• My Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever i
want to spoil her mood I wil just go there
and buy condom for no reason
sometimes i go 3 times a day
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    • And the gold metal for "petty ass nigga" goes to
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    • I know on a surface level it seems youve won by getting under her skin, but in reality you are dedicating significant portions of your life to her still. If anyone is hung up its you.
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    • Shes really living rent free in your head huh
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    • At home with your pile of 300 condoms
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    • That’s using your big brain to avenge the little one
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    • People who still care about exes have gotta be the most pathetic of the bunch
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    • It sounds more like she's the one ruining your mood man
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    • I know it's not a good things but this is something I'd probably do once then go home and cry because I'm actually single
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    • You think she cares?
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    • Buy condom? Singular?
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    • Or she finds it hilarious that your pathetic enough to think about her so often when she's no doubt forgot about you already
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    • Y’all say women are toxic
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    • My ex got fired from her old job and got kicked out of college because I have a restraining order against her, so she works at the dry cleaner now and I go in and get my suit coat dry cleaned, forcing her to look at how much more successful I am in life than her
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    • Anyone who feels the need to go out of their way to fuck with an ex isnt over their ex.
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    • These comments wouldn’t be so nice if the roles were reversed.
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    • I love that a meme came from that movie. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny is a pretty awesome movie.
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    • Someone please give me a banana I’m so hungry
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    • Or, don't be so fucking petty. Making yourself look like some dumbass bitch.
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    • If you don't like your ex don't go out of you way to make their life worse, no matter what they did to you, you can do better
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    • The movie is Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny for all those asking
      rinwar 27 jun
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    • I worked at one. My ex came in for a severe yeast infection. So bad that the dosing was so high, the pharmacist had to call the Dr office to confirm (he thought the Dr made a mistake). Yup. She had to hand me the script and wait to get it. Lmao
      ajbug 28 jun
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    • Thats shitty but its pretty dam funny
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    • Living in ur head rent free
      stephen 27 jun
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    • kanep0e 27 jun
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    • When I was in the middle of a divorce with my ex I called the pharmacy and told them I was her husband and requested that all of her prescriptions be changed to suppository form. They actually did it with 3 of them. Lol
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    • If she broke up with you it might make her happy you moved on if so then double check what you are doing
      pahd 27 jun
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    • tell her send over some percs
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    • Why? Why do men and women feel the need to do this. We can be together for years the second you’re an “ex” I can give 2 fucks about you. Unless she’s the mother of my kid. Then I care about you because of the sole reason that you’re the mother of my kid.
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    • Who the fuck uses condoms my wife and I have used them maybe once when we first met
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    • You need to get a life
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    • Damn right
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    • Movie?
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    • I dont give a shit about my ex other than she's alive. I have no reason to contact her, view her social media, or find time to piss her off. Thats called moving on.
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    • Some major league simping in these comments. Its a fucking joke bud get over it
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    • My ex wouldn’t give two shits about me fuckin someone else.
      jstone507 27 jun
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    • Why the fuck would she care?
      Batmane 27 jun
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    • Go a step further and buy birth control and or plan B
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    • What a clown
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    • Sounds kind of obsessive to me lol She probably knows that he is doing that on purpose lol
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    • See, that's some funny stuff. What if she cheated on him? Or it ended badly in another way? That's fun, fuck y'all that can't see the comedy.
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    • My first ex cheated on me 4 yrs ago and theres not a single day that goes by where I couldn't honestly give one fuck about it. She was a shitty person and in the end I found someone way better. If you constantly think about pissing someone else off because they wronged you then they have already won
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    • What's that movie? End of the world or something?
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    • Eh but y tho. Unless she still wants you & was a bitch can’t really justify it.
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    • What if you like just put your dick on the counter
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    • Yeesh, there’s no good angle if that’s anything but a joke
      shroomeru 27 jun
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    • Unless she knows you dont fit im them magnums ands says that outloud.
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    • Petty bitch
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    • Imagine being that petty
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    • I got laid last night and kept thinking of my ex during the sex. I'm not hung up on her, I was trying not to cum too fast.
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    • Nobody uses condoms
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    • Sure ok
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    • I mean maybe she deserves it? Still is petty af dont get me wrong.
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    • Dude that’s just cruel
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    • Maaaan....Learn to spell god damn
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    • For people who claim to hate their ex’s they sure do talk about then alot
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    • that's just retarded. you willing to waste money and time to spoil some mood which will last 40 seconds
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    • Sounds like someone's being a wittl John petty
      dankhuntt 30 jun
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    • 3 times a day to see your ex huh?
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    • She already knows you can barely fit in the smallest size, whatchu trying to do?
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    • She's an undercover condom salesman
      MANTA_ 30 jun
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    • She dated you, she knows you can barely handle going at it once in a day
      SaintJynr 30 jun
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    • Psycho ex-boyfriend material there.
      skipjerk 30 jun
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    • thats just petty and immature
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    • Me: "Yea, so you don't sell these individually?!??"
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    • But you're wasting money and time......so you're losing, just move on
      PRAD0GEE 30 jun
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    • I mean, only do that if you actually need to use the condoms, or else youre just wasting money and time.
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    • Anybody else still good friends with most if not all of their ex’s? I’d hate to lose a good friendship over a breakup.
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    • Honestly don't want to hear shit. My ex stole the cheese outta my fridge because he knew I liked to make sandwiches AND RIPPED THE LABELS OFF MY CANS! Had his new girlfriend move shit outta my house. THE NEXT DAY. THATS PETTY
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    • Grow up already 🙄
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    • Why should you want to spoil her mood? She's living rent free in that head.
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    • Meanwhile, she remembers you can’t hold an erection so she knows you’re full of anything but blood.
      turt97 30 jun
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    • At this point go for the world record of most condoms on
      skiMilk 30 jun
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    • Holy shit I had a seizure reading your post
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    • If she still cares, hes the dick. If she doesnt care, hes wasting his time and money.
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    • gentlemen, tomorrow i am driving 2 1/2 hours to spend the night with a girl that used to go to my school but moved away right as we caught feelings for each other. i’m a little nervous but mostly excited. can i get a good luck?
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    • Why even waste the time being petty? Instead of holding a grudge so hard strive to move so far on you become total strangers. There's too much shit in this world that will piss you off to waste energy on pre-walked roads.
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    • Plot twist, they prove yo cuz he’s a petty cunt
      Balrog99 29 jun
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    • Sounds petty, move on dawg
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    • why would you tweet that you think she doesn't have the internet?
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    • Fuck yeah
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    • Why don’t you go out and find someone to use those condoms on
      billville 29 jun
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    • Unpopular opinion, if you’re doing petty shit like that just to have yourself pop back up in her mind you aren’t over it
      Cantonic 29 jun
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    • Pathetic
      Billothy 29 jun
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    • Y’all still see your ex after you break up? I broke up with my gf after 6 years of dating and haven’t seen her for 2 years and she lives down the street
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    • That’s kinda messed up. Funny though
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    • What’s the deal with hating your ex?? I absolutely love my ex boyfriend (as a friend) we hang out and do stuff together all the time. We just weren’t right for each other relationship wise. Why does everyone have ‘messy ex’ stories? How are you dating people that bad?
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    • Funny til you realize she popped holes in them all. Funnier when she sees you years later still without a kid
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    • Imagine giving a shit what your ex thinks
      __WHAT___ 29 jun
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    • Smells like bitch in here
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    • Fun fact on my part! Im nearly numb from the waist down (not paralyzed). I can’t rly feel sex. But i can KINDA feel a condom. So sometimes i wear them just so i can feel something for once. XD been single for years, but i’ve bought a decent amount of those. Only had sex maybe..... 5 times?
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    • Ew sex
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    • The only thing he’s doing is wasting money on condoms he’ll probably never use. Fucking pathetic, honestly.
      Treshimek 29 jun
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    • How about move on like a man
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    • I don’t think she gives a shit
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    • Gotta throw a Plan B in there every once in a while
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    • Plot twist: they were lesbians
      boardaf22 29 jun
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    • Waste of money. Move on dude. She probably did.
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    • Why tf do U care
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