• My favourite Irish insult is "Go ndéana an
piocadh ull i ngairdin Ifrinn!"
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Translation?
KB wnatsbrokencanbefixed
I hope the devil uses your backbone as a ladder
to pick apple's in the garden of hell
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Holy shit Ireland are you ok
There's also one that directly translates to May your friends have
a
fine day burying you
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That's metal as fuck
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    • The second ones good, the first one is way too wordy, should have cut it off at using it as a ladder
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    • This is why I’m glad to be iriah
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    • *Fun Fact* the govt/regular English white guys tried to enslave the Irish first. We were deemed "Too wild& uncivilized. Harder to control." Whereas the Africans were, "More civilized & were easier to enslave." The various tribes would steal ppl from other tribes and sell them for umbrellas&trinkets.
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    • Isn't the language Gaelic not Irish and isn't it not spoken much anymore? Correct me if I'm wrong cause I'm kinds talking out of my ass but I don't thought I heard that once
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    • Give the translation immediately. Just begging for attention waiting for somebody to ask. Like we’re all supposed to know Gaelic which is all but dead.
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    • Just had some cold choccy milk. Was pretty good.
      Kenobi_ 18 jun
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    • Irish Gaelic? Never as cool as Scots Gaelic. (Not really different, just swapped accent marks)
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    • Aye girl. Are you from Ireland because my Willy is Dublin in size after seeing you
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    • I just thought the first one was an Irish accent
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    • "You absolute monsoon of a gobshite." -Jacksepticeye
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    • I HOPE THE DEVIL WILL USE YOUR BONES AS HIS BALL SCRATCHER!!!
      Sensino 18 jun
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    • There's the one indian insult that goes "I'm gonna plant a mango tree in ur girlfriends pussy and fuck your mother under it's shade"
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    • Why does irish and scottish sound so damn manly?
      4w5INFJ 18 jun
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    • Nobody says that honestly
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    • Hey if you had England as a neighbor, you'd probably have some good insults too
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    • The second one wouldn’t work on me. My funeral is gonna be amazing if they ever find my body
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    • Irish people scare me they have seen god and said fuck you
      drmeeem 18 jun
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    • I am totally gonna use all of those
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    • Dude!!! Ta Gaelige agam!! Ta se an mhaith ag feachait Gaelige!!
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    • Up the RA
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    • Scubagirl11 Santo_NotASaint I'm a proud Irish
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    • The Irish and Scottish throw telephone poles and boulders and have drunken bar fights FOR FUN! We wear combat skirts with our junk flying out and you had to be REMINDED that these two groups are metal as fuck?
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    • zerosober 18 jun
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    • "An Irishman is not drunk long as he can hold onto grass and not fall off the face of the Earth"
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    • Galec curses and insults are the best
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    • Can someone send me the pic of the YouTube video where momo says the n word please
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    • favorite*
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    • Translation: So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick! 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!
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    • The language is Gaelic.
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    • That second one is badass
      Tyreesus 18 jun
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    • Hey Jackaboy can you prove this?
      Jackeal 18 jun
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    • Beanie-Betty is retarded
      sfruitsko 18 jun
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    • So I’ve been thinking should I try to learn Latin. I already know a little bit.
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    • Neat
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    • Holy fuck, every post is just dogs and tumblr/reddit threads. Fuck off
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    • Wait,there’s an Irish language? Since when?
      FERTNITE 18 jun
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    • I thought Irish people spoke English
      cash6922 18 jun
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    • Wait, irish is a whole language and not an accent? I thought it was jus english with a thicc dialect?
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    • change_it 18 jun
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    • Doesnt ireland speak shitty english?
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    • my great great great grandmother was from wales and would cuss my grandfather out in irish and scottish
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    • I hate the "I'm going to write in another language and wait for you to ask me to translate so I can act like I am interesting because I know two languages/can use a translator" mentality
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    • When the Irish are metal
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    • where is the image of mr krabs sitting with a blank face
      Alecu 21 jun
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    • Reminder the Irish were oppressed but nobody cares cuz we are white
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    • I love being Irish!
      Virus_354 21 jun
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    • Irish is not Gaelic say it with me everyone
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    • Ireland is metal
      H_I_M 21 jun
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    • What the fuck is this even saying? That’s no different than me saying that exact same quote in English then someone that speaks Swahili saying “I love the English language because you can say..” like yeah, it’s a language... you can say literally anything you want...
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    • Im Irish ... this is very accurate
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    • Another great insult is, Your mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts.
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    • England loves trying to forget what they did to Ireland
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    • I need to learn to speak this.
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    • Definitely metal
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    • And oh look everyone loves the Irish again.
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    • One of my favorite insults in Arabic is “May your saliva dry out” which I didn’t realize til a few years ago pretty much means I hope you die
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    • I hate tumblr
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    • Thats pretty brutal
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    • I'm a fuckin mutt I have so many bloodline in my veins.
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    • Real tumblr moment
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    • Irish in text just looks like someone repeatedly smashed their face on a keyboard
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    • im totally using these, ireland os metal
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    • I wanna unzip you vertebrae and see what your really made of
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    • I usually say “that sure showed me” to those weak ass comebacks
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    • NoxUrsus Miah
      Wysp 20 jun
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    • Gaelic is gae
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    • If a great-grandfather on my mom's side, and a great-grandfather on my dad's side were both Irishmen who both married Native American women, what would that make my DNA percentage of Irish and Native American?
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    • I mean thats cool but English has some pretty nasty insults
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    • Losers compared to the Chad Scottish "Oh they're gonna haveta glue you back together...IN HELL"
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    • Metal
      X__exe 20 jun
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    • Please someone tell me how to say (phonetically) this so I can use it in public!
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    • How the hell do you even speak gay lick
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    • We also can't handle the fucking heat
      HoMeHoMe 19 jun
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    • Fuck tumblr
      quoofy101 19 jun
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    • Hahaholy shit
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    • Everytime someone says something is “metal as fuck” I always think of that JonTron clip of him saying “Fuckin metal as FUCK dude!”
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    • Shame its dying out
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    • Me, having stroke trying to read the Irish version
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    • Doom?
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    • No wonder Irish metal is just the best go fuck yourselves quotes
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    • Tumblr isn't good at insults because they try too hard to be unique with an insult but comes out cringe
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    • As someone who's ethnically Irish-American but doesn't know the language for shit…but is also taking Irish via Duolingo…I understood “an diabhal” (The Devil) and “ull” (apple/s).
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    • So
      gachaeva 19 jun
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    • I think learning some phrases like that would be a good use of my time
      fusion_Hf 19 jun
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    • I want to boil your teeth
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    • That’s so punk rock
      jamalia 19 jun
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    • I need to know the irish version of that like a month ago.
      jockey 19 jun
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    • My favorite is an old Mayan one, it goes like this “i will fuck your mother’s cunt and fuck you’re sister in it’s shade”
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    • I have a great desire to learn how to pronounce the first one now
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    • love being irish, i love my potatoes and beer
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