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    • Homies getting laid tonight
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    • Dudes gonna fuck your mom
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    • Damn my dude got drip
      Oshawatt 10 jul
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    • The chad dad
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    • Save some pussy for the rest of us god damn
      ReadABook 10 jul
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    • This dude fucks
      Wooderson 10 jul
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    • I’m going to Sears, y’all want anything?
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    • I bet he’s got a cell phone holster strapped to his pants for optimal access
      DrZwicky 10 jul
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    • Big dick energy
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    • Damn. How’s he gonna handle all of that swag?
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    • Drip don’t stop 🥶
      spudnik_ 10 jul
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    • The socks and sandals stay ON during sears
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    • Taking your mother to Sears ;)
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    • Any mall with a sears is just ghetto as fuck
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    • Dr_Durag 10 jul
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    • There's a Sears still open??
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    • Your dads gonna fuck in that sears
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    • Drenched in clout
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    • Her pussy is so fucked
      Cooliokat 12 jul
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    • Where he going? The grill section and I’m going with him
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    • Sears? Didn’t Sears go bankrupt?
      Javert 10 jul
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    • He probably smokes exotic
      TheRoNa 12 jul
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    • Why is he so with the shits
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    • Rip my Sears like 10 mins away from me permanently closes next month.
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    • Sears went bankrupt
      CruZo 10 jul
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    • I wanna go to sears
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    • Why do dads like Sears so much? Every time I go in one I feel like I’m in the fucking backrooms
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    • Didn’t sears go out of business or something?
      Avalre 12 jul
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    • Can your dad take me to sears?
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    • Am I the only one whose dad is cool and wears normal clothes and not over the age of 50
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    • Sick 🔥🔥
      Cr1tikal 10 jul
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    • Hanji 10 jul
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    • Im a ginger, but that's the whitest shit I've ever seen
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    • He’s lying Sears is bankrupt
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    • Where you gonna find a Sears in 2020?
      __Monika 13 jul
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    • Socks and sandals means more cock than you can handle
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    • If you haven't smashed in a sears you aint doing it right
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    • I bet she wears his cum on her face
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    • This app is run by white boys
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    • I miss sears
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    • She might just handle the neutron style
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    • Where are my soxnsandals I wanna kick rocks but I can't now, have you seen my soxnsandals i wanna bust moves but without em I can not handle
      Stowner 13 jul
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    • Isn’t sears bankrupt?
      Erin20 13 jul
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    • Damn dude, sears isn't anymore... i miss that store
      Goallie16 12 jul
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    • *sees how many likes this has at time of viewing* me: nice
      Taldaram 12 jul
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    • I love people who are able to just embrace when their middle age hits
      Clinton 12 jul
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    • Fuck sears.... i hated working there.. they never really treated us right
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    • Nudables 12 jul
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    • Why did this borderline sound disrespectful
      Akiumi 12 jul
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    • That motherfucker
      Squishboi 12 jul
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    • Bro anyone else out here grew up with a hardass for a dad who whooped your ass and made you tough?
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    • Sears dont exist any more, how long ago was this?
      therak 12 jul
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    • Too white
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    • BURN he's slepyed with your mom dude!
      jaeare 12 jul
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    • He has never known the word virgin
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    • I get so melancholy when I see parents doing parent things. Reminds me that I only have so much longer with mine
      TierWhore 12 jul
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    • Sears is out of business :(
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    • The moms gonna have to wait in line from all the bitches waiting to get clapped from Mr. Swagman
      YoungBean 12 jul
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    • Sears doesn’t exist anymore
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    • Those sandals fire tho
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    • I'm actually wearing those sandals right now only their brown and I'm not wearing socks.
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    • I wish this was my dad
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    • i wish i had sandals like those
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    • Those some Batman sandals
      19ko3 11 jul
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    • Is this my dad?
      JinjoLove 11 jul
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    • Americans are so tasteless.
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    • "There's more Pussy for your life at Sears"
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    • I had your mother, she wasn’t that great!
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    • So that's why Sears shut down
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    • Shit. Fuck. His balls are shaking the earth
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    • Gets stabbed
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    • Lookin goooood
      KCFrog 11 jul
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    • Bruh every dad has those sandals, yet nobody knows the brand name.
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    • Dad level over 9000
      BigCap141 11 jul
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    • Bitches love sears
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    • I feel like dads do shit like that on purpose just to fuck with the general public. Some dads used to be cool as fuck when they were kids..
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    • Unpopular opinion: I see no problem with socks and sandals. I'd wear it that way if I could use sandals again lol.
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    • If God didnt want men to wear socks and sandals, then why did he make them maximum comfort
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    • “Taking your mother to Sears” has untold amounts of sheer power
      joshuke 11 jul
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    • Old ass meme, Sears has been closed since 2018
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    • The Sears in my town had really good tools and equipment, maybe because it was in a mall. I wish it didn’t close down, I always liked looking at tractors and mowers
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    • Sears are insane now. They are set up like yard sales. Random shit scattered around the store. Boxes filled with assorted junk. It's amazing any of them are still open.
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    • Hey guys you wanna see a shit post?
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    • Hey guys, remember sears?
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    • Didn't Sears go Bankrupt
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    • Bro remember no matter how lame you think your blood related dad is, he still banged your mom
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    • I wonder what it’s like to call your wife “your mother” while talking to your son/daughter
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    • Save some pussy for the rest of us
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    • This is cute
      pjules3 11 jul
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    • i miss sears ):
      Tomated 11 jul
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