My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry
*He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field
"Fuckin cat thinks I'm a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"
Can't. stop. laughing.