• My friend is the manager of a restaurant and look at
this dumb aia suit B
i can't fussing handle people these
days how you gonna take this bill
that is clearly fake and then
proceed to mark it and then see
that it is black which means it's fake
and then still accept it and tell me 3
hours later hey i think this bill is
fake
Like girl the server who accepted
this is 23
URF ING LYING
I'm ducking screaming
Like how much change did this
bash give back??? THATS A
MILLION DOLLAR BILL &3
I was like you owe me 40 dollars
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    • Was going to ask hey buddy can you break this bill for me?
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    • I was gonna say, if it’s like a 100$ meal, what are they gonna do? Give the guy $999,900 dollars?
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    • Idk, I remember this one time in Minneapolis some cashier turned down a fake bill and it uh... didn't end well
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    • She is probably in on it.
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    • Take it into a bank and ask to break it into quarters
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    • Where I work we were told to do the same thing as if were getting robbed and to just act normal and just get a plate number
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    • dumbass
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    • How i made a million dollars in 1 day
      ItzMeMan 3 jul
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    • MatteoD 3 jul
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    • Let's play the penis game but don't be too loud I'm in class. I'll start
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    • I kid you not, I turned down this fake $100 bill and the guy with all the confidence and stupidity in the world stated that we should have a sign that said that we don’t accept fake bills
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    • My boss has two stores and the ones who work at the other one aren’t so bright. A while ago they got a phone call from a someone claiming to be our boss, telling them to take out $700 and change them into cash cards and leave them at the corner of the street and he’d pick them up later. They did.
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    • how are u even gonna need to mark that bill holy shit Americans are somthing else and at 23 years old. She probably drives aswell.
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    • She prolly knew it was fake but was afraid of confronting the person
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    • Ok sir, heres you $999,924.54 in change.
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    • Like this comment for nothing to happen
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    • Me sliding my million-dollar bill to a 23 year old waitress: keep the change sweetheart 😎😎😎
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    • I’m ScReAmInG
      zyrjello 3 jul
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    • FUCK i accidently made all my features "marked as read"
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    • Well they legit used to make $1000 dollar bills but I don't think that 1 mil was ever created
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    • We had a 50 dollar bill at work get accepted that said for film use only on it. My only guess is that the server was running on auto pilot or didn't know that black means it's a bad bill
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    • Woman moment
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    • What, did the guy say keep the change? How the fuck do you take that back to the register? What spot does it go in??
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    • DN13 3 jul
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    • Wait what color is it supposed to be when you mark it
      trex20 3 jul
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    • Woman moment
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    • Women
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    • So he gave you $1,000, eh?
      Jca2790 3 jul
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    • I’m more annoyed by the “ I’m screaming” while they type that with a dead ass face.
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    • Bro I watched my manager mark a 100 dollar bill and the shit turn black he still just took it I was like wtf
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    • I'm willing to bet the customer originally handed it in as a joke, but then the moron accepted it and they were just like "well... ok then."
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    • How am i supposed to know it was fake I just thought it was ultra rare:/ and he was only buying something $2 worth so i thought i'd help him out..oh btw I cleared out the safe boss
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    • Hey I actually have one of those lol
      K1ngAnu 4 jul
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    • Fake and gay
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    • I wonder what’s behind the blurred words
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    • Actually the server who took the bill was in the right. When handed a fake bill, your supposed to take it. She probably told the fucker she's keeping it cus its fake lol. Then after taking the bill you report to your manager or boss and aparently this guy didn't get that
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    • Think I'm reading that? Kiss my ass
      Ashamed 3 jul
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    • Depending on state you can’t dock tips they are the sole property of the employee
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    • Unless it's a mom and pop restaurant I wouldn't bill her, I'd have the franchise just eat the 40 bucks
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    • I am... Excuse me that is illegal. She can't take away that girl's tips. She earned that money. Unless it's shared in a tip jar that's different, but your boss can't take away your pay. Unless she signed to something when she got hired which may be the case but I do know in most cases that is illega
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    • Legally you can’t take money from your workers to make up for money you lost doing buisness
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    • Taking money from tips is fucked up if they actually go through with that
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    • So a comment made defending the person was highly inappropriate? Got it. Makes sense apparently to the stone head who flagged it 👌
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    • Maybe she just doesn’t really give a shit if the customer pays for their $5.99 crap meal.
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    • People who censor curse words or don’t curse in public are ones who hide from the reality of the world
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    • Well heres the cash register sorry we couldn't give you all your change
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    • “Im ScReAmInG” fuck off
      Logurt 6 jul
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    • We need adult abortions at this point
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    • I remember when this girl in my drive thru accepted the fakest $100 bill ever. It was printed on like construction paper and it had Mandarin written on the back
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    • I don’t think legally you can take their tip money as punishment. My boss threatened to withhold checks if people didn’t return uniforms (they gave us nice ass jackets) and HR told him he can’t do that lmao
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    • Recently I just got off a lunch break and checked out this dude who put $500 in a visa prepaid card. I didn't know that it was his 2nd trip in checkout and my co worker told me that she checked him out with a $500 visa prepaid card purchase before me. Dude was definitely up to something
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    • it was a inside job
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    • the manager can’t steal her tips wtf? idc what she did that’s a form of extortion. he should just fire her
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    • Is that the same bill George Floyd tried using?
      jpd2317 5 jul
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    • Is that Grover Cleveland?
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    • Person who tried it as a joke thinking, holy shit that actually worked...
      wetoded 5 jul
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    • Wdym that's not fake that's a million dollar bill
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    • That last part is illegal.
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    • Quack
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    • The children are our future...
      skipjerk 5 jul
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    • Jesus Christ dumb bitches.
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    • That just looks like a fat old timey capitalist. Doesn't look like a president to me. Taft maybe?
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    • Well to be honest sometimes workers are on autopilot. Once a worker at a burger joint gave me a my order I gave her a 20 dollar bill she gave me back the 20, my would be change and my order. I didn't know until I got home and counted that i had more money than when i started
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    • This is the reason why America is starting to suck! Dumbasses like these people!
      timbo10 5 jul
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    • Her vote matters as much as yours
      Takeen 5 jul
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    • Dude literally fire them.. what kind of server is capable enough if they take a $1,000,000 bill?
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    • Is that former president Ron Swanson?
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    • I 100 percent believe this happened. There are some very very dumb people.
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    • Whenever i got a fake bill i would pretend to process it and then go "oh actually it looks like i need some change. Give me just one moment please" then take the bill to my manager. They would handle it from there
      Chiwah 5 jul
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    • I worked at BK for a couple of years and damn did I see and feel some good counterfeit money besides the marker was only thing that wouldn’t work on them
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    • I’ve seen 2 dollars bills before
      epeeson 5 jul
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    • Bruh teen workers do better than that
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    • You could take my tips over my dead body
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    • I start at Dennys as soon as my school opens so I can get a work permit :)
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    • My dad owns a dispensary. Pretty cool I must say
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    • We actually had someone come into our store (Staples) and try to pass washed and reprinted bills. Gave a bad vibe to all of us the second he walked in, and our suspensions were correct. It's tricky, try to wash a real bill to make it pass the marker test, but didn't think of the watermark
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    • One of my employees straight up took a bill that said "copy" on it. What the actual fuck...
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    • Yo this dude ordered a million dollars worth of food. I think we can cut him some slack
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    • There was a guy at my job who accepted two gauden 20 dollar gold coins and it was stamped copy# and idk there are only 10 left in the world. Hilariously enough they coins cost 25 dollars to purchase on amazon.
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    • Got a headache reading this
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    • Wtf managers can just ask for waiters tips?
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    • Customer probably paid with it as a joke, and was dumbfounded when nobody stopped him. What he didn’t realize is how funny his joke would become
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    • One old lady was told to send 5000 dollars for baiI for her grandsn. I helped her call her grandsn then I gave her a breakdown of common things to avoid
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    • Say what you want but looks who's got a million dollar bill now 😋
      VegP 4 jul
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    • Well there were million dollar bills once upon a time
      Diemos 4 jul
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    • Then they want $15 an hour on braindead jobs like this
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    • Keep the change
      jather4 4 jul
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    • Real talk people who pay for their $13.59 lunch with a $100 bill are assholes. There goes my whole bank for the day, now every time I need change I have to beg my manager while they lecture me about how I’m supposed to bring a bank to work.
      Clirkus 4 jul
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    • Pretty certain you can't take tips, had a restaurant get sued big time for that shit
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    • can you really take tips from someone?
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    • Fake
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    • Same people fighting to increase minimum wage.
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    • The guy who paid with this was actually 2 kids stacked in a trench coat
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    • Like wow, like.
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    • What a fucking pussy. Imagine not being able to handle words so you censor them
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    • They used to print 1,000,000 dollar bills and are still legal tender and old enough that marker tests won't work
      bmannoon 4 jul
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    • I had a guy from offerup buy my laptop with $300 in fake 50s, it was night and I don’t really get 50s often so I found out when my guy told me the next day. Bought a ounce and a half though from this dummy.
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    • black is bad gold is good
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