My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
Dogs as soon as they are born be like:
@memessss28)
All know is that I must be a good boy
TexasWind TexasWind
21 sep 2020
Dogs as soon as they are born be like: @memessss28) All know is that I must be a good boy
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during
World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death,
Bamse was buried with full military honors.
ManfredvonBaron ManfredvonBaron
22 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
The British when the signs says MPH
instead of crumpets per stabbing:
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The British when the signs says MPH instead of crumpets per stabbing: [ge
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
THIS IS MICHAEL SCHUR
He was a writer & producer for The Office US.
He co-created Parks & Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine.
He created The Good Place and produced Master Of None.
He does not get enough credit or admiration.
Oh Yes, he also played Mose Schrute.
THIS IS MICHAEL SCHUR He was a writer & producer for The Office US. He co-created Parks & Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine. He created The Good Place and produced Master Of None. He does not get enough credit or admiration. Oh Yes, he also played Mose Schrute.
When you fart but your pants get heavier
ThisAppIsAVirus ThisAppIsAVirus
15 jan 2021
When you fart but your pants get heavier
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih
When someone
Bruuuuh
Ba
Replying to
Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming
PM - 24 Oct 2017
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih When someone Bruuuuh Ba Replying to Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming PM - 24 Oct 2017
When someone comes out to party with me for the first tine
ready to die
When someone comes out to party with me for the first tine ready to die
When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
casual_browser69 casual_browser69
24 sep 2020
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
IronManLOHH IronManLOHH
7 apr
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
Here's a picture of the most notorious
gangsta that ever lived with the
rapper Eazy-E.
Eu
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
18 nov 2020
Here's a picture of the most notorious gangsta that ever lived with the rapper Eazy-E. Eu
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs
@thingsdoghandlerssay
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs @thingsdoghandlerssay