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    • Well I can confirm, there are about 20 people in North Dakota.
      titanIock 17 aug
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    • And then I clapped, because it's a good story and the teller deserves praise regardless of whether or not it's true
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    • Mount rushmoore is in South Dakota. Everyone knows what mount rushmoore is, but nobody has any clue where it's at. That's how irrelevant North and South Dakota are
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    • This is fake we all know north Dakota isn't real
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    • Either this is fake, or he did something so extreme that you can't possibly forget about it. Like throwing a flaming cocktail at the bartender while snorting cocaine off a waitresses tits and as a result setting the place on fire.
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    • This is an O.G. Ifunny post, gets featured every few years or so, i always like seeing it cause i live in ND, and i know a guy named Dennis , but known as Popeye around town cause he has a fucked up eye. Hes really loud and annoying, racist but funny drunk and I'm 95% that this story is about him.
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    • We all remember Dennis... we can’t forget Dennis... never forgive, never forget that fateful day in 1973...
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    • As someone who is from North Dakota, I can confirm this probably happened
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    • Morusek 17 aug
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    • Fucken Dennis.
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    • Dennis is like Frank Gallagher
      globiexd 17 aug
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    • I live in North Dakota and I can confirm this does happen. A lot actually.
      ItsADer 17 aug
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    • What did he do though?
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    • North Dakota is the binge drinking state of America because there’s nothing else to do here
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    • Nothing quenches your thirst more than when you wake up in the middle of the night and chug 5 Dixie cups of sink water
      realcrow 17 aug
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    • content not available more
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    • This is actually true. Oldie but a goldie
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    • Its true, I was the beer
      HairyYogurt a month
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    • My friend took a trip to Minnesota for a week, when he got back to Georgia we went to subway and they told us he was banned for stealing chocolate milk 3 days before (despite having proof that he was not within 800 miles of the store) cx
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    • I got banned from a place in south dakota, next day i went there and no one noticed
      EvilEmoji 19 aug
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    • That didnt happen, North Dakota doesn't exist
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    • I wonder what they did...
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    • What's North Dakota?
      T3K_Memes 17 aug
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    • I once got kicked out of a bar called the jack of diamonds in Palmdale ca. And it burnt down the next day .
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    • (X) Jump
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    • Now I wanna know what the fuck Dennis did lol.
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    • I can't believe this guy remembered him after 30 YEARS and I can't even remember what I came in the room for 🙄😂
      Megdameme 17 aug
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    • The last time I read this it was someone's Grandpa going home to visit somewhere in Europe
      Legba 17 aug
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    • IFARTEDLOUD a month
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    • When Dennis is the only black guy in the state...
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    • Dennis the bar menace
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    • This is literally stolen from the Irish pub story
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    • I want to know what he did that made him so memorable.
      usmcqak 17 aug
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    • The north remembers...
      Potzy375 17 aug
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    • I live in North Dakota. It’s quite nice and probably the home for lots of Flat Earthers
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    • My name is Dennis and I like apple sauce
      Hemp0 17 aug
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    • I just wanna know what the fuck Dennis did to get banned in the first place.
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    • Just 1 experience with an American from N. Dakota. I drove 400km, from Canada, to buy a Honda del sol. It was not as advertised, a trailer trash scam. Old pics, fucked bumper, coolant problem, seriously fucked wiring with a hot fan wired to the battery. Alarmed at the obvious drunk driving problems.
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    • North Dakota people, come out
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    • So there’s a Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy. All three walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says “get the fuck outta here”.
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    • The worst part of my roadtrip was driving through North Dakota
      mango2016 17 aug
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    • My dads side of the family is from North Dakota and he has some insane stories, I’ll post some as replies
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    • bleghhhh 17 aug
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    • Anybody ever wipe there ass and their finger goes through the toilet paper? Cause I just fingered my butthole
      MM330 17 aug
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    • I got banned from a bar I never stepped foot in once. I wasn't even of drinking age at the time either
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    • My uncle got banned from a skating ring when he was young, 20+ years later he came back for his daughter birthday and the owner recognized him. She almost kicked him out again but he explained he wasnt there to skate just to be there for his daughter
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    • Am i tripping or why is there a repeat of old features?
      FatalBait 21 aug
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    • Dennis Mitchell?
      bballman7 20 aug
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    • Wtf is a “North Dakota”? Sounds made up...
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    • I’ve got tequila banned from a bar for a while..... we raised so much hell that nite that the next time we came back they had a “NO TEQUILA ALLOWED “ sign on the door
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    • He was prob black and it was a whites only bar
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    • Face Recognition
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    • Everybody cheered, Obama was there
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    • I’ve heard this story before from other sources. People need to start being more original
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    • This was featured so long ago.
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    • I live in North Dakota and there was a Denise banned from the bar next door
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    • I read that as North Korea and I was confused why there was a Dennis in korea
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    • Fake as fuck.... unless he burned the fucking bar down and they rebuilt, bar staff cycles out fully around 5-10 years, and business owners tend to forgive shit for interest in the almighty dollar
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    • Dennis did get off the plane in North Dakota and didn’t finish the Boggs challenge
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    • Nd gang
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    • Poor Dennis
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    • He probably took the router when he left
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    • My high school teacher actually got kicked out of North Dakota. He told us the story so if you google his name next to Fargo, North Dakota it tells you about his speech and why is banned
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    • As someone from NoDak I could believe this
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    • We all know North Dakota is a government cover up tf smh
      lozenge 17 aug
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    • Post one thing about North Dakota and suddenly everyone in the comments is from there
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    • Facts. I'm banned from The Red Roof in for life cause of a party on 1995. I tried going back 2 years ago. My name was still on file. DENIED! 💯💯
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    • Dam Dennis always being a menace
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    • I'm just saying you step into North Dakota and pull something everyone's gonna remember your face
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    • Being a resident in North Dakota I cannot confirm the authenticity of this story due to no one ever staying at the same job for more than 10 years
      Aurochs 17 aug
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    • Wtf did he do to get remembered and banned 30 years ago???
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    • South Dakota is the superior dakota
      Thoromyr 17 aug
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    • And then Obama high fived Dennis
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    • Petition for him to go back there in 2023
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    • I live in Fargo ND and I confirm it’s boring as FUCK
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    • Dennis is the most alcoholic name I know.
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