Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully.
But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Blaze Blaze
5 mar
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully. But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Th
we
~ and this
CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Th we ~ and this CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
Cat Tail Language
I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset
Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you
Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you
feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
USPSDog USPSDog
21 sep 2020
Cat Tail Language I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should
have come here!"
ad a"
You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
AgentTex98 AgentTex98
16 dec 2020
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should have come here!" ad a" You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
sad_danthebrownkid sad_danthebrownkid
12 jan 2021
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
Alex "Tropical" Forrest
when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter
Everyone that
judaguy judaguy
25 sep 2020
Alex "Tropical" Forrest when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter Everyone that
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
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My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
Edward_yoyo Edward_yoyo
26 sep 2020
holder My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man: