my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram
The Le
BallsMcgee BallsMcgee
29 sep 2020
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram The Le
and I thought I was having a bad
day...
and I thought I was having a bad day...
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant:
don't even know anymore
ME1K ME1K
27 jan 2021
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant: don't even know anymore
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new
OnlyFans account
Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make
tar uploaded a sultry pict on
money. The forr
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1.63 MB PNG
>pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits
>now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn
I'm confused.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
15 jan 2021
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new OnlyFans account Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make tar uploaded a sultry pict on money. The forr mik.png 1.63 MB PNG >pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits >now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn I'm confused.
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?!
Metalheads:
That's the good stuff.
justapupp justapupp
1 apr
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?! Metalheads: That's the good stuff.
ra After explaining Reddit to my girlfriend, she said "So basically this?" (imour
427 comments share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments
[deleted] 363 points S I printed this picture out and now your girlfriend's tits are covered in my semen.
permaiink source s: gave-RES hide child comments
ChadEggman ChadEggman
16 apr
ra After explaining Reddit to my girlfriend, she said "So basically this?" (imour 427 comments share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments [deleted] 363 points S I printed this picture out and now your girlfriend's tits are covered in my semen. permaiink source s: gave-RES hide child comments
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja
Blast, for it is my blood.
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja Blast, for it is my blood.
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
The perfect couple's costume doesn't
exi-
judaguy judaguy
26 apr
The perfect couple's costume doesn't exi-
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
AN
This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
SS
HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.
HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?
WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS. HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING? WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if
I was coming back but is
to see my dog super glad I am home now
PyroKen PyroKen
26 sep 2020
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if I was coming back but is to see my dog super glad I am home now