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    • Way to go bitch
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    • zonf 25 mar
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    • If it came down to it, they could've just given him O negative....
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    • Just use the universal blood type moron.
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    • Too many people in the comments are taking this too seriously
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    • That’s when you use O
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    • If they... if they dont know.. they.. use O- which is compatable with all types...
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    • O negative....the UNIVERSAL DONOR
      EricPyle 25 mar
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    • They’ll just give you o negative. It’s the universal donor.
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    • Doctors dont care what you say his blood type is in this situation, it takes no time for them to run a test and they will. This was a good joke, I'm just saying this for those who might be worried about not knowing someone blood type.
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    • If doctors can’t find out what blood type you are they’ll use o-
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    • That reminds me of the epi pen joke. "My best friend gave me his epi pen right before he passed it seemed really important to him that I have it."
      aeao 26 mar
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    • You fucking killed someone.
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    • But wouldn’t they give o-?
      aguy4 26 mar
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    • That's funny, but doctors will never ask you your blood type, a lot of people don't know their own or even give the wrong answer believing there something other than they are. Doctors and medics will always test your blood type on site.
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    • Why can’t they use O positive. It can be transfused into anyone
      VaultTech 28 mar
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    • Wtf
      Rl0T 27 mar
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    • The would have just used O- or checked his chart, dumbass
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    • Oh...that's just all kinds of fucked up
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    • red_reign 26 mar
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    • I hope that is a joke
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    • I mean O- exists so...
      RedlineJP 25 mar
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    • My o negative ass about to die
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    • Bruh I scrolled past this, and came back cause I got the joke.
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    • Wouldn’t it have been safe to just give him O blood?
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    • I don’t know my own blood type
      5B_Blazin 26 mar
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    • Just use O? It is the universal donor
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    • IronMaus 26 mar
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    • In those situations they just give O-
      Nivk 26 mar
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    • I cant tell if he's joking or not. I'm really hoping that he is, because if he's not I have officially given up on this man.
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    • They coulda gave him type O blood
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    • B pOsSiTiVe Is HiS bLoOd TyPe YoU iDoT
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    • I really hope that this isn’t real. There is no way anyone can be this stupid right?
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    • How do people not get this joke holy shit.
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    • rightbot 25 mar
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    • His blood type was B positive
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    • If only O- was a thing
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    • O- is the universal donor blood. Anybody can accept that
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    • Anyone can receive O- blood.
      Pilate 25 mar
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    • I watched my dad die of cancer and don’t get me wrong I will enjoy a good dead dad joke but this isn’t even funny.
      kamsayn 25 mar
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    • That's not really funny my man
      Fauxrob 25 mar
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    • You going to tell him cuz I’m not
      SPAZOID21 25 mar
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    • Yeah, they would have just given him o-... In fact, that's what hospitals do on a daily basis for emergency patients who aren't responsive and they can't waste time gathering a sample.
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    • There are really people in this comment section that don’t get that this is a joke
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    • My racist dad just kept saying 'oh neg...'
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    • that was pretty good tbh
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    • Bad joke as o blood type can go into anyone
      Pown 27 mar
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    • That's why they give O-
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    • Don’t all Hospital carry O blood for this reason???? This wouldn’t this technically be a lie
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    • Your dad was trying to say B POSITIVE was his type of blood you IDIOT
      Gatsby 27 mar
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    • Couldn't the doctor have used o negative blood
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    • Not gonna lie they had us in the first half
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    • I ain't got no type, bad blood is the only thing I like
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    • Is it bad I don't know my blood type
      mcs3 26 mar
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    • He was telling you his blood type idiot 😂😂🤣🤣 some people can be so stupid some times
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    • Just get fucking o negative and he be aight
      bubbadups 26 mar
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    • Then they would've just used O- stupid joke
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    • Hey *sips drink* just blow in from stupid town?
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    • Why do so many people believe this story when it is ovoid written as a joke, but when people talk about anything mildly interesting that happened to them, the comment section goes crazy with x to doubt
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    • This nigga..
      mrjay8k7 26 mar
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    • O - is a universal donor blood type that’s used for emergencies like that...
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    • I really hope this is a dark joke
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    • What happens if they put the wrong blood type in you
      ODogX 25 mar
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    • F
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    • Hilarious and original
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    • Well it takes like 10 seconds to test your blood type
      PuppyPage 25 mar
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    • DurpPurp 25 mar
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    • They would just give him O-
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    • In that situation couldn’t you just give them o blood if you have it
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    • Can’t u just give him o-?
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    • O-?
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    • I give up if it's real
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    • He pasta way
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    • But they could have given him o negative
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    • Ultimate dad joke
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    • I hope that was a joke
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    • Dam it must of been hard unfortunately there was nO negative feelings about that would of made it worse
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    • This shits retarded o- is universal
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    • Had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • First off they wouldve just gave him O neg since its universal and no ones that dumb
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    • THIS MAN SHOULD BE GIVIN BLOOD OF A KID WITH CANCER
      Krackle96 26 mar
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    • Pfft. O negative master race
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    • Omfg just give him o+ or whatever universal donor
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    • and they didnt have any O- blood in a hospital?
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    • They can't remember his blood type, but I can remember the 27 other times I've read this story.
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    • O that’s was so NEGative
      kiln4u 26 mar
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