My emotional support dog started having stress issues. I got him an emotional support cat. I'm not sure what he told the cat but I think I'm going to have to break down and get one of us therapy.
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
23 sep 2020
My emotional support dog started having stress issues. I got him an emotional support cat. I'm not sure what he told the cat but I think I'm going to have to break down and get one of us therapy.
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade?
{softly]
Don't.
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
29 dec 2020
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade? {softly] Don't.
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies
ia
'Cause every thing
Is gonna be all right
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies ia 'Cause every thing Is gonna be all right
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP.
ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEN.
Unown_TG Unown_TG
22 sep 2020
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP. ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEN.
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
Me: using my phone during a family gathering.
Little cousin:
got game
Me: using my phone during a family gathering. Little cousin: got game
Never tuck your shirt in again
daytonablu daytonablu
26 apr
Never tuck your shirt in again
When you take your little brother to
school and see your old teachers
th ney tnere, Gemons
me, ya boy.
Sketchers Sketchers
20 nov 2020
When you take your little brother to school and see your old teachers th ney tnere, Gemons me, ya boy.
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
DirkDenzla
22 jan 2021
Weapons of Mass Distraction
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
28 jun
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them
Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa
21 sep 2020
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
Was that gal flirting with
me?
of
She was trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
cute_verysaucymemes cute_verysaucymemes
12 jan 2021
Was that gal flirting with me? of She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!