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    • Who the fuck thinks like that while drunk
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    • Not a keeper
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    • You dumped her right? Please tell me you did. Any chick that doesn't respect something you love is bad
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    • I think you meant to say, "ex-girlfriend"
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    • aWg11 31 mar
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    • I don’t understand it one bit, I’ve been drunk many of times and never once did my reasoning ability go away, I was loopy and everything felt weird but I still was capable to know right from wrong... I think people use it as an excuse to be rights
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    • People act like you can't think rationally while drunk. People who do stupid things while drunk are stupid all the time.
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    • Imagine what else she probably swallows while she's drunk and you're not around
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    • Dude...honestly I’m sorry. Fuck her and her friends for doing that. Man shit why am I tilted about this
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    • I've been drunk before and I think I can say that your girl is just a fucking retard.
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    • You're missing the ex in that statement.
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    • Ok. So. That’s either extremely fake and you wanted it to be put on an Anonymous Twitter page. OR she’s fucking crazy and so is her friend. Cuz that means they both gotta be bat shit. Who the fuck baby sits for 2 fish less than $1????
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    • She seems like a right.
      Spectral 5 apr
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    • I have a feeling that’s not the only thing she swallowed while you were gone champ...
      Ficto10 31 mar
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    • You’re gf is a psycho
      Stacyy08 31 mar
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    • Fucking disgusting. Goddamn fish was probably thrashing in her stomach and shit. That's gross
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    • I don’t care how drunk you are why would you swallow a fish
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    • That’s a fucking horrible way to die and I hope she meets a similar fate. Disgusting.
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    • I hope the bitch gets salmonella.
      BD101 31 mar
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    • Eating an animal alive, that's straight up cruelty dont @ me
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    • I want to punch her right in the nose
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    • "No alcohol allowed in Liberty University cause its Christian University". All they want is your "donation". My roommate was a weed smoker, girls came here only to find a husband, and I lost my virginity in LU on my gf's dorm room.
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    • If my partner did that. I’d make sure they memorized the front and back of my hand. Because that bitch is getting the absolute shit smacked out of them!
      BeeKitten 31 mar
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    • I think you mean ex-girlfriend
      km_133 31 mar
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    • I can't understand how mentally impaired people become when drunk.
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    • Dump her and say “bye bye alcoholic”
      Shao 31 mar
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    • Sounds like you have yourself a dead body instead of a girlfriend gotta remember man bubbles before cuddles
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    • Same girl that says “omg we don’t deserve dogs”
      McCheezy 2 apr
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    • I don't know why but this pisses me off to no end. Like, I'd deck her.
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    • That's my FISH
      Luigi_G 31 mar
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    • Liberals would want dudes who did this charged with rape
      GOBUXMSUX 31 mar
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    • What a bitch, you trusted her to take care of your fish while you were away and her and her drunk friend eat them and send you a video of it? I woulda waitied till I got back and dumped her dumbass
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    • vro she fr vored that mans fish
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    • Dump her.
      MailaW 31 mar
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    • Can you imagine just being a fish minding your own business then two drunk bitches pull you out of the water and swallow you and you die in their stomach acid
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    • Why does irrationally piss me off? I’m not really mentally or physically inclined to extreme violence, but this just makes me want to punch her until I pass out.
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    • I'd stab her
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    • Man, eating someone’s pet is just fucking... wow. Way to actively fuck up your one job, chick.
      Winsome 31 mar
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    • How long would that fish wiggle around in your stomach
      mutecebu 31 mar
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    • I would break up with her, Idc if its over a fucking fish, I trusted her with something and she fucked up
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    • Breaking News: two girls were shot at Liberty University earlier today
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    • That's not a girl you should be keeping
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    • Yea drunk isnt an excuse dump the stupid whore
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    • So ex girlfriend
      LegendCow 31 mar
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    • I hope she fucking dies
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    • I mean I'd never hit a woman but......
      MrSockez 3 apr
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    • Your girlfriend was a psychopath
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    • That's pretty fucked up to be fair.
      Conser 2 apr
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    • Hey I go to liberty University... that is not the Liberty way
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    • All drains lead to the ocean
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    • I'd jack someone up if they fucked with my fish 😠
      Kbiz3184 31 mar
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    • I'm going John Wick in this bitch whats her addy
      Exotics 31 mar
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    • Bitch wouldve caught a mean 3 piece combo for doing my man Nemo foul
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    • I would kill a bitch if she ate my little Björn.
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    • I'd fucking wreck her ass with a God damn pine log
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    • Break up with that twisted bitch
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    • I am so sorry for the loss of your fish fam
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    • Fuck her. Straight up. What a fucking dick. Fish are sick dude. Fuck her
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    • I would flip shit
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    • So his girlfriend watched his pet then sent a video of her fucking eating it
      Karthull 31 mar
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    • Who would do that to their boyfriend's PETS??
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    • If you "accidentally" kill an animal on purpose, you deserve to be crusified
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    • To everybody saying “it’s just a goldfish” the newest information on studying goldfish shows that they are actually smart and have memory. Change this to any other animal and y’all would freak the fuck out like it’s somehow different 😂
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    • I'd break up with her on the spot
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    • What a bitch
      Bessie 2 apr
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    • But Liberty is a Christian college....
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    • Bye bye girlfriend
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    • I went to Liberty University and can confirm that sounds like the typical student there.
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    • Drop that heartless bitch
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    • I get that it was just a fish but if you really care about something no matter how minuscule and someone destroys it then they need to get the fuck out of your life. That being said my boyfriend and I have a beta fish together he’s our “son” 😂 but when he comes over he immediately wants to see him
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    • That is considered animal abuse now, I believe. Especially if it’s swallowed alive.
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    • That ain’t alcohol that’s drugs
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    • How the fuck do girls like that get boyfriends
      ok_loser 31 mar
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    • There’s plenty of fish in the sea
      Dogfried 31 mar
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    • She is a psychopath you need to never look back
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    • 20 cents worth of fish bout to cause 2000 dollars worth of medical bills up in here
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    • If you kill my pet you will be brutalized. Probably in words.
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    • And I bet you still call her “girlfriend”
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    • Keep in mind Liberty Univerity, in Lynchburg va, has a strict no alcohol policy, and it's a private christian school
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    • Might kill a birch over this
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    • When I was 12, my sister stole my Hamster and let it loose outside, in order to 'free it'. During winter. In Maine.
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    • Why does this piss me off so much
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    • Yeah people do that and I don't think they realize that the fish die by literally dissolving slowly in your stomach acid. It's terrible. These people are disgusting.
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    • If that happened to me when I came back I would shoot their knee caps with a shotgun
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    • It's fucked because the fish did fucking shit, it was just being a fish and they decided to devour it. Yes it can't feel pain but it must hurt to the owner to have your retard of a girlfriend and her retarded sidekick decide to eat your pet
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    • She aint it chief
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    • Dump the dumb bitch
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    • No drunk person does that, she’s just plain crazy
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    • yknow, drinking decreases your inhibitions. They arent the kind of people you want to keep around, because that's the kind of shit theyll keep doing as long as you let them.
      BackPain 31 mar
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    • She vored the man's fish.
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    • Okay NOW you can scream animal abuse
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    • That awkward moment a Christian college makes it to this page
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    • Hope they got sick and felt the worst pain in their lives.
      Snavels 4 apr
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    • Your girlfriend is pretty stupid
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