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    • Mtg_EDH 25 oct
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    • Pre nut might vs post nut clarity
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    • Imagine wrestling a guy and he's just got a raging hard on the whole time
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    • You mean to tell me the man just sat there like
      BT7274_ 25 oct
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    • I did this for 9 years before matches for MMA. In hindsight that probably wasn't good to condition my head with so young, cuz now being in a fight gives me a full blown hard on every time without fail
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    • JonTron 25 oct
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    • Thats just factually true, lol.
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    • Noooo...they gave up cause they did not want to wrestle a guy with a raging semi.
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    • And you guys wonder why the middle east is so violent
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    • Okay I would do this because I wrestle, but man I not gonna go out the with a fucking boner in my singlet fuckin poking the guy...
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    • His opponent feeling his hard junk during the match: 👁👄👁
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    • Of course he wins, everyone runs from his raging boner. It’s not wrestling, they trying not to get clapped by this mad lad.
      wspyder 26 oct
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    • However, Being horny doubles your reaction time.
      pedro1767 25 oct
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    • ima do this before my workout monday
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    • The raging boner might help
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    • ima do this rn cuz i gotta workout, be right back for an update
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    • Wait for real?
      trulolz 25 oct
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    • I crushed a gas station Boner pill before a tournament his first 3 opponents forfeited
      biggmike1 25 oct
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    • "Help! He's got a boner"
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    • And here I thought I was weird
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    • Well yeah, I'd probably quit the match if a dude is grappling me while his throbbing cock is pressed against my sphincter
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    • I use steroids, crack and cocaine before I hit the Gym.
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    • I gave up porn. Hair-trigger horniness, but I’m way happier now
      SkwidBoy 26 oct
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    • I have teammates on my high school baseball team who do this all together and its a tradition.
      tcliff 26 oct
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    • didn't mf Mike Tyson do that? or am I trippin?
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    • I learned this off an old MTV show. Basically she would fuck a random kid before a match. Most unrealistic part was where she got an accidental orgasm and made her too tired for match.
      tmfj21 26 oct
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    • So you are telling me if I watch porn at the university gym while working out, I’ll have more energy? Gotta try it out.
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    • Imagine wrestling this guy and trying to ignore has raging boner.
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    • No wait that makes sense. Thats why no fap actually turns you into such a masculine fucking chad
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    • When you're in the middle of gods taint, haven't seen an unmasked lady in months much less American tv and internet, am in mk5 armor carrying a SAW, and some sand monkeys think their inaccurate iron sighted weapons can take out one blueballed hawkeyed Juggernaut holding an acog m4a4 with 100rd mags
      SnowyFoxy 25 oct
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    • I'll... Keep this mind...
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    • Yeah, or maybe you’re just gay. Getting yourself all horned up makes it easier to roll around on the ground tangled up with some other sweaty half naked dude.
      _Godless 26 oct
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    • I commit tax fraud before going to the gym and when a match is gonna start
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    • Does it work for girls?
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    • Ancient Egyptians used to do this. It was called Ankhing. Common day known as semen retention. Its suppose to redirect all the sexually energy you just built up into another part of your body making you like superhuman for a little while.
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    • You guys are fuckin weird
      KVGE 26 oct
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    • I used to do that before cross country races. Jerking off even the night before has an effect on testosterone. The peak testosterone is around 3 days without jerking, depending on the person.
      ijustwon 26 oct
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    • Yeah, that's cool until you get disqualified for having a boner. On top of it being classified as a "deadly weapon" by Virginia wrestling rules, its also extremely embarrassing.
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    • If you got a boner during a wrestling match you get disqualified
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    • I know what I’m doing with the boys this weekend
      penty 25 oct
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    • Holy fuck thats amazing, i guess thats why i look at anime tiddies before i race a car. My favorite part about me saying this, is im a pro race car driver, i could be a random driver, or i could be scott dixon, you dont know
      Rat_OrgY 25 oct
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    • biggmike1 26 oct
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    • This is my last season and I'm defenitly testing this strat
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    • Save that for later
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    • Sounds like a good way to f up your brain chemistry
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    • For girls it’s the opposite. I believe they gain just a little bit of testosterone (yes girls have it) especially after sex when their hormones are high is the most powerful time. Just look at the Olympic village condom stats
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    • my wrestling season is starting in a few weeks, excited to try, also got any tips to look bigger down there while wearing a skin tight uniform (without getting a hard on obvi)?
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    • Hold up guys, gotta do my pre-workout routine
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    • I'd be scared of getting a penis fracture doing that
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    • I uh actually did this without even knowing it did that shit. I would run a bicycle for an hour every day to lose weight and when I was I bored I would watch porn and do 2 hours on my bicycle without getting very tired. I feared sometimes that I would just get s heart attack.
      Succism 26 oct
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    • Actually i a had a very nasty stomach virus and threw up a lot I would watch porn and the lust was so strong it would make it go away for a good while
      bambi5420 25 oct
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    • Maybe that’s why John cena had a raging boner
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    • Blue balling works
      blue_too 25 oct
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    • Real shit
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    • Trying it.
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    • Having a girl sit on your lap while you work out also does this
      LindaWade 26 oct
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    • Yea. Why a woman sitting on you while you bench helps you bench.
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    • Plot twist: he's gay
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    • makes you retarded don’t do it
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    • Suicidal_Zombie 😳😳😳😳 I wonder if this is true
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    • If you want to be successful in life become celibate it makes you super motivated
      FadedInk 27 oct
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    • This
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    • Can anyone confirm if this is true?
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    • Back in the day you'd need it to overpower a woman
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    • Wow two features in a day look Pidgeot
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    • I watch porn at the gym while working out. They get mad when they pass me the aux cord
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    • what about chicks I would just be a wet mess for upwards of 30 minutes
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    • Dude wrestled with a boner so the opponent gave up
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    • porn workout fuck? colleywobbles
      gaylye 26 oct
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    • Would this work for a woman?
      fucktart 25 oct
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    • That’s because nobody wants to wrestle someone with a throbbing hard on!
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    • I'm doing this next match
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    • Sooo I guess it doesn't work on women....?
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    • Ill try it tommorrow morning i guess
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    • Or they didn’t wanna fight a guy with a raging boner
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    • Now that's discipline
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    • is this real?
      iMater 28 oct
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    • The ragging boner against his fellow sweaty man in a skintard probably had nothing to do with it
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    • Does this work for women too?
      sonmon 27 oct
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    • Watching porn also destroys your androgen receptors which actually uses your testosterone so be weary friends
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    • Hmm..does this work for girls?
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    • Oh god, oh fuck. Flashback to Megami no Sprinter
      Yakom 27 oct
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    • I dont want to be that one person but i wonder if that works for women TOO?
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    • Wrestling a guy with a Raging Boner really does break a man
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    • that’s hot
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    • Does this work if I’m a girl
      Sluggle 27 oct
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    • This year I started using drugs and I found out meth is weak as fuck. LSD is what makes you become a god. Meth is so much milder it’s not even funny. If you ever want nonstop energy do some acid.
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    • Sounds like a recipe for severe blue balls.
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    • If you work out with a hot chick sitting on your lap the whole time you'll become superman
      Nagtard 27 oct
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    • That's how I played football. Raging hard on.
      LosDiego 27 oct
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    • Is there a specific type of porn I need to watch or?
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    • I’m niggas
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    • BluePenDrawings
      I do this on the daily, go beast mode builds up confidence. I've been no fap since April
      BluePenDrawings 27 oct
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    • Fuck yeah! psych out your opponents with a raging boner
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    • I heard some UFC fighters do that both men and women and it apparently works
      Skrenny 27 oct
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    • I was expecting boner poking no one wanting to wrestle
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    • Cringe
      Intol 27 oct
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    • Unfortunately this build up is also a good reason why when you go to the club or bar you are more desperate to find something. Same when you go shopping hungry or thirsty you buy alot more food or drinks than you normally would. That's why its a good idea to eat before you go shopping
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    • Me watching porn before final exams then nooning the professor
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