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    • The swamp line means Shrek change my goddamn mind if you dare
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    • Video games cause violence
      Dekuuu 10 aug
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    • “Do you see it? The barbed wire” mf when back to Verdun in his sleep
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    • That last one was just a power move.
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    • This noon has access to different dimensions
      Klaus1992 14 aug
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    • I am 99% sure he's dreaming about shrek
      naveen588 12 aug
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    • This noon had flashbacks of Vietnam, endermen, and shrek in his sleep
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    • Your in shreks concentration camp
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    • I don't think he was sleeping when he yeeted you off the bed
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    • I once talked in a demonic moan "Get oooutt!!!" And a mirror just fell off the wall smashing to the ground. Terrifying my poor new bride.
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    • My husband was talking in his sleep and laughing. I ask him what’s funny he says “ they’re on fire “ who’s on fire ?? “ the volunteers” why is that funny ?! “ because they volunteered!” And then smiles and sleeps with his mouth open
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    • “Do you see it, the barbed wire”. The boyfriend was possessed by a spirit that was trapped in No Man’s Land.
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    • Man is stuck in a survival horror scenario inside his own mind and is lucid enough to turn to protect you in the real world whilst trapped in the dream. Take notice.
      Secret6 14 aug
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    • "Hes here" "you dont know whats out there, you dont know whats in the swamp" then a voice quietly whispers "aye ladde its all ogre now"
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    • My boyfriend occasionally talks in his sleep, the first time I heard him sleep talk I woke up in the middle of the night & was just about to fall back asleep & I just hear my boyfriend say “it’s on the fence” sounding really concerned then immediately start snoring, I was so confused
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    • I mean I was pissed when I had a really good dream where I was super self confident and asked out my first real crush on a date and got a yes, like score. Then I got woken up. Shit hurts dude.
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    • I once woke up alone with a pissed gfriend on the couch because I guess she said goodnight and I rolled to face her, shoved my hand in her face, pushed her off the bed and said "go away bitch"... took a week to get past that one... don't remember it
      Tdizzle1 11 aug
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    • You’re boyfriend definitely fought in Nam
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    • The only talking my boyfriend does in his sleep is he just says “fuck” in varying tones. Sometimes he says it like he’s frustrated or angry, sometimes he says it like he just ate some really good pizza or like he’s impressed or aroused. It’s pretty funny.
      222Katie 10 aug
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    • He’s having flash backs to his previous life as a soldier in World war 1 with a loving wife and cover hogging issues
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    • her BF is having 'Nam flashbacks
      _suPa 10 aug
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    • This noon be having dreams of Vietnam
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    • What it’s like in the swamp? This MF dreamin about Shrek
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    • One time I had fallen asleep in bed with a girlfriend. The next day she told me I sat straight up without using anything but my abs, stared her dead ass in the eyes and said "smoking is for losers" then laid back down
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    • He's just that one kid that was always watching shrek in his head and now he only does it when he's asleep.
      Paradigm 11 aug
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    • I told my wife some terrifying things too. Once I woke her up and told her to “be still because there’s two other people laying in bed with us” and another time have said “he’s here. He’s right by us”
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    • Shrek is love. Shrek is life
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    • My friend once said in their sleep, "And on the receipt it said 420" and I lost it
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    • I have night terrors and one time my bf spent the night and I was having a nightmare and tossing in my sleep. He tried to wake me (something you arent supposed to do but he didnt know) and I choked him in my sleep. I woke up cause he started clawing at my face. I cried and he coaxed me.
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    • He wasn't sleeping for the last one
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    • He definately had a past life where he died in vietnam
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    • My fiance (at the time gf) once dreamed that I was cheating on her, woke up and bitch slapped me across the face, at which point I woke up. She then realized that she was dreaming, and proceeded to bury herself in my shoulder and cry for a half an hour saying "don't ever leave me." I had no fucking
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    • So I bought Minecraft and I'm about to play it for the first time. And I'm 28 so I don't know how to feel about it
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    • Your boyfriend was a Vietnam soldier in a past life
      Scumbag 10 aug
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    • Your boyfriend has been through some shit
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    • This dudes possessed by a WW1 survivor.
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    • Funny story, I went on vacation with my boyfriend. We were asleep, but I woke up to him saying “but you need noons to be complete” and I said what? and he just started giggling. And then snoring. Turns out he was having a fight with a can of chili who didn’t like noons.
      Moodisyn 10 aug
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    • A noon go to Afghanistan or some shit?
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    • Girl take him to get mental help he's got nightmares that need explaining
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    • Sounds like night terrors
      Phatright 12 aug
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    • I once screamed “it’s gonna be a blood bath” and kicked my wife onto the floor.
      ChibRock 11 aug
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    • I've seen the tumblr post. They got married
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    • Yea that last one he was actually awake
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    • This guy has crazy nightmares you better be comforting him like crazy
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    • I once cuddled my girlfriend really sweetly and then pushed her away violently and stole all the covers from her, twice in a row. I have no recollection of it, this is just what she’s told me lmao
      SushiCity 11 aug
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    • The last part was pretty funny
      kimja2012 10 aug
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    • I once sleep walked out to my parents, said Can you make Brendan (my brother) get out of my room? I can’t sleep.” My brother was off at college. Upon being reminded of this, I said, “Well, whoever he is, he’s sitting on my bed and being annoying.” They were not amused.
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    • my best friend talks in her sleep and one time she said "tiddy milk" and i said "what" and she said "tiddy milk" and i said "what" and she said "that dog aint got no tiddy milk" and i said "what" and she didnt respond
      dove 10 aug
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    • He is clearly the reincarnation of ww1 vet
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    • Your boyfriend is a world war 1 veteran
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    • Was he in the military?
      furryEian 14 aug
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    • He had a nightmare about shrek
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    • He’s having Vietnam flashbacks
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    • My boyfriend laughs in his sleep and it's really cute. One time though, I turned over and the moment I was on my side, he got up and smacked my ass saying "DAMN GIRL! THAT ASS IS FINE AS HELL!" I freaked out and began talking to see if he was awake and when we actually woke up, I asked if he
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    • I once slept in the same bed as my sister and she said in the middle of the night I sat up screamed world domination,punched her in the face then flopped back down
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    • SCP-106 has breached containment and is now identifying as corporal Lawrence
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    • Sounds like he has access to the twilight zone.
      LIKEASIRR 11 aug
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    • Say it with me everyone... P👏T👏S👏D👏
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    • If that’s his talking imagine what he actually sees
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    • I’d be surprise if he didn’t serve in some combat capacity.
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    • I think he had a dream where he was trapped in concentration camp made by shrek in his swamp
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    • Plot twist: he was awake for the last one
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    • WW2 reincarnation maybe?
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    • It would be hilarious if years later she found out he doesn't talk in his sleep and was just trolling.
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    • What if he’s doing all these things on purpose just for kicks and acting like he’s asleep.
      matman34 10 aug
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    • My husband just says stuff like “so much butter” and “where’d you put the ATV?”
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    • He’s been possessed by a WW1 veteran
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    • This one time at church camp while I was in high school, some leader in my cabin in the middle of the night sat up and repeated “WHERE ARE THE QUARTERS” twice and when we asked him what he was talking about he just slammed his head back down on his pillow like a fucking animatronic.
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    • Im kinda like that when i sleep, lucky that no one else does not sleep beside me 😂
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    • True love is beautiful
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    • You dont know what's out there, you dont know what's in the swamp. And he is here is referring to shrek
      daddydope 14 aug
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    • He grabbed your shoulder, put his hand over your mouth, and pointed at the wall. Correct me if I’m wrong, but he should only have 2 hands
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    • Nah he just wants the bed to himself
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    • *goes to sleep* *fortunate son starts playing*
      FPSMurica 12 aug
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    • We all know hes talking about Shreck
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    • I think you should find another bunk in your cell block.
      The_Chadd 12 aug
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    • My older brother is the same person. I shared a hotel room with him once and he literally got up out of bed and opened the door welcoming people in. it was 2 in the morning.
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    • I dream that humanity has flourished we have a expansive space empire and all is well. Then I wake up to a commercial about how someone died from eating too much McDonald's.
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    • My husband has turned to me and said, “Whoever you just woke up is on the roof.” No. Sleep. That night.
      MrsGanks 12 aug
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    • Rob sterling walks out "Meet Daniel, just an ordinary night with his girlfriend. They are about to lay down, they are expecting to slumber peacefully, and rest away the burdens of this day but first Daniel will be making a stop in the one place a nightmare can be more.... the twilight zone"
      LIKEASIRR 11 aug
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    • I hallucinate while I sleep and its even worse when I'm in a new place like a hotel or what not. Well I went with my parents to a scare con and while I was sleeping i set up and said I see dead children. I dont remember talking but I remember seeing a red balloon float across the bed.
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    • zurtle 11 aug
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    • my wife tells me that i laugh in my sleep and it ranges from cute and hilarious laughter to evil and meniachal
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    • I had a nightmare a burglar broke into my house and we were fighting and I got him into a choke hold. My gf woke me up because I had put her in a chokehold in bed.
      BD101 11 aug
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    • Meanwhile my husband wakes up at 3 am to tell me that he hopes the ducks don't mind that he opened the cupboard for some extra blankets
      Garaki69 11 aug
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    • My bf talks in his sleep. Once he leaned up and pointed at our dresser and asked “do you want me to put it in the spaghetti drawer?” Later, after telling him about it, he made me a drawer wrapped in foil and filled with spaghetti 🤣
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    • I throw stuff in my sleep apparently. Also I think your boyfriend was in a war
      Maxolotl 10 aug
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      Noonsbyme 10 aug
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    • I once woke up to a bad dream that made me go "ahh" out loud which triggered my sister to roll over and ask "do they know" then fall back asleep
      Ass_taco 10 aug
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    • If I talked in my sleep I’d shove my dick up her ass
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    • I once referenced something from work in my sleep, and my girlfriend was like "the hell are you talking about" and I just got all pissed and was like "fine, looks like I'm doing shit myself once again" and she just started laughing at me and that woke me up
      Grada 10 aug
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    • Shrek is coming for his cheeks
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    • I was staying at a family member's house and I had to share a bed with my sister. I woke up in the middle night, pointed to a blank wall, and said "look at that door."
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    • I don’t think he was asleep for the last part
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    • I didn't know I talked in my sleep until a camping trip. My family said I grinded my teeth and said some creepy shit like "she's never leaving" and "I'm void of light" so I've apparently been having some fucked up dreams
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    • According to my girlfriend, I do a mix of both. One night I apparently yelled "the bombs" and that was it. I've also been known to get up, say I'm going to take a shower, turn said shower on, and go right back to bed.
      PixLated 10 aug
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    • Was he fuckin in Vietnam lol
      DnDExpert 10 aug
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    • “GRABBED me by the shoulder, put his HAND over my mouth, POINTED to the wall” does this mf have three hands!?
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    • What fucked up part of Afghanistan did he serve in
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