My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre?
Me:
Good music is
Ne
GOod music>-
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
16 mar
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre? Me: Good music is Ne GOod music>-
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
YourLocalLampShade YourLocalLampShade
28 jan 2021
God: So there's just one rul- Eve:
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
kcaz kcaz
10 apr
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
nick_11B nick_11B
28 may
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
Politicians getting their paychecks
Lr
AN \ it ain't honest, but it
Politicians getting their paychecks Lr AN \ it ain't honest, but it
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
iKateHikes iKateHikes
14 jun
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
Sukhoi Sukhoi
23 sep 2020
If that baby cried like that during 1940's people would run to their bunkers
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Niceme Niceme
24 sep 2020
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
MY SON'S FRIENDS ARE SO FUNNY WITH RICKHAMES
NIME IS MILE
BigfootYeti BigfootYeti
20 apr
MY SON'S FRIENDS ARE SO FUNNY WITH RICKHAMES NIME IS MILE
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
chappe chappe
23 sep 2020
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
HECK YEAH II 17 FAV CONSOLE?
A FRO GANER Doe!
FAV GATE?
PETIING Hit!
GOOD BOY
ba
hopefulComicsboi hopefulComicsboi
23 sep 2020
HECK YEAH II 17 FAV CONSOLE? A FRO GANER Doe! FAV GATE? PETIING Hit! GOOD BOY ba
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays.
lilyawhoknew: lumos5000:
-fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every.
"But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible"
BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 aug 2020
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays. lilyawhoknew: lumos5000: -fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every. "But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible" BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE