"My crush just told me over text that it was
"unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this
nade vith irumy tears
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
24 nov 2020
"My crush just told me over text that it was "unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this nade vith irumy tears
BOB HOW LONG HAS THAT ELDERLY ZOMBIE BEEN GUMMING YOUR HEAD?
O} ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW.
cHUCK INeWERSEN,
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BOB HOW LONG HAS THAT ELDERLY ZOMBIE BEEN GUMMING YOUR HEAD? O} ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW. cHUCK INeWERSEN,
When you are the reason for the company safety video
@prowuitder_memes
lsssssss7_2014 lsssssss7_2014
23 dec 2020
When you are the reason for the company safety video @prowuitder_memes
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
kae
@lmLegalDope_
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
23 dec 2020
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? kae @lmLegalDope_ so 10Ms to live how i live currently
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!"
Mongols:
ACTUALLY
Lonethefox Lonethefox
27 jan 2021
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!" Mongols: ACTUALLY
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.....
Lieutenant Les Burney
Sun Prairie Fire
PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
AnimeandNightcore AnimeandNightcore
5 nov 2020
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh..... Lieutenant Les Burney Sun Prairie Fire PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
WAVE 3 News
"You have 1 min to give the money do not be wrong are die," the woman, named Iconic Facce, reportedly wrote in a note before handing it to the bank teller.
Woman pleads guilty to bank robbery in
Mississippi
JBWildcats JBWildcats
11 may
WAVE 3 News "You have 1 min to give the money do not be wrong are die," the woman, named Iconic Facce, reportedly wrote in a note before handing it to the bank teller. Woman pleads guilty to bank robbery in Mississippi
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if
I was coming back but is
to see my dog super glad I am home now
PyroKen PyroKen
26 sep 2020
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if I was coming back but is to see my dog super glad I am home now
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message:
"This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
JAVCT JAVCT
30 sep 2020
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message: "This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
You laugh at pictures of dogs with words written above and below
Not even dogs
One dog
The same fucking dog
From how many years ago
hehe
dog funny
ChrisSale ChrisSale
23 sep 2020
You laugh at pictures of dogs with words written above and below Not even dogs One dog The same fucking dog From how many years ago hehe dog funny
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies
ia
'Cause every thing
Is gonna be all right
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies ia 'Cause every thing Is gonna be all right
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
pisspot35 pisspot35
2 jun
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat