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    • I'm in college. It's actually fairly believable that a professor would say this. They don't give a shit.
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      • (1/2)I have this professor named Jody who is one of the few people keeping my spirits up at Uni and shes unintentionally hilarious. Example: She finally convinced one of her son's to let her het him a mobile phone (weird kid). Anyway, he sends her one of his first texts while she's teaching our...
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        • "College will never be this lenient y'all better straighten up" *college professor* "oh my fuck lads I forgot my monster just relax for like 10 minutes I'll be back"
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          • As a joke i showed up to my girlfriends College and sat in one of her classes during the middle of the semester. The teacher just looked at me,realized i didnt go there and said “fuck it.” And continued. I went to her cheerleading tryouts and the coach gave no fucks either. College is a no fuckszone
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            • Algebra is super basic puzzles, rip if you cant do it
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              • I’m in college and I was enrolled in an entire course dedicated to swear words. The study of their physiological and sociological effects and the history of significant curse words. And ohhhh man did we curse in that class.
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                • In college my coach said to the team today “When I start talking that should trigger a Pavlovian response in your head to shut the fuck up. Ten more burpees”
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                  • Bitch yall lucky my sociology professor (prereq for paramedic) made the whole class watch a 25 minute video on how "queers are oppressed" its names the queen theory timeline and its ass
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                    • My English professor was talking about hentai in class, it was awesome
                      Est_Mor 28 jan
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                      • Then the desks clapped
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                        • College professors are an interesting breed. My Intro to Engineering professor told us he was a petroleum engineer and said nonchalantly that his job was basically to "shoot 15,000 volts through natural gas and hope he didn't blow up".
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                          • If yall are saying that you doubt this you've never been in a college class
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                            • my history professor dropped the f bomb about 11 times on the first day of class. he’s chill as hell and don’t give one single fuck how you feel.
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                              • But why tho
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                                  • Gatekeeping 100
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                                    • This nigga put all his stats into speech.
                                      BroDuke 28 jan
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                                      • My professor didn’t know what cosmic brownies were, and after we told him he went out and bought some for the whole class to eat
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                                        • Sounds like something a math or science teacher would say when they walked into an english classroom with a dissected old english poem on the board
                                          SnarelaxZ 29 jan
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                                          • Algebra easy af, now multi dimensional calculus, that’s brutal
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                                            • One of my professors believes in censoring just the f word while another one will yell fuck as loud as he can and it's great when they're together
                                              SrFluffeh 28 jan
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                                              • First day of human geography. Teacher says "take notes" and plays a video. Here I an thinking "oh yes one of those teachers" then bad girls by M.I.A starts playing. Afterwards hes like "welcome to intermediate hip hop, you should have already taken beginner."
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                                                  • College professors are the embodiment of min/maxing on stats
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                                                    • My professor was going over notes and shit and went "is this boring to yall" and as everyone nodded he went "good me too, fuck this dumb shit who wants to go home early" we left like okay cool
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                                                      • That's why I like college, the professors will say anything
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                                                        • Were some features reused? Not just reupload but actual recycled features? Because I already had smiles on some of them. If so lazy to a whole new level, feature team
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                                                          • Oh I get it, cause its algreBRUH and this guy is an EnGRISH teacher 😂😂😂😂 Smash like for TC
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                                                            • Lol oh it’s funny because the professor cussed. lol ohhhh they are human just like us. Lololol
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                                                              • This sounds like something Brandon Rodgers would write.
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                                                                • I had to bring my little brother to school last week with me and the look on his shocked face when he realized that professors curse on the daily was hilarious
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                                                                  • English profs were hell on us science and engineering majors
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                                                                    • My philosophy prof told a kid nobody knew what the fuck he was talking about lol
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                                                                      • "IN THIS CLASSROOM WE DON'T COUNT. WE SCREAM." *Proceeds to fill board with A's*
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                                                                        • College is where everyone is a student, including the professor
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                                                                          • Honestly college professors are usually funny and chill. Just don't be an idiot and they'll help you when you need it
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                                                                            • my college professor told us his past nickname was "Mr. Fuck You" and called a student daddy later during a RP
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                                                                              • I had a gay, 60 year old flamboyant ass english 2 professor named Karl, and he said fuck at least 10 times by the end of the semester
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                                                                                • Anyone who says “X” to this must’ve had one boring ass professor
                                                                                  TheRanger 29 jan
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                                                                                  • Anyone who doesn’t believe this hasn’t made it to college
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                                                                                      • Lmao reg-eds don’t get simple math
                                                                                        Zaffler 28 jan
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                                                                                        • I once wrote "It's trash CAN, not trash CAN'T!" accompanied by an anime trashcan and my professor kept it up for the rest of the semester
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                                                                                          • Crazy how they know our pain but hand is the shit like this ain't punishment
                                                                                            DADDYSIR 28 jan
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                                                                                            • It's hard for most people on this app to relate since about half haven't even been in a college
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                                                                                              • The Spring semester started today and my math prof came in 10 minutes late to a 9 AM with an anime tshirt and flipflops. It's like 30 degrees outside. I love college
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                                                                                                • Yeah most college professor's are whiny bitches too
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                                                                                                  • I have a substitute teacher named Reese and today he greeted the class with "My name is Reese, like the candy bar, I even have chocolate on the outside so you don't get confused." easily one of my favorite substitutes
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                                                                                                    • I hate I’m forced to take an art class in college. It’s a liberal brainwashing wasteland in there
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                                                                                                      • My art teacher says rubber cement smells like ass
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                                                                                                          • Dat me
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                                                                                                            • Algebra was always easy for me, now proofs in geometry, thats what I hate.
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                                                                                                                • This is 100% accurate based on my experience. Like I have this one professor whose wife is also a professor in the same major and someone asked him if his final would be as hard as hers, and he laughed and was like oh no I would've gotten an F on her final
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                                                                                                                  • They have ZERO CHILL. The young ones are so funny sometimes. Liberal art sCollege professors be like : “What’s the square root of fuck this weather”
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                                                                                                                    • English professors are chill as hell. My English comp teacher last semester wore jeans, a t-shirt, and baseball hat every day, and we had class discussions about shit like killing babies
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                                                                                                                      • Someone should do this with Present Mic
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                                                                                                                        • College actually is so chill. Profs swear and really don’t care
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                                                                                                                          • That shows who else hates math
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                                                                                                                            • English majors
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                                                                                                                              • Man's a mood
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                                                                                                                                • Big_Man12 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                  • College do be like that though
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                                                                                                                                    • My biology professor name dropped and roasted another professor about being married 3 times
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                                                                                                                                      • all yall sayin "algebra easy tho" issa english teacher, issa joke yall
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                                                                                                                                        • Math is one of the reasons I’m a psych. major.
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                                                                                                                                            • Made me laugh out loud for a few seconds i have a teacher like this but if he said that i would die laughing
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                                                                                                                                              • But algebra is like the easiest subject in math tho...
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                                                                                                                                                • I’m in high school and I have this terrible art teacher. All she does is complain about the class and she never even teaches. And she doesn’t let us listen to music when we work. I hope college teachers aren’t like her
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                                                                                                                                                  • Aviation professors are flex masters. I had a professor with a massive moustache (I mean Damn it was beautiful) and throughout the semester he wrote out a shit list of all the students he didn't like. Flat out mocked a single student the entire semester (dont worry it was all chill), and by the end
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                                                                                                                                                    • Why did I read this in a black person voice?
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                                                                                                                                                      • My English professor was late everyday showed up in sweatpants low-key a little out of it and are first 3 assignments where about hip hop and then we watched the movie cocaine cowboys 2 fun class great professor
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                                                                                                                                                        • My professor walked in today, saw his old notes on the board, and said “nobody erased that shit from last week?”
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                                                                                                                                                          • College professors >high school teachers
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                                                                                                                                                            • So believable. I’m an English major, and if there’s ever math left over on the board we all get scared
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                                                                                                                                                              • And that's why they are just an English professor
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                                                                                                                                                                • Classic right brain behavior lol
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Haha math hard for small brain
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Question: do you know what an English degree qualifies you for? Answer: teaching English. It is a ponzi scheme.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • All the people saying this doesn't seem real have never been to college
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                                                                                                                                                                          • SOBxRBE 28 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Sounds about right
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                                                                                                                                                                              • My physics professor: I can’t spell but I don’t need to know how
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                                                                                                                                                                                • And then proceeded to make u read 5 pages and write a 2 page summary
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • My professor showed up 10 minutes late on the first day
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • A lot of college professors are pretty funny. But then there’s like that 20% that just suck
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • My English professor wants us to write an autobiography in memes. This is definitely something that could have happened.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • My English teacher came in on the first and there was math on the board and made us question if we were in the right class by questioning how we know that things are what they are
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • My cinema professor legit did this like every day bc the class before us was calculus
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • My professors are uptight and neurotic
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Omg math is hard s0 relatable 😤
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I couldn’t help doing it in an Irish accent
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I haven’t had a good English teacher since the 7th grade help
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Why do i always stay up late looking at memes just to wake up and feel like death every morning
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