My emotional support dog started having stress issues. I got him an emotional support cat. I'm not sure what he told the cat but I think I'm going to have to break down and get one of us therapy.
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
23 sep 2020
My emotional support dog started having stress issues. I got him an emotional support cat. I'm not sure what he told the cat but I think I'm going to have to break down and get one of us therapy.
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts
Charizard: Can breathe fire
Squirtle:
CuteSylveon CuteSylveon
15 mar
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts Charizard: Can breathe fire Squirtle:
To be honest.
don't even know...
why I became famous.
placid_supre_2 placid_supre_2
20 oct 2020
To be honest. don't even know... why I became famous.
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
captainhowdy556 captainhowdy556
24 sep 2020
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
tankcollar1 tankcollar1
5 feb
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person
Thanos: *snaps*
Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
smelly__balls smelly__balls
27 jan 2021
Thanos: *snaps* Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then
shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
EllieBelle EllieBelle
16 jun
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
sad_danthebrownkid sad_danthebrownkid
12 jan 2021
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am
ON
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
30 dec 2020
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am ON BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO