• My freshman year roommate sat me
down Day 1 and was like "Heads up:
I'll be bringing lots of girls and maybe
even some guys to the dorm this
year So, if that scares you, grow up
cuz this ain't high school!"
Anyway, brought girl
whole year and now they're married.
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    • He wanted to be a whore, but instead he became a man.
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    • Good for him
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    • My biggest fear before starting college was that my roommate would be a hoe and I’d end up sexiled. Turned out she was an introvert like me and didn’t like to party, or do casual relationships. We ended up best friends and roomed together all four years.
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    • What on earth did she do to him? ...no... don’t tell me... listen to him and allow him to be vulnerable while they hung out?
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    • Thats honestly really sweet. All would want from life is to find the perfect partner first try
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • He played himself but still won.
      Sunshine2 11 jul
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    • Even some guys? Like for beers?
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    • I think I might actually be gay guys.
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    • This man was ready to take it in the ass
      iEatAss_ 11 jul
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    • I fucking hated my college freshman year roommate, would bring chicks back to the room and plow them as I tried to sleep. We weren’t even close at all
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    • He lets her peg him when they get sexual, no doubt about it
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    • Loyalty is key, key to that bedroom
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    • Sounds sorta like me. I made alot of female friends in college but met the girl that would ultimately become my wife in my very first class. Been almost 8 years ago now!
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    • I have no game.. I'm not bad looking or overweight but just I'm horrible at articulating myself.. I also say dumb things that I think is funny, when they're not and possibly inappropriate. I'm 20 fucking 7. At this point I might as well become a Buddhist monk.
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    • Lucky guy
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    • My first year Roomie was a 2nd year of my program. He always gave me his old notes and papers that we wrote that I’d end up needing to do. Total fish head party kinda guy; never my type of friend to hang with. But holy shit I’m ever so grateful for him cause he helped me pass. He graduated and......
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    • Look idgaf what or even who you do, just be courteous. Like if Im sleepin, dont be makin a racket
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    • My freshman year roommate and I got along pretty well, we just never spoke because we were too different. It was a pretty awkward year for me
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    • My freshman year roommate wrote a n@zi manifesto for one of his classes and got kicked out of school. He was a complete hypocritical prick, but since he got kicked out I had the second semester with the room to myself.
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    • Jokes aside, what he was planning to do was extremely rude and thoughtless. If my roomate tells me this, hes about to become the next episode of 60 minutes.
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    • Im in my senior year of college and have met 0 new people. Im still hanging out with my same 2 friends from highschool
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    • Kinda cute though
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    • That's fucking cute
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    • Now here come all the 12 yr old naazis saying " He BrInGs BoYs oVeR tOo" yeah dipshits Bisexual people exist
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    • Hold on.... what do you mean “some guys?”
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    • My roommate and I both snuck girls into our room. Mine were just friends outside of vis hours between classes. He always waited until I was sound asleep before he boned his guest, so that was nice of him
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    • I lived in a dorm with three other people my freshman year. 2 of them were awesome and I still talk to them. The other one was a little bitch who acted nice to our faces but then went and ratted on us for drinking and smoking one night. Fuck you Chaz 🖕
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    • me and my boyfriend met right at the start of freshman year of college. dropped out together and we’ve been by each others sides ever since
      oceanbirb 12 jul
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    • Oh boy but if a girl said something like that, oh boy would all of you be flaring up right now.
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    • Wholesome bi
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    • The girl he was grooming.
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    • Plot twist: he brought back only that girl, but fucked her loudly every night while the roommate tried to sleep
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    • Fuck him though. Imagine being such a douchebag you think you can tell someone that you can rightfully annihilate their comfort zone in their private space.
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    • I did the same thing and I’ve been with my girl for a year but lowkey I still wanna go on a fucking streak with every girl that’s flirted with me in that time
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    • Honestly I don’t know what to expect from college. I’ve been in the military the last 4 years and I pretty much figure I’m just gonna be the cliche grumpy vet at the back of the class and all the 19 yr olds are gonna ask me to buy them liqour.
      TheDriv3r 11 jul
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    • Third part says: ...And yet here I remain, accomplishing neither.
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    • yoo not that cringey shit but i need someone to talk to and get my mind out of it cuz my gf of 4 yrs cheated on me and i cant stop thinking about. I try to work out but i still think about it. like wtf
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    • How I met your mother
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    • Ifunniers on normal posts: "aw wholesome" Ifunniers when there is a slightly political post: "i hate brown people"
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    • Well that’s goals I can’t reach
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    • If it was a guy, coulda been extra mayo
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    • You know what? Good post. Sounds like a cool guy
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    • I fuck at least 2 guys a week and the only warning I gave my roommate was "I'm a bit of a slut so get ready", and he said fat chance. He still cant believe it when I bring even more guys over
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    • I would fuck my roommate. Make or Female because fuck it
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    • Marshal and lily ?
      jokeyboi 13 jul
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    • Man I'm too nervous to talk to girls that are pretty.
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    • At least it wasn't a guy
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    • First time they had sex probably went down like this.
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    • :)
      Weird 11 jul
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    • 100k smiles but this app is totally dead, right retards?
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    • Kid in the room next to me had a full on orgy freshman year. It was loud af and we were all trying to study for finals.
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    • Sounds like a fucking Chad 5000. One year out of high school and he’s all “this ain’t high school motherFUCKER I’m the pussy and cock destroyer so get used to it or fuck off”
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    • This has the same energy as being in a car at a light, flipping a bunch of switches and saying “buckle up” then going 5 under the limit and never talking about the switches again
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    • I decided to skip the bullshit with college dorms and rented a place outside away from the school. Now I have no roommates AND no friends. Win
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    • I wonder if the girl would’ve still married him if she knew he liked penises up his rectum. Lol
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    • I told my roommate the same thing and then never returned.
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    • I said the same thing to my 1st year roommate. I was a drug dealer.
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    • Lol
      Jsrf7 11 jul
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    • Me and my roommates for the first two years of college probably said a collective 5 words to each other the entire time.
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    • My freshman roommate had 5 personalities and cussed me out in German and something else in her sleep (she only speaks English) and broke glass all over the floor without telling me & had the cops in our room bc of the glass
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    • My freshman year roommates literally never left the room once and it smelled like takeout all the tome. Zero privacy and was also left out cause I was the only one who couldn’t speak mandarin
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    • Imagine telling some kid to grow up because he doesn't want to listen to bang some girl 6 feet away from him while he has to study for exams and shit
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    • Luckily i knew my dorm mate because we asked beforehand so I never had the issue of a bad dorm mate
      ChloZ 11 jul
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    • My roommate hung a picture of just himself in his room lmao
      SirCamlot 12 jul
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    • The most freshman thing I've ever heard anyone say
      The_Truth 11 jul
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    • My roommate did the same thing. Fuck those cheap ass dorms. We didn't have separate rooms, the dorm was a room. I'd walk in and they're cuddled in bed on one side and it's like... tf you want me to do? I'm going to sleep. I'm not leaving.
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    • Nothing like a college dick in the ass every once in a while.
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    • Funny how he included guys, you know his girl is having some good fun with him
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    • My freshman year of college I had a druggie my second year the dude didn’t even show up
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    • kanep0e 11 jul
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    • I didn't live in dorms at all during undergrad and I really regret it.
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    • How does one meet a girl
      CrazyCray 11 jul
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    • “Grow up” as he plans to fuck everything that walks
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    • My first roommate slept all day which was fine but like I had to be quiet anytime I was in the room and he never went to his classes so he failed and I got a better roommate and he was super chill
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    • In my roommate agreement for college I told the girls that they could do whatever as long as they didn't force me to talk and only did drugs when I wasn't there. They were cool about it. When they had friends over they would warn me ahead of time because they knew that I would want to hide.
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    • Is you're roommate Bi?
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    • When the Chad is also a simp
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    • My freshman year roommate never decided to talk whenever I was around, but he never wanted to shut up when my girlfriend then would come around. Fkn piece of shit
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    • That’s cute af my guy
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    • My freshmen Roomate was a massive only child syndrome who couldn’t deal with having to share a room it was pretty fun to watch me say no to him
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    • He one shot the ol college try. Nice
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    • I lucked out and had a triple occupancy room to myself. Had the biggest bed in the dorm cause I put all 3 together.
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    • My freshman year roommate became my best friend and we roomed together for all 4 years
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    • You know what scares me? Random people being invited to my space of living at random times. Something goes missing who tf you gunna blame? Yourself?
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    • My roommate freshman year, and then a different roommate junior year, brought so many fucking women over it was annoying. They both were so awkward too they just sat and watched Netflix.
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    • My roommates this year were like "hey I want to throw some parties in here is that alright by you? If its not its fine we can fine somewhere else to do it" but yeah they were nice and respectfull
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    • Liza shultz is a pornstar
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    • If I had a roommate and he told me that I'd tell him to fuck off.
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    • Yo if a person said that to me I'd fight them because like I'm paying for the room to so who the fuck u think u is
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    • Sounds like an asshole, who went into college with that much confidence and lack of respect
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    • He wanted to be a whore but he was too uggo
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    • Roommates are the reason I won’t stay in a dorm. Glad my campus is a mile from home
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    • My roommate gave our RA the worst opinion of me when we first met her sophomore year because he said if one of us was gonna be bringing girls to the room it would be me. He was saying this because he was in a long term committed relationship and I was single, but the RA took it as I was a manwhore
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    • Me and all my roommates were complete dorks, we were 4 to a suite and I literally brought over a girl one time and that was to play Rock Band. she never talked to me again lol
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