My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked
Out, broke the vase, and was left with this.
cragontatoes
some cat: does this
ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold
collars*
Pothead.
saltywerewolfrebel
And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked Out, broke the vase, and was left with this. cragontatoes some cat: does this ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold collars* Pothead. saltywerewolfrebel And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop
of this
Bur ypu. just gestored
Yo oF me.
Yes. Trat's,
Shop being, ath of
Zeroic Zeroic
26 sep 2020
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop of this Bur ypu. just gestored Yo oF me. Yes. Trat's, Shop being, ath of
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
I \ fl
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
When you're so busy on your phone
..You didn't realize your son grew up
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
When you're so busy on your phone ..You didn't realize your son grew up
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
kuchisabishu
When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
Pvt_Miller Pvt_Miller
20 sep 2020
kuchisabishu When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
Kanye scores 106 Points
Against Wheelchair
Basketball Team
A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored
106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
KanyeW3st KanyeW3st
12 mar
Kanye scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO.
This is just a tribute.
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO. This is just a tribute.
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
Natalie Natalie
23 sep 2020
© Based on: DOG
"does anyone else's dog casually morph into a turtle?" Hi
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one....
The hardest drip in the animal kingdom
11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
AlmostShttyMemes AlmostShttyMemes
22 sep 2020
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one.... The hardest drip in the animal kingdom 11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
kaosxsilence kaosxsilence
28 dec 2020
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
key nutrients in socks
was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet
am i a good boy
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
key nutrients in socks was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet am i a good boy