• My grandfather worked his whole career as
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    • How can one be smiling and frowing at the same time
      ElPapa 26 jul
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    • He's not wrong
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    • As an engineer I’ll let you all in on a secret. We designed whatever it was exactly how they asked for it to be designed. When higher ups want more stuff with less room, problems arise. Higher ups don’t care about who works on it later, they want sales and performance. Don’t blame the engineer.
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    • As a machinist... engineers are wrong
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    • Machinists/mechanics hate engineers, but I don’t think they understand what engineers do. They’re given a time frame, a specified cost, and are told to optimize each project. On paper, these things work, in reality they don’t. Blame the company, not the engineers
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    • RV and motorhome engineers will design a piece of shit and say "well it wasn't designed to be worked on"
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    • I’m a engineer and to save time you can assume i fucked up somewhere along the line because I’m tired.
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    • If the engineer had his way, every building would be square and symmetrical
      Joe__Cool 26 jul
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    • My dads a machinist and he’ll be the first to say that that is BUUUULLLLSHIT
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    • Engineers are wrong like 80 percent of the time, ask any mechanic who works with engineered systems
      billyfio 26 jul
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    • Around 2005, my wife & I stayed at my uncle's house. He had a water heater go out in the attic of his 2story home. He's an engineer & he was trying to figure out a block & tackle system to bring it down. This was middle of summer in the DFW. After a few minutes, I was tired of sweating & asked him
      chvh806 26 jul
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    • I’m an engineer..... and let me tell you, fuckers who think they are never wrong are fucking annoying. Everyone makes mistakes even my boss and he will tell us and fix it.
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    • In my experience as an engineer, engineers never really leave college. We may get into work modes but once we’re out of that mindset we’re back to being dipshits
      Sweepy 26 jul
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    • I am an engineer and I have an exam in an hour 13 minutes, I'll go by this philosophy...
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    • My dad was an engineer. The majority of the reason things break, especially cars, is because manufacturers and dealers need to make money on parts. If engineers could, and they are definitely capable, they would design machines to *almost* never fail. They are ultimately beholden to executives
      Demonikus 26 jul
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    • Look, buddy
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    • 1. My dad worked Maintenance. An engineer came to him with a drawing of a 3”x3” x1” block with a hole 2” radius drilled out the middle. My dad said it won’t work. The eng got mad and said just do it. He came back with the four corners of the block each with a perfect 2” radius cut into them
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    • Almost very engineer I've met has been fully retarded, calmost always wrong, yet completely oblivious and full of himself
      nfs85 26 jul
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    • Machinists. Because engineers need heroes too
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    • HAHAHAHAHA no
      Axal 26 jul
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    • At the end of the day the engineer did fuck up somewhere and the people actually building the shit have to fix it some how....
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    • Getting this shirt once I graduate with an engineering degree.
      YourGuyCy 26 jul
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    • My dad would go bonkers in f*cking yonkers if he got this
      lynnsan 26 jul
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    • But engineers are the most consistently wrong ppl ever lmao. We are like the Naruto of the tech field, just keep trying till it works, gotta work eventually. Like engineering physics let us round Pi and e both to 3.
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    • He looks so fulfilled, good for him.
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    • What a chad
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    • You've earned that champ.
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    • As a technician, our motto was "Technicians. We fix what the engineers create."
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    • That means I solve problems. But not problems like what is beauty, because those would fall into the conundrums of what you call philosophy. I solve practical problems
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    • Engineers are pretentious turds that can draw something out but have no fucking clue how it works in reality
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    • He's frowning in the mouth but his eyes show a smile
      Hamsamech 26 jul
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    • I'm a aircraft mechanic and fuck every engineer
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    • The "engineers at my job came up with a dewatering solution to stop the ground water borderline flooding the the mine I work in. Their solution made it it much much worse
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    • Probably have a nurse’s version of this
      Ficto10 26 jul
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    • grandpas are badass, combine an engineer and you get an s tier grandpa
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    • Old video of him in Vietnam
      Kibly 26 jul
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    • So he drove trains?
      chuckwolf 29 jul
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    • I have that 😂
      chasertd 29 jul
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    • As a weldor... let me tell you, it is quite often that they are wrong actually
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    • He’s so precious!
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    • I really wanna be an engineer but I'll have to go with McDonalds for now
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    • I’m a hvac r tech , and I can’t stand engineers
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    • Things you can say about cars, but not dildos... I'll start
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    • And I thought engineers couldn’t be anymore hated lol. I’m a research and development welder/fabricator and my literal job is to find what the engineers mess up
      jcrane42 26 jul
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    • Building a sentry
      LordDIO 26 jul
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    • See, as a mechanic I know he's FOS learn to design to work not break
      nuttman 26 jul
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 26 jul
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    • Yeah, I bet he was a systems engineer or something not real like that.
      Heron 28 jul
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    • My grandpa is a rocket scientist and is still wrong all the time, but won’t realize he is and assumes that anyone who says he is is wrong.
      gus095 27 jul
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    • Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a
      FemPyroGf 27 jul
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    • So listen when Bill Nye tells you to put in a fucking mask, dipshits.
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    • Freaking stem majors
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    • He's so cute 😊😊😊
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    • Yeah that’s a lie lol. Ever worked on certain cars. Shit don’t make sense lol.
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    • If he was an auto engineer then he's always wrong
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    • Engineers are fucking stupid they make shit designs especially cars fuck em
      bontakun 27 jul
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    • I hate how engineers think they are a genius when they always have to ask a mechanic for help with simple things... you may be smart in theory but let’s try using some hands.
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    • As a fabricator. He is wrong.
      szimic 26 jul
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    • As a technician, I fucking hate engineers
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    • Arrogant , probably the guy who designed the shit box cars from the late 90s early 2000s
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    • Mechanics are always right, engineers are always wrong
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    • I've worked with a few engineers. I've corrected a wiring schematic and had to pull one away from his desk to see the why the mounts he said would work in fact did not work.
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    • Engineers are retarded most of the time
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    • Disliked because I thought he was wearing a BLM shirt. Then changed it to a like
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    • Fuck yo grandpa
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    • Shirt is dead wrong.
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    • No one can build things that don't work better than an engineer
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    • that means i solve problems
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    • I think most people on ifunny are engineers
      UncleGael 29 jul
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    • I didn’t even realize he was frowning, I thought he looked really happy then someone pointed out the frowning now it’s the most confusing thing
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    • Eng is usually wrong though. SRO be shitting all over their "good ideas"
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    • Every engineer ive ever met has been wrong about whatever they were trying to do
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    • My man has the De Niro frown-smile
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    • Never right more like
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    • We got a guy who used to be a project manager in our office. Dudes only job is to tell the engineers that their plan is stupid
      Revit 29 jul
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    • I once knew three engineers who straight up built our machine. They would not come in the room after it was installed because they knew they fucked it up but never wanted to fix it. 5 years later a dude straight up died on it. They blamed us. Like really bitch? We put the safety device above the
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    • Ah yes, engineers. The ones that design the things that they never actually have to work on.
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    • prop old man the smile on your face says that you earned it
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    • To save time lets assume that people who act self important are expendable
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    • No, no. You definitely are wrong about a lot. I fucking hate engineers.
      MTN_FOOZE 29 jul
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    • To be honest as an engineer we are pretty cocky but alot of the time that is what we are paided to be. People come to use with ideas and say make it work. My motto: any engineer can make ideas complicated a good engineer makes it simple.
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    • They make it look good on paper ONLY.... tradesmen makenit work..in the building.. Everytime
      keithas7 28 jul
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    • I think engineers need some field experience as a prerequisite to get their degree
      vegas1219 28 jul
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    • He’s so proud of this shirt too!
      zataun 28 jul
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    • Whoops. I’ve never spoken to one in my professional capacity who was right.
      tacdickle 28 jul
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    • Yea until he has to work on his own shit then its, "wtf were those engineers thinking, oh wait..."
      donovann 28 jul
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    • I worked construction my whole life. If we assumed that everything would look like pee we'd playhouse!
      hawl 28 jul
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    • 100/100 will hug grandpa
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    • As a welder, I garentee hes made more mistakes than the average person
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    • As some one who has worked on cars, no he fuckin not
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    • As a fabricator engineers are wrong all the time
      bichn 28 jul
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    • The only reason I say that they are wrong sometimes... is because I almost died due to one of their "little" measurement errors. I still respect the trade though.
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