• my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more
than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times,
gently chilling in your orbit.
he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it's a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not
making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes
downstairs to use his box and when he comes out,
he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke.
husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried
like, "Barold, what's wrong?"
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto
husband's feet, purring high-powered lawnmower
style. the realization hit us both at the same time...
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn't see or hear us for ten continuous
seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately
I
e) my-pansexualmess
I was just focusing on the fact that you named your
cat Barold for the entirety of that nost
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    • 1 like=1 pushup. Let's go ( I'm at 24, but someone else deleted my comment on another post). Help me get strong!
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    • When I read “oozes” I thought the cat had the runs and shit liquid shit on the husbands feet
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    • My cat does the same thing. If he doesn’t see us for more than 5 minutes, he grabs his favorite toy (or a sock) and screams/howls as if he was being murdered.
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    • This is my cat. She lounges. Her name is Miss.
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    • So my cat is fat, and we named him Winston, that’s normally what we call him, however we also make fun of him for being fat a lot, and today I tried to get his attention by calling his name and we didn’t respond, and then yelled the word fat at him and he look my way everytime
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    • My cat is a solitary man, but when he wants attention oh boy will he get it. I love the little bastard, hes been with for about 12 years but still acts like a kitten.
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    • It’s long for Barry
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    • 1like = 1 pushup
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    • Thought I'd share my kitty! He's incredibly needy as well ^~^
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    • I'm just going to leave this here...
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    • My dogs name is barley and I call him barles every now and then
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    • Barold has some serious separation anxiety
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    • my cat used to follow me around all the time, orange tabby named Gizmo. he was my bathroom buddy and my foot warmer. about two years sgo i attempted suicide and had to go to both the hospital and mental hospital for two weeks. for those two weeks he spent every day looking for me and every night
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    • ‘ Itty bitty kitty boy ‘ ima use that from now on
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    • I wish you can still type the b blood type emoji so I can say B A R O L D
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    • My cat will do that, if she doesn’t see me in my room for anything longer than 30 minutes she will sit in the doorway to my room and scream till I go to her or yell to let her know I’m still around
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    • Well this is what my cat does
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    • They do that cause if their natural instinct. Remember they're predators...that meow is a really a roar
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    • Bruh imagine reading for fun
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    • My cat will run and scream and chase nothing and then look at me like I did something wrong
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    • I thought the cat was shitting on his feet.
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    • Barold is an S tier villager, idc what you say
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    • What happens when you both leave the house?
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    • Anyone else have animal crossing zip through the mind?
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    • I have a cat named "The Rat" cause she was a nasty looking kitten
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    • Fuck Barold
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    • Obviously the only reason she told this dumbass story was to share the fact that she’s quirky and different because she gave her cat a dumbass name
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    • To long, in the words of Saitama, “SHORTEN THIS STORY TO 20 WORDS OR LESS!”
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    • How do we know that the food we eat from Chinese restaurants isn't just back alley cat?
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    • You really expect me to read all that shit be you?
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    • Ok
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    • He Barold up the stairs
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    • My cat Salem is the fucking same. I’m pretty sure he has separation anxiety
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    • Here is my cat Burnie. We saved him from a bonfire after his mother left him
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    • My sisters cat goes crazy when she’s not home. She jumps on the screen doors and does not shut up
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    • Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Barold
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    • Any animal post ever that mentions their pets name; people will say YoUr peTs NaMe iS (insert pet name here)? Haha. So funny. Punchline = Pets name
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    • My cat sometimes forgets people are home and cries until you call him upstairs
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    • Ive finally done it after 15 years I've cleared my features without marking all as read
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    • That poor little kitty
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    • I like to read a lot of sci-fi novels and just generally books with people names that I can't pronounce so I've gotten to the habbit of only reading the first two letters of characters names lol
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    • "I was just focusing on the fact you named your cat "Barold" ..... "Yeah, it's long for Barry."
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    • When you said oozes, I thought you meant he excreted some liquidated fecal matter...
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    • Die f.ags
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    • My cat is on my chest kneeding my pectorals. She’s a calico named Bella who refuses to eat her wormer but she’s just so darn thin right now I may need to force feed her again
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    • My cat Orion just really likes sitting in random things
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    • Here’s my cat
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    • My cat Coal is the same way. At night he howls until he finds someone to cuddle with
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    • Barold wants you to know that skai jackson aka zuri from jessie, is 18 and recently doxxed a minor for an edgy joke (guacamole nibba penis) and it was even the wrong kid, spread the news
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    • This trend of people posting their own cats every time a cat is featured is a good one. It should stay like this.
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    • This is my cat star. She’s fuckin weird
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    • My buddy barry was called barold
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    • I want a cat
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    • This is why cats are amazing
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    • Nice crop
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    • Just like Barold Leroy Housington of the Marching Illini
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    • His name is Ari. Short for Arimith.
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    • The fuck Ifunny. If I want to use the got damn B emoji to write Barold I should be allowed to.
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    • My cat ran away. I don’t know why. I loved her with all my heart I miss her so much, I’m all alone now. I see no point in going on without her :/
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    • If my cat comes out of the basement and if he cant see or hear anyone immediately, he starts yowling just like barold. My usual response is "eli you stupidhead I'm still in here" from my living room and he always comes to sit with me afterwards
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    • I dont mind if people love their animals. I have no problem with it as I loved the animals I had when living with my parents. But, you people worship animals to an obnoxious degree.
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    • my cat cries when she doesn’t know we’re home. And when I’m home from work for 5 seconds she wants to be there. I love that cat
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    • My little kitty cat likes to sleep in my bed. But she doesnt do it like a normal cat. When I lay down for bed, she comes and sits on my pillow until I lift up the blankets so she can climb in and sleep under them with me.
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    • This is my dog! Literally my dog. She's deaf so she can't tell where we are so she's always with us. Sometimes she sleeps in my room and she gets up in the middle of the night and Walsh up to my and looks at my head to make sure I'm still there. She also freaks out if she can't see us
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    • Dude I have a cat like this too bad he can't really yowl anymore
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    • My cat does that, he's super needy but acts like he isnt. Until we leave or go quiet, and he starts crying
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    • This is my cat Kissa. She's a bit of a derp, but she's our derp.
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    • i imagined the setting as a cliche 1978 scene
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    • Cats don’t cry like humans, if your cats eyes are tearing up it has an eye infection
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    • My cat is the same way. I have a small apartment. 5 rooms including the kitchen living room and bathroom. And this can would be chilling in a different room and start mowing out loudly. We would call his name and he'd prance into the room we are in.
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    • My fickle,attention whore Kitty gets upset when we don’t seek him out to play with him. Like he holds a grudge if we had to leave him alone most of the day, we have to get him and beg him to play otherwise he hisses and whines and eats on the opposite side of his bowl to have his back at us
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