• My dog: I would like to get on this chair, please. My dog: No, do the thing. Me: *Sighs and pats the chair with my hand* My dog: *jumping up* Thank you
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    • 110% accurate
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    • Hey man you're mission control, and all they need from you is a clear for landing, and acknowledgement so your clumsy ass doesn't knock him down again
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    • Dogs are nice vampires, they can’t get on the couch without permission.
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    • Dogs are still hard wired to follow heirarchy. As you are the alpha to them, they’re asking your permission
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    • I immediately read the dogs voice as if it was Griffin from Tobuscus
      bmoneyb 10d
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    • They're asking permission.
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    • Your dog waiting till you do the thing is them asking for permission
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    • It shows them they're allowed to sit with you
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    • My dog won’t sit on the couch unless I pat the seat, he’s always allowed to, but he just sits on the floor until I pat the seat
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    • Gotta ask for permission first, like a good boy
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    • Dogs are like vampires, the have to be invited lol
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    • He’s waiting for permission
      ogGL 10d
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    • Whenever my dog wants on my bed, he always comes into my room and looks at me with his ears back and his tail wagging slightly until I say "Up up" and he'll jump on the bed
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    • I think its like legit a respect thing
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    • My dog makes me lift him up onto the bed
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    • My dogs do that shit but make you pick them up. Giz is old so like i get it, his hips cant support his fat ass, but cocoa is like 4 and bouncy. The bitch can clear the couch, she just wont
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    • My dog does that to ask for permission, she will do a half jump to check if there’s something on the chair
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    • They just want your approval
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    • Dogs are like vampires in that respect. They must be invited.
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    • My dog will beg and literally cry to jump up and I'll pat my lap and encourage her and she acts like she can't jump up when I know she can. And if I reach down to grab her she runs away. Like wtf are you doing?
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    • My dog is too old to jump anymore so i pick her up and she kicks off the ground like she's still doing it all by herself
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    • What the fuck is that, is dat a fuckin dog? MA THERES A WEIRD ASS DOG OUTSIDE
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    • The dogs respect the owners space so much that they have to be approved to get where they wanna go. This is how much a dog loves its owner.
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    • My dog does this but the first time he jumps he doesn’t jump high enough so he just hits the chair and bounces off
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    • My dog will like fake jump like she physically can’t jump on it until I pat it
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    • Confirmation that dogs are vampires and need to be invited
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    • Need to be invited
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    • It's because they are literally asking permission
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    • I hate when my dog is trained well enough to wait for permission to do something.
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    • I always thought they did that for permission or if they were small it was because they couldn't see where they were jumping.
      Merulus 10d
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    • It’s funny how dogs understand consent better than most humans.
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    • Then immeadiately wants down
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    • My dog likes to fake jump on to the edge until I pat it. Bitch flies onto it after that lmao.
      HyperxG 11d
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    • What if pets are actually asking permission because they’ve been domesticated into manners now?
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    • It's sad. We turned wolves into THAT
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    • It's actually better that way, so your dog won't jump on top of valuables on accident
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    • Your dog is a vampire. He needs to be invited before he can go anywhere
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    • They’re like vampires. They have to be in invited first.
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    • He wants permission
      iSadist 11d
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    • And then there’s my dog: Oh, you got up! My spot now!
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    • My dog jumps on the chair before I sit down and nearly gets sat on every time.
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    • Dogs are like vampires, they gotta be invited in
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    • I feel like my dog waits for that as sign of approval 😂
      Zelex_ 8d
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    • Why do I picture this dogs voice as an old smokers voiced Italian mobster?
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    • WAIT THATS NOT JUST A ME THING
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    • It’s bc your trained your dog well, congrats. My dog does the same and I’m glad bc sometimes I’m in bed eating and don’t want him up in my Cheez-Itz
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    • Zhu Li, do The Thing!
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    • Omg I have that dog, a pekingese.
      Riolu 10d
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    • Dogs live by vampire rules they can’t do anything without someone saying they can first
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    • He needs permission >:(
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    • They're asking permission
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    • It’s cause they can’t see the surface they are jumping onto. If you pat it they know there isn’t some shit they’re about to jump into
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    • My cat does that because once he jumped on the table full of pencils so now he waits for me to show him that its safe
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    • They just want to be invited
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    • Dogs are vampires and can’t join unless invited
      mdkd0 11d
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    • Its asking for permission to go on the chair. You patting it is saying yes
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    • I thought only my dog did this
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    • Me: *Laying on my bed that's on the floor almost on the edge* Dog: *Stands there and waits for me to scoot my skinny ass over even though she can clearly jump over me* Me: You lil bitch. Dog: *barks*
      M16Sin 11d
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    • I literally have to pat the bed for half an hour when my cat sits on the floor and then she looks like she about to jump up and then straight up just walks away like wtf
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    • This goes for all dogs, even hairless ones. My dog has no fur and likes to lay next to people under a blanket....well, at least until someone knocks or a squirrel runs by. Then she'll want under the blanket again.
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    • Didn't like because of that ugly ass dog
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    • My cat will scream at me when she wants in my lap, but will refuse to jump up until I put a blanket on my lap first.
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    • cats don't wait. cats will jump on anything and everything.
      erster 11d
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    • They're like vampires. Vampires cant go into your home without being invited just like dogs cant go on chairs without being invited
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    • That dog is the product of inbreeding. It’s better to adopt a mutt rather than a inbred rat
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    • My cat is like that.
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    • The reason why is because they see you as pack leader. Otherwise they'd jump up without hesitation. They just want to see what you have to say about it basically.
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    • Dog looks like a fucking orc
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    • That's kind of him, hes asking you if he can
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    • That’s dog manners bro
      Anyway 11d
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    • It be like that sometimes
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    • Always let the dog have its way
      F3rb 11d
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    • That’s a cute cat
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    • Same with my cat
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    • With our schnauzer I have to abuse the chair/ bed just for him to jump, the other dog I cover my nads cause he’s gonna jump anyway
      4014 8d
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    • He is so cute!
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    • As it jumps u should have kicked the chair so the dog lands on nothing. Showing it that it is a tool to be used for amusement and nothing more. Then kicked it a bit and walked to the couch to gobble down a burger while its bowl sits empty
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    • Mine jumps up but won't lay down till i give him a hug
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    • Are dogs reincarnated vampires? Who sometimes forget they are dogs now and that's why they need to be invited to sit or go inside.
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    • It's cus they are asking permission like a good boy
      Shjohn 9d
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    • Has to make sure theres no traps. They remember what happened last time they "went to the park".
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    • Ugly dog but ok
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    • Nah that’s a good thing. You’ve trained your dog NOT to get on the chair without your permission. I however have to put a piece of my Dyson vacuum on the couch for mine to not sleep on it at night.
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    • now this is the wholesome content i strive to see every morning on my feed
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    • Don’t they do it for permission?
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    • Some dogs are vampires and they have to be invited
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    • I wish my dog would jump up things when I pat them but he just turns his head sideways in confusion
      hulth 10d
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    • Dog has to make sure it is a safe chair
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    • People with anxiety
      Xairain 10d
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    • Good joke, ugly dog
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    • My dog dose the same thing but with a little more encouragement
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    • I hate this post for being so accurate
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    • I had a brown pekingese named Chewbacca growing up.. only small dog I ever loved R.I.P. Chewbacca
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    • My cats pull this shit all the time
      aged 11d
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    • Dogs are vampires. Can’t do things without being invited
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    • It's waiting for permission, like a good boy.
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