my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more
than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times,
gently chilling in your orbit.
he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it's a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not
making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes
downstairs to use his box and when he comes out,
he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke.
husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried
like, "Barold, what's wrong?"
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto
husband's feet, purring high-powered lawnmower
style. the realization hit us both at the same time...
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn't see or hear us for ten continuous
seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately
I was just focusing on the fact that you named your
cat Barold for the entirety of that nost