My face when type out "Lmao"
IKEAbirdLivesOn IKEAbirdLivesOn
22 sep 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
When a tall bish is riding you and you can't reach her titties.
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
24 apr
When a tall bish is riding you and you can't reach her titties.
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
Car Go Fast 42
car so fast you'll ford and shid pa
TBG_MoJo TBG_MoJo
14 apr
Car Go Fast 42 car so fast you'll ford and shid pa
KingGoku KingGoku
23 sep 2020
© Based on: antisocialhumor
braving MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS BROKEN IM CRYING Le hoemework WHEN THE DOG GRABBED THE SNAKE TONGUE
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
To the man who was in my house and robbed me.
Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos
ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot
ace those photos, Please throw it onte,
Or put it in the mail slot. OF j
Toronto, Ontane
ot
Be She died a few days fcann
Teet, lose those photos as well
To the man who was in my house and robbed me. Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot ace those photos, Please throw it onte, Or put it in the mail slot. OF j Toronto, Ontane ot Be She died a few days fcann Teet, lose those photos as well
GONNA
FOR LINK TO ROORLE
quiet_okbuddyostrich quiet_okbuddyostrich
1 oct 2020
GONNA FOR LINK TO ROORLE
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story
Is there such thing as too much?
hurt_meme_dealerexe hurt_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Is there such thing as too much?