My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough.
Einstein
urgenthumor urgenthumor
3 feb
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough. Einstein
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
riacker:! Know your address
Me who's known it since I was 4:
aR
Don't ever use the word
"smart" with me
kittle kittle
17 nov 2020
riacker:! Know your address Me who's known it since I was 4: aR Don't ever use the word "smart" with me
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?"
have food at home"
Mom:
ie
Orsoth
27 jun
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?" have food at home" Mom: ie
The With
Cat The
Bat
Has
Had
Enough
or
That
None_Of_Ya_Business None_Of_Ya_Business
25 sep 2020
The With Cat The Bat Has Had Enough or That
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS
INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA
If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
IFuck3dMyStepSister IFuck3dMyStepSister
22 sep 2020
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
When you're listening to the villain's speech and they're lowkey making a lot of sense
When you're listening to the villain's speech and they're lowkey making a lot of sense
When an enemy shoots you in
the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him
bonjour
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
When an enemy shoots you in the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him bonjour
they invented hot girl summer
putita putita
29 mar
they invented hot girl summer
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
jamespay
8 dec 2020
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
MisterM_15 MisterM_15
27 may
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom