my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
It's a peaceful life.
LolaBit LolaBit
21 dec 2020
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer It's a peaceful life.
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT
Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
SilentEchos SilentEchos
11 feb
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
danny258 danny258
24 sep 2020
Hiccup "I train dragons"
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
if i ever sme you
on my owner again will fuck
yes.
this
dog
Reallybro_ Reallybro_
30 sep 2020
if i ever sme you on my owner again will fuck yes. this dog
"The dog ate my homework"
The
The dog: homework:
Clairebear199715 Clairebear199715
23 sep 2020
"The dog ate my homework" The The dog: homework:
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
HistorythroughmemesI HistorythroughmemesI
24 sep 2020
Rare 'singing' dog, thought to be extinct in wild for 50 years, still thrives By Katie Hunt, CNN Updated AM EDT, Tue September 01, 2020
Thanos: *snaps*
Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
smelly__balls smelly__balls
27 jan
Thanos: *snaps* Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
TinkerbellsCorpse TinkerbellsCorpse
22 dec 2020
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much - I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much
Satou_Kazuma_ Satou_Kazuma_
23 sep 2020
I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much - I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much
Pink Floyd - Dogs - my dog reacts (cute animals)
someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you - someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you
TwinFalls TwinFalls
21 sep 2020
Pink Floyd - Dogs - my dog reacts (cute animals) someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you - someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
Texans when their guns can't kill the cold
What in
Texans when their guns can't kill the cold What in
Divorce selfie!
I ieee
GodToddHoward GodToddHoward
11 may
Divorce selfie! I ieee