My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
AdviceTaco AdviceTaco
26 apr
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
Expectation vs
Realit
meaty_memenationzn meaty_memenationzn
6 nov 2020
Expectation vs Realit
Look at things from her perspective
You may like what you see!
Look at things from her perspective You may like what you see!
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Frogs: exist
Biology teachers:
i have no problem murdering several of you
CommanderThorn_ CommanderThorn_
19 nov 2020
Frogs: exist Biology teachers: i have no problem murdering several of you
SpongeCake SpongeCake
24 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
High five, lol jk
Europeans: America has too many guns
meanwhile in Russia
RichHomieQuann RichHomieQuann
13 oct 2020
Europeans: America has too many guns meanwhile in Russia
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
you
promise
isabella steger @ @st.. Sep.
yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
&y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep.
BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I
won't Cry...
fed
thestandnews
bangin bangin
22 sep 2020
you promise isabella steger @ @st.. Sep. yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us. &y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep. BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I won't Cry... fed thestandnews
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
AFloridian AFloridian
22 sep 2020
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
Sheo_Bateman Sheo_Bateman
12 may
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
@PoisonPillar
Easy. That's fajita
Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine-
Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy?
Show this thread
Death_Row Death_Row
25 sep 2020
@PoisonPillar Easy. That's fajita Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine- Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy? Show this thread
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
ally begg tr Follow
True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
levelDad levelDad
16 mar
ally begg tr Follow True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &