My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
la
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water la
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child?
Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
camsuar98 camsuar98
23 sep 2020
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child? Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
friend: u ok?
me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
missfit_bootyy missfit_bootyy
27 sep 2020
friend: u ok? me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
the-real
bigdumbcutefac
mother cow looking after hi
dumbass those are dalmatians
the-real bigdumbcutefac mother cow looking after hi dumbass those are dalmatians
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
holder_ holder_
25 may
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Abigial Abigial
3 mar
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
He's proba
thinking absut other dogs.
What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
He's proba thinking absut other dogs. What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
AS
Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
coughing coughing
20 jan 2021
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
II :
DOES YOUR DOG BITE?
SS
COME HERE BOY
Go
pureComics pureComics
21 sep 2020
II : DOES YOUR DOG BITE? SS COME HERE BOY Go
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Thotai_II Thotai_II
18 feb
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip