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    • “Dad where was I born?” “You we’re born in a car son.” “But where was I born dad?”
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    • Y'all are fast
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    • so this is how CallMeCarson came to be known
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    • Subscribe to CallMeCarson on YouTube.
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    • CallMeCarson's origin story
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    • The origin of CallmeCarson
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    • He clearly likes it!
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    • Fuck me dude, im still teary eyed from that vr story
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    • CallMeCarson origins
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    • Just call him Carson i guess
      dan91 13 apr
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    • Guess you could say thats why they Call Me Carson
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    • Imagine your name being a joke
      TheMingo 12 apr
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    • S P O N G E. M A N. I C E. C O N E
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    • He clearly likes it!
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    • So you could call him carson?
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    • I read a book once where a character was named impala because she was born in an impala. Looking back on it, kind of a crappy book
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    • If it's a girl, name her Carly
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    • He clearly likes it!
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    • Subscribe to CallMeCarson
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    • Callmecarson?
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    • It’s CallMeCarson
      Minjai 12 apr
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    • Callmecarson looking ass
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    • Not out of my face, But get outa my carson.
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    • Well I’m going to name my son mason so we when I introduce him I’ll say that’s ma son
      SGMH 14 apr
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    • No joke my nephews name is Carson for the same reason. My brothers a funny guy
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    • Why do movies pretend we don’t know births take several hours? It’s always like: “OH SHIT MY WATERS BROKE WE GOT 5...10 MINUTES TOPS!!!
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    • Way cheat than a hospital
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    • Your either first or your last son!
      human117 12 apr
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    • That's right toiletdaughter
      DumbPunk 12 apr
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    • Like, callmecarson? Wow serious origin stories right here
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    • Was he born on the highway cause that's where most accidents happen
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    • Same thing happened to my friend, she was born in her parents van on the way to the hispital. SaVANnah
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    • The best joke my dad said was “I’ll be right back, son”. He told me that joke 15 years ago and he hasn’t returned since. That’s commitment to comedy right there
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    • Kids with names that end with on are stupid and i give them minus 2 out of 10 on parent ratings
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    • Conceived in the car, Born in the car, Carson
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    • I wouldn’t give my kid an ugly name for the sake of making a dad joke tho... maybe as a nickname
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    • It's not funny cause a woman told us the joke
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    • That's how callmecarson was born
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    • Okay tumblr.
      ECHO5ECHO 13 apr
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    • The daughter would be Carly
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    • i made you a pie
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    • So that means Dickinson.... oh no
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    • Damn is that why people are also called Johnson?
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    • Remember when mr beast used to make fun of little kids youtube intros
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    • Same shit happened to mi amigo carlos.... he was born in car lot at Lowe's
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    • And then a legend was born
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    • @CallmeCarson's origins story
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    • Dogs are cute
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    • No one is in your face
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    • What if it was a girl, carter
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    • What kind of libtard gives birth?
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    • I can appreciate that
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    • Carson is a shit name though, what is this? The trailer park?
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    • Carson is a bitch name, and so is featuring something twice, like this post
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    • Cringe vro
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    • Or you know start with saving for one trip
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    • I get it. Noice
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    • I know right. I always used to get jokes like that said to me. It was actually really funny
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    • 18 years later, his name is now Carmen
      magg0tz 13 apr
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    • Wait... This actually happened to my brother in law's brother.. like they were driving down the freeway and had to pull over. Sure enough they named him Carson... I thought it was funny but nobody else said anything...
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