My car was making strange noises
bs
SS
And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
26 mar
My car was making strange noises bs SS And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
Welcome to the danger zone
Se
Wlnataco Wlnataco
24 nov 2020
Welcome to the danger zone Se
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
Me in middle school wearing a hoodie in 95 degree weather
Me in middle school wearing a hoodie in 95 degree weather
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out
To Be Seagull Dyed Blue
An exotic-looking orange jut to be a
seagull covered In curry
Worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out To Be Seagull Dyed Blue An exotic-looking orange jut to be a seagull covered In curry Worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
ThatWeirdoGina ThatWeirdoGina
10 jun
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
riacker:! Know your address
Me who's known it since I was 4:
aR
Don't ever use the word
"smart" with me
kittle kittle
17 nov 2020
riacker:! Know your address Me who's known it since I was 4: aR Don't ever use the word "smart" with me
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough.
Einstein
urgenthumor urgenthumor
3 feb
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough. Einstein
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3!
The fourth homie:
I walk a lonely road
JoseJalapeno JoseJalapeno
5 nov 2020
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3! The fourth homie: I walk a lonely road
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
Buckingham Palace Confirms
Prince Phillip Released From Morgue
In Good Health This Morning
macksowack macksowack
17 mar
Buckingham Palace Confirms Prince Phillip Released From Morgue In Good Health This Morning