My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the
night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
pudariferous
21 sep 2020
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
they invented hot girl summer
putita putita
29 mar
they invented hot girl summer
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
SpongeBob Facts!
SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @
Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19
SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band
Geeks at exactly PM on December
31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
Lego_Plo_Koon Lego_Plo_Koon
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob Facts! SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @ Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19 SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band Geeks at exactly PM on December 31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
That moment she finally realized why she always gets free drinks at the bar
midnightfrost5
25 may
That moment she finally realized why she always gets free drinks at the bar
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
xans xans
13 oct 2020
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL
A WORLD WHERE WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE SHOOTING STARS
RamenNoodles454 RamenNoodles454
23 oct 2020
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL A WORLD WHERE WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE SHOOTING STARS
@cockyrapnews
NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
@cockyrapnews NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
ChromosomieHomie ChromosomieHomie
3 oct 2020
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
Me when my PC demolishes a $300
console in running Cyberpunk
VINDICATION!
Annihilus Annihilus
14 dec 2020
Me when my PC demolishes a $300 console in running Cyberpunk VINDICATION!
SpongeBob
SquarePants
2013 U Season
He's lost his family, and now his last daughter,
to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
JUSTxSHUTxUP JUSTxSHUTxUP
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob SquarePants 2013 U Season He's lost his family, and now his last daughter, to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
ZeroTwo___ ZeroTwo___
9 feb
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
Ammo prices got me
sighting in my guns like;
It's all up to you little buddy
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
16 jun
Ammo prices got me sighting in my guns like; It's all up to you little buddy
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad: