• My friend's daughter was being
a little
shit while I was cooking, so I told her
we were eating seahorses for breakfast.
lenj ea my bacon (and hers) to the
Colbie
crying! Soup
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    • That’s soooo cold
      HummerH3 7 jul
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    • The only treat better than bacon is the sound of a child’s tears
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    • Eat shit child
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    • (:
      Weird 9 jul
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    • Bro how the fuck can she not recognise the smell of bacon??
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    • This pleases black cat
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    • scremers 9 jul
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • People who act like shit at others houses need to be eliminated
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    • I forgot seahorses existed for a good 2-3 years until this post...
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    • Im a lifeguard and these 2 kids where being little shits and they where fucking around with me then one jumped off the side of the pool and smacked his head into the other kids and i tried so hard to not laugh. They started crying lol
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    • Yummy
      jwwolfe 9 jul
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    • “Yay, I traumatized a child!”
      lamelion 9 jul
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    • I love the dualism of memes talking about how abuse is bad then a few swipes later we are glorifying some form of it. Perfectly balanced
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    • 9 pieces of bacon to yourself... shittttt
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    • Dumb kid
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    • The kid in the next room
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN 9 jul
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    • They’re lying. You noticed it kinda looks like a seahorse.... that’s the whole story
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    • Now you get to pay for therapy
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    • If you wanted to get really fucked up about it you could’ve taken the pieces you had to cut off and make little seahorses and say it’s the babies some kids need to be taught a lesson for their own good maybe it’s too far maybe not idk
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    • Autauga 9 jul
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    • Leave the kids alone
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    • anyone here eaten seahorse?
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    • Mmmmm chewy bacon
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    • If seahorse tasted like bacon you can bet your ass I’d eat it with a smile on my face
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    • Mm, salty
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    • Uh... Sea horses are like 4 centameters long
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    • I told me niece that bacon was made from pigs and she wouldn't eat it for about two years after
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    • Why does this sound like something I'd do lol but I'd probably eventually tell her it was a lie.
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    • I cooked bacon the other day that looked just like this and had the same exact thought
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    • Rashers >>>
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    • Can anyone else smell this
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    • Protect this man at all costs
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    • Bake your bacon. 400 degrees for 20-25 mins. Depending on how crispy you like it.
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    • Doubt
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    • You know her dad laughed his ass of while the mom was pissed
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    • See, my dad pulled this shit all the time and it really fucked me up
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    • A little childhood trauma builds character. Next time be sure to strike her for crying. And inform her that she will be struck again, and harder, if she continues.
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    • When a new Islamic mosque opened in Scotland a friendly young lad welcomed them into the community with a lovely bacon bouquet
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    • She’ll never eat it again now.
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    • Vegetarian from now on lol
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    • noifuny 10 jul
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    • I don't know what I hate more the sound of children crying or them being pieces of shit and obnoxious..
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    • That's evil
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    • That's not ok
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    • That's fucked up
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    • My friends daughter(age 3) is terrified of bugs. She was being kind of an asshole so I took a handful of beetles (I slowly collected from the yard) and dropped them on her feet. She screamed and cried. I got yelled at by my friend and her family but I couldnt stop laughing
      ScrubLife 10 jul
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    • Lol
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    • Actually tho seahorse sounds like it would be either really good or really bad
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    • Brats deserve to cry
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    • you sound like Ron Swanson
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    • Nicely done
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    • *shakes hand* Satan told me to tell you that you have a very impressive resume. We look forward to your upcoming interview in person.
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    • They look like sperm
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    • My girlfriend is allergic to pork :c
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    • The exclamation at the end of the sentence makes this seem like it was written by a boomer
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    • Nice
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    • Just tell her you’re eating pigs 🐽
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    • That's mean. But funny
      Djcaat 9 jul
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    • Nah that bacon is shaped like Argentina
      boats1 9 jul
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    • Where's the I'm a big fan template?
      Samiam99 9 jul
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    • Yo, guys trust me on this! Bake you your bacon in the oven at 425 F and leave it in there until its fully cooked and to your liking. You get perfect bacon and the whole house smells like bacon!
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    • Mmmmmm, mmmmmm. Eat it every day.
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    • And that's the last time daddy's friend came over
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    • Thats some of the best shit I have ever herd
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    • in my country we have actual dried seahorses and when ibsaw it as a kid it crushed me
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    • Ah the sound of child tears in the morning
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    • Ain’t even your kid you fucking bitch
      bugal 9 jul
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    • Bacon is epic
      Billothy 9 jul
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    • What the fuck kinda bacon you cooking?
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    • Don’t fuck with your kids lick this, this is what causes distrust between parent and child.
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    • Unpopular opinion: breakfast sausage is a million times better than bacon.
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    • No
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    • I doubt that happened. If you really enjoyed it, you would’ve photographed yourself enjoying bacon while she cried. And I’m pretty sure your friend would hate you for enjoying her crying
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    • I'm sorry but that sounds annoying as fuck.
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    • Turkey bacon or vegan bacon should not exist
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    • Guys I don’t know what’s happening to me but recently all the bacon I’ve eaten I really had a distaste for and I don’t know why, have I been infected with the vegan?
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    • That’s evil. I love it
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    • Sea ponies
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    • Yes!
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    • Get fucked lmao
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    • idc if a kids being a shit, i cant enjoy shit when theres a little girl crying
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    • That’s amazing
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