• My drunk mother ripped my baby off of my desk.... FML. What an absolute alcoholic tyrant.
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    • It's parents like this who have "no idea" why their kids never call or visit, and blame the kid for their failed relationship.
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    • Time to take her jewelry to the pawn shop!
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    • Time for someone to sue for another one
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    • Time to take away her beer privledge
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    • Get a new mom
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    • Crazy ex-wife did that 3 times. I bought a better rig every single time
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    • Same. It was my dad tho. Luckily only the back glass broke.
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    • I would flat out assault somebody
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    • Go drunkenly drive her car off a cliff
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    • My mom does this too, and I mean I buy just about everything I own, and she destroys everything I own no matter what, while drunk, and wonders why I don’t respect her, though she always talks to my dad like “he doesn’t give me respect, and I demand his respect”
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    • Put it in rice the Asian will come in and fix it
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    • Idc if she birthed me, if she so much as knock my food over on purpose ima throw hands
      Sqeegy 21 jul
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    • As long as you can salvage the guts, heart, and brain of your build, the case is the only thing damaged
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    • If my parents did this to me, I'd smash they phone and tvs and post up and call it self defense
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    • “Step mother what are yo- oh hell nah this bitch dropped my shit.”
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    • Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy
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    • In the heat of the moment, I'm pretty sure my reaction would've been to burn the whole house down. Luckily my parents were laid back, functioning adults who were smart enough to come up with effective punishments that didn't involve destroying my things
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    • comin home seeing this shit...
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    • If he can't afford to move out on his own, what makes you think he's going to afford a fucking lawyer? Fuck lawyers. I would just smash something of theirs of equal or more value. You wanna smash shit? Let's fucking smash shit then
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    • "She came at me with a weapon officer"
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    • Redditors trying to understand this meme without the word “Karen”:
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    • Put foxglove in her booze...
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    • That’s why I never thought it was a good idea to put your thousand dollar PC on top of a desk where one push will break it
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    • The mother: *chuckles* I’m in danger
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    • Do you need help burying the body?
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    • this is when you get a lawyer
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    • I would’ve beaten her over the head with it if I were you
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    • Did you try duct tape yet?
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    • Send the bitch to God
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    • Stabbing time
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    • But in a divorce, she'd get custody even if the dad was an amazing dad
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    • Yo fight back?
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    • Visiting my sister for a week and she took my credit card and spent $2000 on it
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    • Yo wtf that hurt to look at, I couldn't imagine what would happen if anyone did that shit to mine
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    • Yall wanna raise money to get him a new case+ whatever parts were broken?
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    • If my parents ever did that to my pc or xbox, lets just say their credit card is gonna be racked up just a lil bit
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    • My mom bought a headset for my cousin on Christmas. It was like 60 dollars and only lasted like a week because his mom wrapped the wire around them and snapped a part. She refused to buy him a new set even though it was her fault.
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    • TODAY WE FIGHT! TODAY WE MAKE A STAND! NO MORE SHALL A MAN SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF THESE FOUL WENCHES!
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    • sue her for personal property damage
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    • Looks like the computer was on the desk, my computer lives on the floor. Far smaller risk of a drunk coming by an tossing it into the floor.
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    • To be completely honest, if my mom did anything like this to me I'd be going to jail and she'd either be in the ER or in a body bag
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    • Let her think she is a good mom then sue her for abuse
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    • Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
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    • Get her credit card bro
      Hifunni 21 jul
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    • Leave
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    • Sue her
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    • I’d have hit her. Ngl if that shit happens to me I’d fucking scream and I’d beat her bloody.
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    • Sue her
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    • FUCK THIS REACTION IMAGE
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    • Just turn it off and on again
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    • sall55 22 jul
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    • For a minute I thought I was looking at one of those tech nightmares where somebody opens an old computer/console to find thousands of dead bugs
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    • Why would you put a desktop on a desk I just don't get it
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    • Bet there’s some retards that would defend mom in this situation
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    • I love the Corsair Obsidian series cases. Just got one for my recent build
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    • gasteroy 21 jul
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    • I've never been one for family violence or anyone hitting their mother... but once in a while a free pass is needed.
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    • My mom is just like this, my older brother had helped me built a gaming PC with me and he found parts in the dumpster behind IT stores and I'd save up for the bigger parts we needed, but we never got a chance to finish cause my mom flipped her shit about how much electricity it uses, and basically
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    • Atleast if the case was well, it might not have gotten damaged :/ fuck that ho though. Burn the house down and walk away with a smile.
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    • luuung 21 jul
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    • Did you try turning it off and then back on?
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    • Yeah leave it for her to clean up and move out, shit ain’t worth it. Rather be out struggling to pay rent then to live in an abusive household
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    • Hefty laugh at that good sir
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    • Take her credit card, sell it on the dark web, then roofie her and leave her in a desert
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    • Ah looks like its fine, just some potted plant soil all over it....blow on it NES style and pick it up
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    • F
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    • That’s painful
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    • This... this makes me angry.
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    • I would have put her down
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    • looks like a Corsair crystal series case, Them bitches can get up to fuckin 500$ or more if that’s what case it is, Regardless if it’s “just the case, The professor and gpu can still be saved” that is not only a nice but also a fucking expensive case. just sayin.
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    • The parts should be fine, right?
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    • Hope it’s only case damage
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    • This is why you put your tower under your desk instead of on it
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    • $1000? You know what that means bois. Copa
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    • time to take away breathing privileges
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    • We are reaching a point where these memes can probably be easily made by bots
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    • My drunk mom wrecked my first truck and then blamed me for it. Shes broken windows, printers, tables, doors, and hearts especially. Coming from one homie to another, I'm so sorry and I genuinely hope it's an easy fix and things get a lot better for you.
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    • These are the parents who claim to "not remember" when you bring up the times they were awful
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    • Two years ago my mom got so drunk she tried opening the fence and ripped it to shreds. After a few more months of me taking my sister to our grandmas she decided to quit drinking and she's been clean almost a year
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    • bro alcoholic parents can fuck themselves. i hardly talk to my own mom anymore because she sees no issue with herself and refuses to even try and get better. anyone else dealing with that shit im so sorry. i wouldnt wish that on anyone
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    • F to pay respects
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    • Fuck parents who do this shit. Expecting your child to behave maturely and then breaking their stuff in a tantrum is the equivalent of a priest telling his flock to be good to others and then diddling children in his spare time.
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    • My dad did this to me once. Turned around and broke his laptop and his flatscreen tv. Motherfucker paid for both, cause I dont play that shit.
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    • I mean as long as everything was screwed in properly it should be fine except for the glass backing
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    • That's why my $5,000 computer is tucked safely in the corner of my room and on the ground
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    • No this is a travesty
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    • Oh my GOD😱😱
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    • Knock the fuck out of her and make her pay for it
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    • move out
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    • Thats 1000's of dollars
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    • I'm luck my is nowhere near like that. But if she ever did anything like that, I would hit her so hard
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    • Now take a big ol bar and smash the sides of her car, make sure to hit the windshield so if she tries to drive it she will get a ticket
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    • yea that bitch would either pay the fuck up or get a knife in her throat
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    • Is it ok
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