my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram
The Le
BallsMcgee BallsMcgee
29 sep 2020
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram The Le
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
Barricaded Barricaded
4 nov 2020
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
PapaChode PapaChode
14 dec 2020
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
imapotato12
23 sep 2020
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
"A Bangladeshi father dubbed the "Tree Man" because of bark-like growths warping his hands and fingers has reportedly been begging doctors to amputate his limbs to relieve his pain"
Stretti
11 feb
"A Bangladeshi father dubbed the "Tree Man" because of bark-like growths warping his hands and fingers has reportedly been begging doctors to amputate his limbs to relieve his pain"
Good morning to everyone except
Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
dannyboi323 dannyboi323
17 dec 2020
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
iCapt iCapt
16 oct 2020
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword.
1200
'Tetanus
Hunter
Cheechy Cheechy
29 sep 2020
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword. 1200 'Tetanus Hunter
ALL OF AMERICA WHEN A FLY LANDED ON MIKE
PENCE'S HAIR.
osssaj
8 oct 2020
ALL OF AMERICA WHEN A FLY LANDED ON MIKE PENCE'S HAIR.
SpongeBob Facts!
SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @
Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19
SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band
Geeks at exactly PM on December
31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
Lego_Plo_Koon Lego_Plo_Koon
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob Facts! SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @ Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19 SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band Geeks at exactly PM on December 31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor
IT'S THE LAW
Wehim Wehim
10 feb
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor IT'S THE LAW
THE BEST PART OF HOGKING UP WITHIA A MILF
LEAVING THE MOBNING WITH A JUICE BOK AND FRUIT ROLL UPS!
Kirby_88 Kirby_88
22 jun
THE BEST PART OF HOGKING UP WITHIA A MILF LEAVING THE MOBNING WITH A JUICE BOK AND FRUIT ROLL UPS!
Me: *wanting to get on playground*
Random kid out of nowhere:
Random kid
SLIMJESUS2 SLIMJESUS2
8d
Me: *wanting to get on playground* Random kid out of nowhere: Random kid
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!