My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
if i ever sme you
on my owner again will fuck
yes.
this
dog
Reallybro_ Reallybro_
30 sep 2020
if i ever sme you on my owner again will fuck yes. this dog
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
atticuslodius atticuslodius
10 oct 2020
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
27 may
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
SELECT ITEM TO EQUIP
(Gender Require d:
Female
BALLISTIC MESH JACKET (EQUIPPED, Useable By:
Handmaiden
Mira
Meetra Surik
Back
Skills: Persuade +2
This dancer's outfit leaves little to the imagination.
I shouldn't, it is not the Jedi way
Akial Akial
26 sep 2020
SELECT ITEM TO EQUIP (Gender Require d: Female BALLISTIC MESH JACKET (EQUIPPED, Useable By: Handmaiden Mira Meetra Surik Back Skills: Persuade +2 This dancer's outfit leaves little to the imagination. I shouldn't, it is not the Jedi way
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH,
WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
22 sep 2020
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH, WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If
Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe
Katy should learn to tame her gag re
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe Katy should learn to tame her gag re
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush
kyliejenner
kyliejenner throwback
kendalljenner aren't we fighting?
125,077 likes Reply kyliejenner @kendalljenner yes but my titties are sitting nice in this pic
113.130 likes Reply
sad_asian_9160 sad_asian_9160
20 nov 2020
kyliejenner kyliejenner throwback kendalljenner aren't we fighting? 125,077 likes Reply kyliejenner @kendalljenner yes but my titties are sitting nice in this pic 113.130 likes Reply
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully.
But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Blaze Blaze
5 mar
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully. But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow
When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
elwaydante
10 oct 2020
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
No, my fridge isn't
running. It's chained up.
No, my fridge isn't running. It's chained up.
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
When somebody changes the plans
Looks like there's been a change of plans
When somebody changes the plans Looks like there's been a change of plans
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
RickyTeal RickyTeal
27 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY
WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
rockerdude07 rockerdude07
22 sep 2020
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
eat Grass
Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass.
Klonerater
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast.
Adrigogo
Reply
His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
eat Grass Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass. Klonerater Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast. Adrigogo Reply His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_ THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_
26 sep 2020
Nobody: Small dogs when they see a big dog that could easily kill them:
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
God: So there's just one rul- Eve: