• My coworkers watching me
violate the fuck out of OSHA
regulations to get the job
done in half the time
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    • I climb the freezer shelves to organize stuff faster
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    • Facts.
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    • Efficiency is #1 priority. Not safety
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    • I remember I had a heat stroke at work once cause my co worker left early and I had to close by myself (I work outside) so I got in trouble for putting myself in danger and then I decided I'm not gonna have another heat stroke and left before sweeping the parking lot and got in trouble
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    • I used to work at a soft drink factory and to save time on going to the bathroom I’d just go in some of the bottles
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    • Come with me, and we’ll be, in a world of osha violations
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    • OSHA stands for: Oh Shit Head Ass
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    • Shelf = ladder
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    • I used to work for Lowe’s and would push mowers and industrial fans down the tallest ladders just to scare my supervisors
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    • It sounds like OSHA was first created because of idiots not having comments sense.
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    • Until you pull the shelf back that you were climbing it crushes the fuck out of you left arm knocks over all the boxes and ruins my day. Fuck you taylor. I hope your arm falls off
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    • Whatever the fuck that thing is in the back can fuckin get it.
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    • If you're paid by the hour, follow osha rules to a T. If you're paid by the job, do whatever you want.
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    • Pallet on a forklift to raise us up seriously cuts like 2 hours off a job
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    • I work for Kroger and I ride this automatic riding floor scrubber all the time and I use it like a go ksrt barelling down the aisles and crashing into shit. Never got trained on how to use it and nobody questions me ever.
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    • If I’ve learned one thing in my time working at a grocery store. OSHA is just a suggestion..
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    • Fuck OSHA, coming straight from the underground
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    • I used to work in a warehouse that stored mostly 250-300lb drums of material and if I was in a hurry, I'd shuffle a drum to the edge of a double stacked pallet, and while supporting the top rim, let the bottom slide out towards me and smack down onto the ground.
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    • Only way to work
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    • I used nails instead of screws in my door hinges. Does that violate osha violations?
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    • Osha violations...
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    • My aviation safety professor taught us that this is called production versus protection. What’s the safest way to operate an airline? Keep every plane on the ground with nobody near or aboard. Is that a viable way to run a business? Obviously not, so there has to be compromises somewhere
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    • Shit dude when I was in the military I made a mistake and left my ID in a fuel tank for a plane. When I realized where it was I hauled ass out there opened up the tank in record time full body entered without a wingman or a respirator grabbed my shit and got out
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    • Ya but when your manager sees it your ass is history
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    • Speed run strats
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    • that girl behind the boom and camera guy can fucking get it
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    • I did it boys! I DID IT! FINALLY, over a long period of time from what was once 1k+ features, this is finally the last one. I am finally caught up!!! I'm back to normal. It's been so long!!!!
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    • Yo actually what is osha? Sorry for being a tard
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    • Using your brain and reason > following some dumb ass set of regulations and rules only there because some dumbass fucked up and sued someone or some other dumbass complained
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    • No seatbelt on the forklift bc I wanna die
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    • Sauce
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    • That's just the way she goes sometimes. Some ones gotta step up and get shit done.
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    • Why, do you refuse to wake up?
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    • My brother and I at our part time jobs like this
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    • Efficiency
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    • thinkin bout goin bacc to the union bt i dnt wanna go bacc to school
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    • Yeah yeah yeah but how do I change the color of my fire
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    • Bro I don’t even know this movie and can tell it’s a banger
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    • Ehh Those are just suggestions though
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    • Yep, then I fell 35ft onto the concrete and crushed my heels and fucked up my ankles. Just do it the right way boys, being in a wheelchair or dead is much worse than taking the time to do it right
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    • OSHA: the reason that highway downtown has been under construction for the past 15 years
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    • I did some concrete work with my uncle for a couple of weeks and let’s just say, me walking to the work site was an osha violation waiting to happen
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    • I'm 17 and was putting plywood ( the wrong fucking kind 1/4" OSB ) on a 40 foot tall roof with no fall protection for 15 bucks an hour. But I got a 5 dollar raise :D
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    • As someone who does residential HVAC in florida, osha can suck one
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    • Fuck OSHA all the homies hate OSHA
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    • Does no one thinks that working more = more time being pass by?
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    • Meme: Approved!
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    • Working yourself out of a job
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    • Would you do this?
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    • Each of those people were sucked off by me
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    • This has nothing to do with the meme I just need to talk for some reason. So last year I had a fight that ended my friendship with some people and it’s been tearing me apart for nights and I can’t get to sleep because of it so I reread all of our discord messages because I’m an insane weirdo and...
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    • If I have learned anything from breathing in shit tons of concrete dust it is...fuck osha
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    • Wrapping a chain around pipe is better than a choker
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    • I work a construction job to pay for my engineering degree and all the 35 year old dudes are amazed every time I come up with a solution that cuts our work down by half. It’s always fun when you get to piss off the OSHA boot licker while you’re at it.
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    • Welcome to The world of sketchy field welds
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    • That’s how your workplace gets fined by OSHA
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    • I live in a small town and safety osha rule are non existent here. I work for the city and We drive lawn mowers down the highway to get places. We also pick up peoples brush in the morning and we will stack it really high and sticking out 5 or 6 feet out of all the sides
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    • Accurate 🤣
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    • *Sues the company when they fuck up.*
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    • So relatable 😂😂
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    • If it works, it isn't against regulations
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    • Yeah buddy
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    • Osha when they write you a fine
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    • At my job, OSHA Regs are just artwork on the walls.
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    • My boss once told me I'm the reason osha exists
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    • What is that cartoon it’s so familiar
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    • My manager* they let me scale 10-15 ft tall stacks of uneven boxes whenever I need to search for a specific one, or grab something off the top, it’s great, also on truck days If I’m inside emptying the truck my manager has no problem with me climbing the boxes to see where the end is
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    • Hey look! No one is screeching about it being "furry trash" and actually enjoying the meme!
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    • I'm not saying I would but I'd pipe that bitch on the left in red
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    • And when you get injured don't expect your employer to pay for it
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    • *on time
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    • In all seriousness: OSHA regulations exist for workers rights and safety. If you feel your rights or workplace safety are being infringed, go to ww[w.osha.gov for more information and assistance. You can remain anonymous.
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    • And then when you fuck yourself up you sue the company
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    • I would personally never put myself in harm's way to make my boss more money but that's just me
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    • This is why people like me gotta come in and fix y’all shitheads mess
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    • Just like laws OSHA regulations were made to be broken
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    • I violate the lifting policy every day, osha saying you need help for more than 50lbs is a joke
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    • Let me do my dumb shit, I won’t sue if it’s my own fault. Meanwhile if I slip on ice on the intended path and don’t receive shit while I take time to recover from a pulled leg I will run all of you into the ground
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    • OSIHT
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    • If you work for someone else then absolutely take as much time you need to feel safe. Fuck them if they tell you to do otherwise as they could care less if you get hurt. If you are doing something for yourself then by all means be a dumbass.
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    • The unspoken rule to be fast enough to keep a job you have to be unsafe and cut corners. But then they can use that to deny benefits if you get hurt. I've seen this first hand happen to coworkers
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    • If no one knows it’s ok
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    • That kangaroo makes me hard
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    • Who is that bad bitch in the red crop top?
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    • I try to be as safe as possible on the job but there's a good amount of times it would take me about 5 times less time to do something slightly risky than to harness up and tie off
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    • If youre a welder youre gonna want to follow osha regs if youre a carpenter or especially a landscaper it doesnt matter as much
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