ita good to mix into the dirt you plant a garden in.
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    • Yo you got free dirt???
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    • Pile of dirt is more expensive than a ps5
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    • I could do so much shit with that dirt
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    • Boys become men when they realize the true value of dirt
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    • Did somebody mention.........free dirt?
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    • Free dirt > women
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    • Men am i right😂 so why don't one of you tell me where this free dirt thing is so I can go um get rid of it
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    • We talking sifted or in sifted
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    • Dude high quality dirt is fucking expensive
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    • Is there any dirt left?
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    • Did someone say FREE DIRT?!
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    • I've got a jar of dirt!
      Rinzler9 6 jul
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    • I mean fox farm soil is like 20 bucks for a smallish bag
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    • Men only want one thing and it's freeking dirtsgusting
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    • Started growing two weeks ago, prices of good dirt give me chest pains
      FatTony 6 jul
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    • Yo free dirt?
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    • Is it... a JAR of dirt?
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    • Yo!!! I need the dirt.
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    • Hang on free dirt?
      Tigtone 6 jul
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    • Free dirt?
      greekeim 6 jul
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    • Score. Bring me to the dirt!
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    • Dirt cheap is for suckers when we can get that dirt for free!
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