My dog when I call him
My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius
Ze_loler Ze_loler
22 sep 2020
My dog when I call him My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches
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ClownNuts ClownNuts
8 feb
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches 2.6K views 135 58 Share Download Save
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
GoddessSaigon GoddessSaigon
11 nov 2020
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
StephZoo StephZoo
23 sep 2020
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
MidnightAtarian MidnightAtarian
21 sep 2020
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving...
Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
2 mar
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
46 year old Rob Dyrdek on MTV for the last 14 years
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
hellabration hellabration
12 jan 2021
46 year old Rob Dyrdek on MTV for the last 14 years HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
er: wow wnere Id
Him: wow where did he learn how to do that
CA
OnenoonSpiderMan OnenoonSpiderMan
17 mar
er: wow wnere Id Him: wow where did he learn how to do that CA
Be careful what you wish for!
deadly_idkwhattona deadly_idkwhattona
18 feb
Be careful what you wish for!
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Never thought my spirit animal might be a. cat
MemesAndMen MemesAndMen
13 sep 2020
Never thought my spirit animal might be a. cat
The wealth built by
Capitalism
Socialists
Communists
rr
LdbHunter LdbHunter
1 dec 2020
The wealth built by Capitalism Socialists Communists rr
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa