my brother has been taking Spanish
for two years now and he just
hopped into my room at 1 in the
morning with a strobe light and he
was wrapped in a tan sleeping bag
claiming “YO SOY EL BURRITO DE
DIOS. Inclinarse ante ME YOU
ASQUEROSO AMERICAN DILDO"
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S
UPDATE: I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND
IT MEANS “I AM THE BURRITO GOD.
BOW DOWN TO ME YOU FILTHY
AMERICAN DILDO" AND I THINK IM