• my first attempt at a
creepypasta (beginner
here; go easy on me)
Ê monicam
carpeted kitchen
what the fuck
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    • Carpeted bathroom
      Clone117 19 jun
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    • That's just... Fuck no...
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    • carpeted walls
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    • Carpeted doorknob
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    • Carpeted shower
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    • I read it as carpeted chicken which is just as if not scarier
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    • Wooden clothing
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    • carpeted toilet seat
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    • You walk into your house, but the layout is backwords. Instead of your normal turn into your kitchen, it's the other direction. Your bedroom is on the wrong side, your bathroom also wrong sided. You live in it, you wake up and the next day it's still like this. And every day after, and no one but
      Wack1333 19 jun
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    • Carpeted pool
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    • I raise you carpeted plate and bowl
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    • Carpeted carpet
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    • What the holy shit. Sounds like a bad fever dream
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    • Shag rug toilet bowl.
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    • my great aunt had both a fully carpeted kitchen and a fully carpeted bathroom. the kitchen and dining room was also on the second floor, not the first. she had such a wack ass house
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    • I raise you, carpeted sidewalk
      Cutup 19 jun
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    • Carpet house. All surfaces are carpet. Includes tables and counters. Sinks as well. Every single surface.
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    • Carpeted casting couch
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    • Reading all these comments makes me want to carpet everything in my house. Like doorknobs, countertops, kitchen tables, beds, couches, walls, trash cans, silverware handles, just all of it
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    • Okay, hear me out... carpeted bathtub, now let me expla-
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    • Carpeted sink
      _Tae 20 jun
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    • Hardwood car floor
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    • I grew up in a house that had carpet in the kitchen it was my great grandmother’s, when we finally tiled it we threw a party
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    • YO I MOVED INTO A HOUSE WITH BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE CARPET IN THE KITCHEN. ALSO NO DISHWASHER OR DOORBELL. BUT FOR A 4 BEDROOM, 2K SQ FT FOR 1500$ IN DENVER, ILL FIX ANYTHING MYSELF.
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    • How to write a creepypasta, step 1,talk about how you bought an old copy of some game you use to play as a kid,(make sure to mention that the previous owner died) step 2, mention how everything was messed up and say something along the lines of," I didnt think anything of it at first so I keeps play
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    • i raise you, carpeted backyard
      wheyness 20 jun
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    • I shuddered
      Kasagure 19 jun
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    • Carpeted anus
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    • Carpeted table
      Zylaros 20 jun
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    • Carpeted carpets
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    • Floor gang
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    • Carpeted bathroom?
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    • Carpeted ceiling
      Bogfoor 20 jun
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    • My family has always been kinda poor and so we live in a kinda shitty trailer. When I was little up until 5th grade our bathroom was carpeted. That's legit just how it came. Motherfucking shitty toilet got so fucked that we had actual fucking mushrooms that grew around it. Scared the shit outta 1/2
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    • Carpeted everything, shower/tub, outside of toilet, outside of fridge, walls, ceiling, cupboard, doors
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    • Carpeted countertop
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    • No joke my apartment when I was a kid has a carpeted bathroom.
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    • Carpeted shower
      Quirrel 21 jun
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    • Carpeted bathroom
      TGbrony 20 jun
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    • Yes this is bad but what about a concrete living room floor? One that wasn't floated correctly so your couch and tv are tilted and opposite directions and the concrete is rough like sand paper. Then some potholes for potted plants
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    • Carpeted shower
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    • Carpeted toilet seat
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    • Carpeted carpet
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    • Carpeted shower
      Rainedrop 19 jun
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    • Carpeted Toilet Seat
      ashtr44y 20 jun
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    • Carpeted lawn
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    • How about carpeted bathroom? I've seen it, including right outside the shower/tub, and around the toilet.
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    • Carpeted shower...on the inside
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    • Carpeted screen protector for your phone
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    • Carpet bombings
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    • car tires made of metal
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    • Mini golf course green, but as the floor of a bath tub
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    • Carpeted Bathroom
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    • Quilted bathtub floor
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    • Carpeted toilet
      tybreelo 20 jun
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    • Carpeted yard
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    • Carpeted bathroom with a carpeted bath
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    • Carpeted shower or carpeted water
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    • My dads kitchen has carpet, but not for the reason you think. He takes care of his paraplegic best friend, his name is Robin, and the tile that used to be in there made his wheels slip. They've been best friends forever, and when Robin got in his accident his family basically abandoned him. (Pt 1)
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    • Carpeted dog kennels. Carpeted baby cradle
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    • Bro!!!!!! My old house (we moved BC of the stoopid landlord) but the landlord liked the carpet so much that u put it all over the house and EVEN IN THE KITCHEN!!!! It wasn't even pretty it was ugly as hail!!! But we kept asking him if we could change it and he said we could but he was such a dum*ss
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    • My grandmas condo was built in 35 years ago and it still had the original carpet from when she bought it (which was when it was built). It had carpet in the bathroom. The kitchen had linoleum thankfully
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    • I have carpet in my kitchen. But that's because we have old wood floors that chip easily so we put carpet over it
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    • Carpeted ceiling
      smexytaco 21 jun
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    • I want a carpeted shower
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    • Carpeted dildo
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    • Carpeted car
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    • Lesson number 32: stop overreacting
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      BreadLevi 20 jun
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    • I live in a studio apartment with a carpeted kitchen and it’s always bothered the hell out of me
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    • What’s creepypasta? I don’t get this meme...
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