my butt
that first sip of coffee
noonhansa noonhansa
20 nov 2020
my butt that first sip of coffee
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
DaPlatypusRider DaPlatypusRider
19 nov 2020
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
ENTERTAINMER
Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time
19 oct 2020
ENTERTAINMER Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
25 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people
@lordpetty.
BoyGenius BoyGenius
1 dec 2020
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people @lordpetty.
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
ItsOcala ItsOcala
20 apr
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Reaching the end of collective :
Look into my eyes, Lawrence.
And you will see that I am quite dead.
comedywizard comedywizard
12 jan 2021
Reaching the end of collective : Look into my eyes, Lawrence. And you will see that I am quite dead.
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
iCapt iCapt
16 oct 2020
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
The would be the,
they would
Motherilekers.ps
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
13 mar
The would be the, they would Motherilekers.ps
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
those_cause those_cause
19 may
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
socialmediapariah socialmediapariah
22 mar
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
When she likes watching you eat her
wifey87 wifey87
6 apr
When she likes watching you eat her