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    • All I've wanted for my whole 20 years of life is for a woman who I love ot am in a relationship with to show me love and affection. Making out/sleeping with me every now and then isnt just that. It's so much more deeper and beautiful and I'm honestly quite convinced the VAST majority of women dont
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    • I might be 4’11 but I’ll be the best big spoon I can possibly be for someone I love 😤🙏🏻
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    • If someone brought me chick-fil-a when i was in a bad mood I'd be more upset. I hate that place and I'd rather some comfort food. Bring me some mac and cheese
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    • I'm honestly surprised with the amount of guys on here that wish that they had that. I always love to give my boyfriend head rubs, shoulder rubs, forehead kisses, and love to make him food and take him out to show him how special he is. Stay strong guys! Women like this do exist!
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    • My boyfriend loves being the little spoon sometimes. Guys like being ‘babied’ too. You can’t expect to be the only one treated well and make him do everything. It’s supposed to be 50/50. I take him out on dates as well and always make sure he knows he’s loved. Paragraphs and all. Guys need support 2
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    • What I love seeing are all the comments of women being so goddamn supportive. It’s fucking beautiful. I love seeing more people giving men affection. I’ve been denied it all my life until just recently with a good friend of mine, and damnit, it feels amazing
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    • Imagine, treating someone like a human being with emotions and they enjoy it 🤔
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    • My girlfriend and I mutually broke up but we're good friends. Do I ask to be friends with benefits
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    • This is the way
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    • My gf yelled at me for absolutly no reason last night so I made her breakfast in bed set it on the table next to the bed, started stranger things and proceeded to bounce my pecker off her face until she woke up. Problem solved fellers, she got breakfast in bed and I got head for breakfast.
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    • Its been almost 2 years since ive been happy. My birthday is tomorrow all i want is to feel some type of emotion that isnt sadness. Hopefully love or something but i know that aint gonna happen 😔
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    • All I’ve wanted for years is just a heart felt compliment and I still have yet to get one
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    • My man was in a bad mood so I just ordered him a pizza from work and sent him a text telling him to wait till I got home. when I did I just grabbed him and didn’t let go for two hours holding him in my arms and he felt better. IF YOU HAVE A GOOD MAN TREAT HIM RIGHT OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL LADIES.
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    • One time I was walking into an Oreilly auto parts store and this girl walking out said I looked cute and I was the happiest person on earth for like 9 weeks straight I couldn’t stop thinking about it
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    • Chick fil a disapproves of your premarital boob touching
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    • Anyone else here got love to give but is too socially awkward/shy to talk to people?
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    • Rules of marraige: No cheating. Empty balls. Full stomach. Happy wife. Happy life.
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    • The only thing that has actually brought me happiness within the past 3 years was a automated text from ultimate shave club saying the appreciate me and want me back
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    • Little known fact is that guys absolutely love the attention
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    • I still remember the first time my girlfriend said the phrase "Don't worry, I'm here for you. I'm not going anywhere" out loud I bawled my eyes out
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    • Breast and breast
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    • Boys love being held, and any boy that denies it has never been held before
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    • My girlfriend did this. Then she said she was a lesbian
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    • So many depressing mf’s in the comments, damn. Stay strong my dudes
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    • Only if more females took charge and confronting dudes so that way the guy knows that ur interested. Then we would do better. With females being kiddish and throwing hints. We guys don’t fuckin know what y’all want or what to do. So everyone is unhappy and very horny cause women don’t keep it 100
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    • Seriously it isn’t that hard. My gf treats me like a fucking prisoner, no sex for 3 months because she thinks I have to earn it. I cook, clean, and work regularly, she has her own to hold down, but seriously, wtf? I ain’t getting much better than letting you have a career/life... bare kids myself?
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    • Everybody in these comments is a sissy lmao.
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    • That sounds nice. I’m just eating ramen noodles and drinking by myself and masturbating. I wish I had a gf. I had one but we broke up and we lived like 30 minutes apart so we couldn’t meet in person as much which sucked. I guess for now I’ll just keep drinking and try to keep my boner up and cum
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    • #facts... But, I will say all that other shit is just as good. Yes as men we're normally starved of attention. But, God's chicken, alcohol, and tittie's is an acceptable alternative
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    • So my boyfriend just came home super drunk from a night out with the boys and I got him onto the couch, tucked in with a pillow and blanket, and left him some water, Powerade, and excedrin on the coffee table and I wanna leave him some food too but have no clue what to make him. Suggestions??
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    • I always try to take care of my bf, he treats me like a queen, but he is my king
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    • Yo where did shuffle go?
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    • You see I’m the type of person to be like this. Super loving and affectionate but it always bites me in the ass cause no one has ever done the same for me. No one. Not even my husband.. one reason why I deserve better.
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    • I love Chick-fil-A 😋
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    • how can i help my boyfriend whenever he’s upset if he ignores me for video games majority of the time? i wanna do my best to be there for him but i don’t want to invade on his personal time
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    • I wish I could be loved like that, I'm so goddamn depressed because of my fucking ex
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    • Real men suppress all emotions, ambitions, fears, hopes and dreams and cater to every need of their lady.... ... .. ..
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    • You are rarted
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    • I'd like to have a bf someday because it sounds like fun, but I really hope I don't get the type that expect you to give them sex or making out before marriage. Guys like that kinda worry me.
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    • My girl was in a bad mood so I fixed her by getting another one
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    • Does no body ever just love themselves like go on rides alone singing and driving or on morning walks during the winter with the sun shining in a clear sky to keep you warm, or play with your pet? Or go on a video game by yourself and enjoy role-playing (by yourself) like your 5 again.
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    • Guys need love too, attention and affection.
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    • Bro men are so starved for attention that they would rather just have some companionship
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    • I was wearing my favorite jacket and a random girl holding a longboard who I’ve never seen before walked up to me and said “hey your outfit is dope” after our lecture. I’ve been thinking about it for weeks
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    • My man is a simple man. Kisses, pet names, boob, compliments? He’s good to go
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    • my bf has anger issues. and so do i. so anytime he’s truly pissed i just hug him tightly and quote our fav lines from videos or movies. and he feels better
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    • The love of a significant other is better than any drug and you can’t change my mind
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    • It’s almost like, if you put in like 15% effort, that’s more than enough to keep a guy happy. The problem is, most girls can’t imagine putting 15% effort toward anything other than themselves. So glad I’m married and don’t have to deal with the current dating pool. Good luck guys, it’s rough.
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    • She actually fixed him with boob
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    • Where can I find a girl like this?? Hahha :\ my ex girlfriend who I was with for about 4 yrs cheated on me a week after I met her family with some 17yr old high schooler (gangbanger) through fucking xbox live.... of course my dumbass forgave her and took her back because nothing physical happened
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    • “boob”
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    • All dudes on ifunny just wanna smash
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    • Attention is key
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    • Affection and attention and boob*
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    • Word spoken from a man about men. True af.🤣
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    • Forever Alone gang where you at?
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    • No it was chic fil a and boob
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    • Then he goes to a strip club later... Starts getting hungry again.
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    • I legit feel like I have nothing to offer to a woman
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    • Buy me kfc or a good steak, get me some bacardi cola and lemme touch the boob and i am good as new too xD
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    • Damn straight
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    • You want me to do what with your cock and balls?
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    • I know a lot of people on here are sad, I am too, but instead of asking for love go and find it on your own, like a lot of things in life, you have to do it on your own, and anyone is capable of doing so, I believe in all of you and I hope you all believe in me
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    • Top comment is cringy as fuck
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    • I dont need affection but that chic fila, beer, and that boob touch would be nice
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    • It was the beer.
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    • when i get older imma do this with my future man
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    • Like that’s ever gonna happen...
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    • Men need attention and affection just as much as ladies do... but yall ain't ready for that yet ladies
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    • My fiance and I are trying to find our own place. As it is now, we work at the same place so I drive carpool and pick her up and drop her off everyday. Now that we're engaged we hate not having our own place. She tears up every time I have to leave.
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    • The features suck
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    • I gave my ex love, affection and attention and he just ghosted me... 🤣🤣😭
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    • And chick-fil-a and a boob
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    • Dont tell her that then they wont do it
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    • Men really out here just tryna be loved, y'all
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    • Yall can't even rely on yourselves, weak
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    • Does someone have the image of thanos and the caption “society is often retarded”?
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    • I just want to cuddle
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    • I have me a big tiddy supportive goth gf who will tell me fart jokes and hold me when I've had a bad day. It makes me feel such a sense of validation and support, it often makes me forget how bad my day was.
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    • Female millennials are fucking demons
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    • No. It was the beer
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    • I thought this said brother and was so confused that the comments was agreeing with it
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    • I think hes a light weight and has a weird boner with a blinker on pointing to pownd town.
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    • Not gonna lie to you homies at this point I want intimacy more than sex like I just want love and affection and the occasional nutt
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    • Some of you men in the comments have really restored my faith in males. I love y’all. So kind and loving. I have hope :)
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    • Honestly it’s not the price of the items it’s the action itself. Like homeboy could bring me a “Hope you feel better” card he drew on the back of a CVS receipt and it would still be touching. But alas....such actions aren’t as common unfortunately....
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    • I just want to feel anything at this point. It hurts going day in and day out completely alone with literally no one there.
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    • imagine someone caring about you lmao
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    • Facts right here ladies. We don’t even need your boobs. I bet he’d have been “good as new” with just the food and maybe a hug or kiss. We truly are simple and the smallest acts of kindness goes a long way for most guys.
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    • That's all it takes... all it takes :[
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    • Y'all never experienced love? Damn that's sad. Tells you a lot about how society is changing, I was lucky enough to find someone who did and wow, can't go back
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    • No it’s boob food beer. Don’t listen to the ladies masquerading as men.
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    • The flame has gone out in the bedroom. No matter how many time I try talking about nooning things up nothing changes. Advice? Been together 6 years.
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    • Affection, attention, and beer but yeah that’s all it takes
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    • Ey don’t delete this comment plz, If ya’ll could comment on your opinions on gun control it’d be much appreciated, I have to do a survey for my club
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    • My ex girlfriend basically used attention as a weapon. First month of knowing her, she was always calling me, wanting to come over and would just ask about me constantly. Then after that I felt like I got sucked into liking her and she used me for everything. Thank fuck that’s over
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    • Holy shit reading these comments makes me feel lonely
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    • And a boob
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