My cat in the other room destroying everything I
own)
Me Just trying to sleep at
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
20 sep 2020
My cat in the other room destroying everything I own) Me Just trying to sleep at
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
cheemsthememethief cheemsthememethief
28 nov 2020
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
TheBlueline TheBlueline
23 sep 2020
ef TikTok Console Virgin
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Leaps Leaps
27 sep 2020
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
EmKay_KayDee EmKay_KayDee
22 jan 2021
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
fa. shittymoviedetails
In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
fa. shittymoviedetails In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance
if
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance if
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
Sheo_Bateman Sheo_Bateman
12 may
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
4 oct 2020
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays.
lilyawhoknew: lumos5000:
-fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every.
"But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible"
BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 aug 2020
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays. lilyawhoknew: lumos5000: -fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every. "But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible" BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
When Your Girl Sneaks
Into Your Phone And
Realizes You're More Likely
To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns
Than Cheat On Her
LC
EarsMcGee EarsMcGee
18 sep 2020
When Your Girl Sneaks Into Your Phone And Realizes You're More Likely To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns Than Cheat On Her LC
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
causewerefemales4 causewerefemales4
17 dec 2020
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
My dog when I call him
My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius
Ze_loler Ze_loler
22 sep 2020
My dog when I call him My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius