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    • Sounds like someone ripped off a comedy special to me
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    • At 69 murder becomes legal
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    • Imagine some buff ass 65 year old comes out of nowhere and just absolutely decks you but you cant fight back because you haven't unlocked and fighting skills yet
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    • Level 420: You can now challenge god.
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    • "from the queen" sorry you might want to rephrase that... I don't speak royal subject.
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    • Your dad also ripped off Patton Oswalt
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    • Hmm just sounds like Florida 🤔
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    • If you're 120 you're legally allowed to kill. But you cannot use a weapon for vehicle of any kind. By US law hahahaha
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    • At 120 regicide is legal
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    • Imagine paying for your retirement by selling meth
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    • Can’t wait till i turn 16 and can say the N-word
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    • What’s this about getting a card from the queen at age 100?
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    • When do you get your right to free speech back brits?
      TheKildar 24 apr
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    • Luis CK made a joke about how at 100 years old you should be allowed to kill anyone with your bare hands because If you get taken out by a 100 year old you failed as a human.
      Allzure 24 apr
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    • Y’all say it’s a good idea until something happens to y’all and they get away with it
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    • So in like 7 years the queen can commit treason
      Imaaa 22 apr
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    • Patton Oswalt has an entire bit about this, and it’s waaay funnier. Find it and enjoy
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    • Can’t wait till I’m 120 so I can watch ultra porn
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    • Is your dad Patton Oswalt?
      i_punny_ 22 apr
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    • How old for a license to rape
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    • At 69 rape is legal
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    • At 420 years of age weed becomes legal
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    • At least the rampage of video only feautures are gone
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    • 70 you get to look at memes
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    • I’m upping the drinking age to 50 and lowering the cocaine age to 6
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    • How about we fucking murder you once you’ve proven yourself too old to contribute to society?
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    • At 18 I can get a Driver License Premium
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    • *Starts taking care of myself*
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    • Don't worry about retirment, just sell legal meth.
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    • Sorry, Dude. I’m only a level 24. One more year until I can snort cocaine with you🙁.
      LolaRose 23 apr
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    • I mean honestly its great because by the time you hit that age you'll be mature enough to know better.
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    • So like skill levels
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    • IRL If you make it to 100 you get a letter from the queen. My great grandmother who lived in wales got one. She was in the newspaper and lived to 101
      Sodalite 22 apr
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    • It's like leveling up and unlocking skills/learning new Pokemon moves
      Nahian 22 apr
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    • When you’re so unfunny you have to rip off stand up comedians for likes
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    • If a country begins this policy I WILL be moving
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    • I get to get acknowledged by the Queen if I live up to 100?
      C_Matic 22 apr
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    • Sounds like your dad steals jokes from Patton Oswald
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    • For the love of god stop with the tumblr features, this is iFunny not iTumblr
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    • Ew, queen. That doesn’t sound very free.
      StingRay_ 22 apr
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    • Do people in the UK really get a card from the queen when the turn 100?
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    • When does rape become legal?
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    • See if you’re American you can already commit treason against the queen and is in fact encouraged
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    • Theres a daniel tosh bit where he advocates the same concept but after age 90 murder isn’t illegal. Besides, if a 90 year old can kill you, you werent shit anyways
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    • Honestly if something like this happens I would have more to live for
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    • 70 free n-word pass for life
      Schtubbly 22 apr
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    • Well... that's one way to do it.
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    • This would be a good idea but instead every 21 years so it doesn’t get outta control. At 42 you get to choose any schedule 1 drugs you want to consume at 63 you get to choose one felony that you would like to do except for murder at 84 you get the anything goes pass because by then ur just vegatable
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    • 80 years old and I can finally enjoy a kinder egg
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    • Patton Oswald did this bit pretty funny
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    • You just invented rpg mechanics in real life.
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    • Rape license @ age 69!
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    • No, because the government should not withhold rights from you if you pay taxes. So anything that is legal should be provided to you the moment you have to pay taxes. Which also goes into the belief that taxes shouldn't start until you're 18, because minors are being taxed without representation.
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    • So basically the hire level u are the more stuff gets unlocked
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    • Oh yeah is he a fucking innovator?? Shut the fuck up forever tumblr
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    • Sounds like Patton Oswalt got ripped off
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    • Unlock new perks as you level up
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    • This is a Terrible idea :/
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    • How many young people would haggle poor old people for the benefits tho? Can you imagine seein a group of guys annoying the hell out of an old guy for his meth
      Lemons_ 23 apr
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    • Patton Oswalt came up with this first.
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    • Imagine getting merced by a grampa
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    • At what age is suicide legal?
      Yatoboku 22 apr
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    • Sounds like your dad is Patton Oswald
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    • pvp is enabled at 50
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    • But you can unlock things prematurely using actual gold
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    • I mean then ppl would feel more inclined to take care of their bodies... obesity solved once and for all
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    • This is ripped from Patton Oswald
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    • <meth license> <live to 100> choose one
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    • When do you get to fuck minors?
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    • Old Patton Oswalt joke "you only get 20 birthdays"
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    • Patton Oswalt has an entire joke about this.
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    • At age 90 you get to own a swan in Britain
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    • You really out here ripping paton oswalds shit huh... makes me sad
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    • wait do you really get a card from the queen if you make it to 100
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    • I don't want a bunch of 60 year olds running around and setting everything on fire without repercussions.
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    • If you live in UK you already are treasonous scum
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    • So some old raisin who shits her pants will be able to walk into my house and be like, "nah, this is mine now." And the cops are like, shes got a point 🤷‍♂️
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    • At 70, you get a murder card that’s good for one free murder and you have to turn it in to the police with the name of your victim, they punch your card, you go murder, you return with the location of the victim and they confiscate your card, and on your next birthday you get a new card
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    • when do I get my n word pass
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    • Power Move
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    • What is a this a video game
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    • How old do I have to be to slap Donny T's dummy thicc cheeks
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    • Sounds fair tbh
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    • Always makes me think of when fonsworth (prob spelled wrong) from futurama turned youn and couldn’t look at ultra porn
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    • We need to get this into law, just turned 18 today
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    • Dads, bending societal standards since 400bc
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    • At 420 years old the devils lettuce becomes granted for all !
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    • Not gonna lie, that sounds way more enjoyable
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    • Milestome rewards i like it
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    • Every birthday be like leveling up and getting a new buff
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    • It's like leveling up and gaining skills
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    • When would you be able to kill people
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    • I didnt know Patton Oswald had a son
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    • Is your dad Patton Oswald, because that's one of his bits.
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    • What if it was like skill points you could save up and spend towards unlocking new laws to break
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